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People on Twitter describe their funniest minute of fame stories | Jessie Cannizzaro @JessCannizzaro Replying JessCannizzaro and @chrissyteigen Also my brother and were on an R.L. Stine book 5 wasn't supposed be, but girl who hired didn't show up shoot? Anyway had R.L. Stine sign us at Comic Con once and he said "This is awesome and don't remember Ah, fame is fickle! TEAR STREET SAGAS RESTINE AUTOGRAPHING Fod OGRAPHING ABLE 11 fndcop COMCON PoucON TABLE 12 doo pe Fedpop FOMICCON Innocent or evil

Twitter Thread: People's Funniest Minutes Of Fame

Fame is a tricky thing.
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Positive psychologist explains brain and body's reaction to long term stress | Alexis Rockley @alexisrockley Let be clear thread Those "all over place" feelings been having? They are symptoms stress, NOT personal failures yours.

Twitter Thread: The Brain's Reaction To Long Term Stress

Spread that kindness in these strange times.
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Parent shares hilarious Twitter thread about the ridiculous things their kid says before bedtime | Kate Bowler @KatecBowler Night 3 Boy: Okay mom. Goodnight. Mom, why do have so much hair? Okay, night. Why is hair made cylinders? MOM want learn cord-on cordial? ACCORDION GOES LIKE THIS [frantically mimes accordion playing] MOM COME BACK ACCORDIONS ARE MADE BEES

Twitter Thread: Pressing Questions From A Six-Year-Old At Bedtime

Completely absurd.
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Mom orders flowers from a small business, and they go above and beyond with the gesture of kindness | Maureen Johnson O @maureenjohnson My mother just called She had ordered some flowers small local store be delivered and dropped on porch they brought flowers, they said Hang on have something driver went back truck and proceeded bring out 11:39 AM 2020-04-29 Twitter Web Client

Twitter Thread: Mom Orders Flowers, Business Goes Above And Beyond

A nice reminder that humans can be awesome.
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Grandpa forgets to pay for a TV, and Tesco responds on Twitter | Tesco TESCO @Tesco Replying nikoowembleyway Hi Nico, thanks getting touch thank grandad his honesty. If he returns store explains mistake staff will understand. If like can let them know before he gets there? Car ask him store he will be able return? TY-Missy

Grandpa Forgets To Pay For TV, Tesco Responds, Faith In Humanity Restored

Grandpa's a sly dog.
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Twitter thread imagines how different Star Wars characters drink their coffee | Star Wars Characters and they make their coffee thread Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just weight his hand lower filter, so sediment isn't overly disturbed and acidity is controlled. | BB8 just cuts chase Sundown Naturals PURE Caffeine 200 MG Sustained Reless Energy Support Mental Focus" 8 Hour T00 MEADLET CAPSULES DIETARY R 10:24 4/28/20 Twitter iPhone

Twitter Thread: Star Wars Characters And How They Drink Their Coffee

Yay, fun Star Wars post.
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A collection of times that liars got called out for telling lies online | 4 months ago Burritos reminded Taco bell USA. Completely plastered sauce. Self service, or no service. Ridiculous high price cafeteria food. Beer best. Their own Mikeller can beer. Therefore 1 star. Otherwise no stars them. O Like Share Response owner 4 months ago cannot take this review seriously, since do not serve Burritos.

Laughable Liars That Got Outed Online

They need to drop the act.
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Woman's Twitter thread on real Time Travel Jesus Assassination movie | Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn 14h There is deadly serious Christian action movie about Muslims who invent time travel so they can go back time and kill Jesus so he can't die our sins and course my husband bought because he's an actual monster. Q 87 2727 444 Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn 14h My husband finds this hilarious have cringed myself back injury which will never recover. 04 109 Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn 14h As an adult con

Woman Gives Synopsis of Jesus Time Travel Assassination Movie

Oh lord.
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Guy shares tons of facts that were left out of Tiger King show, in Twitter thread | Thread Robert Moor @robertmoor_ anyone currently bingeing #tigerking on Netflix spent four years working on podcast and long magazine story about Joe and Carole spent week living at zoo spoken with almost everyone seeing doc, and attended trial. Ask anything! 1:23 PM 3/21/20 Twitter Web App 3,728 Retweets 13.4K Likes

Twitter Thread: Wild Facts Left Out Of Tiger King

The list of irredeemable characters goes on.
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Twitter users describe time that customers were completely wrong | @t8ne Replying WelshDalaiLama Customer stormed up after standing by doors garden centre been pressing service button 15 minutes and been ignoring Service button Yes, there Ah s button open doors were standing next can help?

Customers That Were Spectacularly Wrong

Some customers turn their brains off.
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Twitter users describe various, polite ways to say "f you" to someone | BrooklynDad_Defiant mmpadellan #PoliteWaysToSayFU wish luck, with capital 'F'.

Twitter Users Share Polite Ways To Say, F You

There are polite ways to get it done.
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Quick Twitter thread about a message in a bottle turning up nine years later | māx @VredenburghMax On August 21, 2010 threw message bottle into ocean beach Rockport, MA. On October 10, 2019 letter found on beach France am mind blown. 9 years.

Twitter Thread: Message In A Bottle Turns Up 9 Years Later

Bit different than a text message.
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A USPS worker shares his thoughts on privatizing the postal service | Dingus J McGee, ESQ lildipshit3 Okay, l've been with USPS several years now, so here's my big dumb #SaveThePostOffice thread don't know many tweets 's gonna take ramble through my thoughts, so stick with Or don't, whatever. 18:37 4/10/20 Twitter Web App 13.5K Retweets 27K Likes Dingus J McGee, ESQ lildipsh 1d v Replying lildipshit3 First things first not taxpayer funded. At all. Sure get government monopolies on certain things

Twitter Thread: USPS Worker's Thoughts On Saving Post Office

They lay out the facts.
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Twitter users bad date stories | Ignoble Savage @drayzze 9h Replying millercycle and @bartandsoul Went back her place after dinner and drinks, started making out, made our way bedroom only hear cough closet, where her husband hiding with video camera. 274 47 Kiss my Fat Ash @Tobi_Is_Fab 6h GIF 4

Twitter Users Share Their Memorable Bad Dates

True love is sometimes hidden. Like a dude with a camera.
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Twitter story of chicken relationship | Amanda Brunton @Amand 19h This is Domino. She's hen rescued. She wants lay an egg, but has keep stopping order SCREAM AT WIND every time there's big gust. Life as chicken is very complicated sometimes. 2,523 views 27 30 160 | New hens have be quarantined, preferably with quarantine buddy way, if they have recovered something infectious but remain carrier find out other bird gets sick learned some carpentry and made her coop, and bought her new friend. 27 5

Woman Details Her Chickens' Charming Lesbian Relationship

It's a match made in hen.
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Twitter thread presents Jeff Goldblum as different kinds of Pop-Tarts | Rachel Clayton @rachelclayday humbly presented: jeff goldblum as poptarts thread) Pop. tarts Chocolate Fudge PEN1 PASIY toaster pastries Frosted

Twitter Thread: Jeff Goldblum As Pop-Tarts

Splendid.
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