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People Received Delayed Text Messages From Valentine's Day

Apparently a whole lot of people received random delayed text messages last night that were originally sent on Valentine's Day. This made for some very awkward interactions between people that had broken up with exes. Outside that it inspired a definite wave of mass confusion. 

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Guy's Valentine's Date Fail Ends In Enraged Girlfriend Hanging With Cat Instead

When this money-conscious boyfriend on a budget realized he was about to be a potential $300 in the hole, over a nice Valentine's Day dinner date with his girlfriend, he called a hot audible. Unfortunately, further reflection, gave way to him realizing he could in fact afford the expenditure, but the damage was already done. And the emotional fallout manifested in one bitter girlfriend choosing to spend her night with the cat and some crime entertainment, instead. Lesson learned, my dude. 

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Lonely Man Live-Tweets His Valentine's Date With Himself At Outback Steakhouse

This guy decided to test the waters at Outback Steakhouse, and see if he could land himself a free steak, by turning up alone for dinner on Valentine's Day. The resulting live-tweeted escapade is all kinds of cringe. 

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Women Text Their Crushes About Valentine's Day Dates And Tweet Their Resulting Screenshots

Lust is alive and well in these text messages between interested women and willing men, in regards to Valentine's Day dates. Twitter User, @Oloni, kickstarted a Valentine's Day challenge for women to text their crushes about having had a crush on them for some time; and to share the results in a screenshot on Twitter, from there! The results we've seen are particularly successful. They'll either give you hope, or make you feel that much more content in your forever alone life. 

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Enjoy These Heart Shaped Pizza Fails In 30 Minutes Or Less

Apparently it's harder to do than we thought. Here's to a better year of heart shaped pizzas.

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This Guy Turned the Olympics Into Hilarious Valentine's Memes

It's not every day that we get to celebrate the Olympics and Valentine's at the same time. Today Edd Dracott showed us the memeing of Valentine's.

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She's so excited to give him an early Valentine's Day gift, but we're not sure if they'll still be together by then.

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21 Spicy Star Wars Valentine's Cards To Give To Your Imaginary SO

I was lookin' for love in Alderaan places, but then I found these. The force is VERY strong with these Valentine's Day cards. 

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Donald Trump Jr.'s Getting Trolled For His Cringe Valentine's Day Tweet

Donald Trump Jr. tried to sweet talk Twitter, and NOBODY was having it. Does the guy just want to be mocked by the masses on a continually often basis at this point, or what? 

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Kim Kardashian Pulls Pettiest Move Of 2018, Sends All Her Haters Valentines

As if this could get any pettier, TMZ reports that all the Valentines "gifts" will be hand delivered. Kim K just won't let the people out there bring her down. 

Kim Kardashian sends all her haters Valentines in the most petty move of 2018.
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It can't be easy to send an email. In between all the pressures of modern life, who has time to actually look at the picture you've attached and read the email that you just composed, especially when it's something important like Valentine's Day. That's rough.

We're not totally sure if this dude ever found out that this happened, but he accidentally sent a picture of some really inappropriate cookies to his office to encourage them to bring something for a Valentine's Day party. Ew, boy. That's embarrassing.

How are you going to explain "You need to trim," "Your dick smells weird," and "Your mustache is stupid" to Fred from HR. Everyone knows that mustachioed moron has an overgrown pubic region and really smelly dick.