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"All Hail The Chicken" Candy Heart Wins Valentine's Day

A very special and unexpected "All Hail The Chicken" candy heart was brought into this world by a text-generator. Don't lie. If you saw an "All Hail The Chicken" candy heart, you might just feel possessed by the burning urge to buy it for the special someone in your life. Or maybe for yourself. We should clearly consider letting text-generators scrawl more random jargon on candy hearts for a day like Valentine's Day. 

Text-generator creates an "All Hail The Chicken" candy heart on Valentine's Day | tweet by Ryan Smith @TheSmithMinute can barely describe awesome getting candy heart with "All Hail Chicken" printed on would be. shuffle T-REX BUTTOCK ALL HAIL WICKED EAT WOOF BATH KITTEN FLUFF HOOFHOOF TOWELS BAND CHICKEN TREE YES YES YES YES DANCING ON LOAF SUPER BEAR HORSE BALLS BEANS LOOP YES
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Victorian Valentine's Day Cards Were A Passive Aggressive Roastfest

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. Maybe. We assume nothing. Anyways. People have always been churning out roasts. The dedicated masters of the proper roast, take no days off. This history student, Rosie White, shared a Twitter thread that points out how Victorian Valentine's Day cards were basically passive aggressive roasts. Beautiful. Great for the people you deem most special in your life. 

Twitter thread about Victorian Valentine's Day cards | tweet Rosie White @rosalindmwhite Vinegar Valentines were cheaply made cards usually featured an insulting rhyme or caricature. As receiver not sender responsible cost postage recipient often found themselves paying privilege being insulted by their admirer.
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People's Unfortunate Valentine's Day Fails

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences with Valentine's Day fails. The "holiday" can generate quite the buildup of anticipation. With all that pressure that can go into engineering the "perfect" Valentine's Day date, the tense environment can be ripe for fails. These people did not have things exactly work out in their favor. 

People describe the ways that they failed on Valentine's Day | reddit post Galaxine got flu fever delirious and told my husband he needed bananas so he could rule world. He made soup and put both cats on bed cuddle. Then he called off work today take care True love. But all romance is on hold.
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Waiters Share Valentine's Day Disasters They Witnessed

Someone on AskReddit asked for waiters to dish out the biggest Valentine's Day disasters they witnessed. Can't imagine having to share a room with some of these arrestingly awkward fallouts between people out on dates. It's certainly a holiday ripe for romantic fails. 

Waiters share the Valentine's Day disasters that they witnessed in an AskReddit thread | reddit post WritersHardBlock walked up table and about drop off bill, caught end s over Guy looked at dead eye and said split fuckin check, right now.
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People Received Delayed Text Messages From Valentine's Day

Apparently a whole lot of people received random delayed text messages last night that were originally sent on Valentine's Day. This made for some very awkward interactions between people that had broken up with exes. Outside that it inspired a definite wave of mass confusion. 

A collection of random Valentine's Day texts were sent to a bunch of people last night.
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Guy's Valentine's Date Fail Ends In Enraged Girlfriend Hanging With Cat Instead

When this money-conscious boyfriend on a budget realized he was about to be a potential $300 in the hole, over a nice Valentine's Day dinner date with his girlfriend, he called a hot audible. Unfortunately, further reflection, gave way to him realizing he could in fact afford the expenditure, but the damage was already done. And the emotional fallout manifested in one bitter girlfriend choosing to spend her night with the cat and some crime entertainment, instead. Lesson learned, my dude. 

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Lonely Man Live-Tweets His Valentine's Date With Himself At Outback Steakhouse

This guy decided to test the waters at Outback Steakhouse, and see if he could land himself a free steak, by turning up alone for dinner on Valentine's Day. The resulting live-tweeted escapade is all kinds of cringe. 

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Women Text Their Crushes About Valentine's Day Dates And Tweet Their Resulting Screenshots

Lust is alive and well in these text messages between interested women and willing men, in regards to Valentine's Day dates. Twitter User, @Oloni, kickstarted a Valentine's Day challenge for women to text their crushes about having had a crush on them for some time; and to share the results in a screenshot on Twitter, from there! The results we've seen are particularly successful. They'll either give you hope, or make you feel that much more content in your forever alone life. 

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Enjoy These Heart Shaped Pizza Fails In 30 Minutes Or Less

Apparently it's harder to do than we thought. Here's to a better year of heart shaped pizzas.

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This Guy Turned the Olympics Into Hilarious Valentine's Memes

It's not every day that we get to celebrate the Olympics and Valentine's at the same time. Today Edd Dracott showed us the memeing of Valentine's.

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She's so excited to give him an early Valentine's Day gift, but we're not sure if they'll still be together by then.

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21 Spicy Star Wars Valentine's Cards To Give To Your Imaginary SO

I was lookin' for love in Alderaan places, but then I found these. The force is VERY strong with these Valentine's Day cards. 

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Donald Trump Jr.'s Getting Trolled For His Cringe Valentine's Day Tweet

Donald Trump Jr. tried to sweet talk Twitter, and NOBODY was having it. Does the guy just want to be mocked by the masses on a continually often basis at this point, or what? 

Donald Trump Jr's getting roasted on Twitter for his stupid Valentine's Day tweet.
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