If they're going to fire you, the least they could do is get you some extra-spicy sauce to drown out your sorrows. The nerve...
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Due to problems with methanol enriched liquor, the Czech Republic had put a temporary ban on selling it. The only problem was that their wording wasn't exactly clear in acknowledging that both wine and beer contain alcohol as well.