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funny twitter thread of guy air frying a hot dog for two hours pretending it's science | kendrick lobstar @KLobstar 50 minutes has elapsed, 70 minutes remain. My wife and son have gone outside and have opened kitchen window | kendrick lobstar @KLobstar 60 minutes has elapsed, 60 minutes remain have been advised by fellow scientists allow hotdog and air fryer cool off before continuing air is thick with hotdog flavor.

Twitter Scientist Air Fries a Hotdog For Two Hours

Terry Crews voice on an Amazon Echo ends up startling a couple | tweet Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProj 3h v Replying TheNYAMProject So last night hubs and l are bed watching TV ask my husband pause show so can go bathroom go, come back, and right as l'm getting settled hear deep, booming voice scream our kitchen.

Terry Crews And Amazon Echo Terrify A Couple

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People share the strange things that their coworkers say on Twitter | tweet by dead and betty'd @Ur_Eggcellency were having potluck and someone seriously said Next time, let's do salad theme StrangeThingsCoworkersSay

The Strangest Things Coworkers Say

Train conductor uses impressive investigative skills to bust a passenger | tweet by comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed Later train guard is walking through, checking tickets, and gently wakes guy Can see ticket, please Oh need buy ticket Where going, pal guy glances at his phone Edinburgh Where did get on

Train Conductor Uses Masterful Investigative Skills

An entitled influencer asks someone for $300 worth of jewelry | Hey! l'd like talk about jewelry? accepted request Awesome! Hey can do

Influencer With 400 Followers Asks Artist For $300 Worth Of Jewelry

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A collection of dumb questions that introverts somehow end up getting asked | tweet by AprilLloyd90 Them phone is ringing don't recognise number, and am not expecting call Them So why don't answer and find out StupidQuestionsForlntroverts

Painfully Dumb Questions That Introverts Are Asked

A collection of funny tweets | tweet by notthenanny Current Status: Helping my kid look her Milky Way bar ate couple hours ago

A Collection Of Slightly Entertaining Tweets

$A collection of creative and absolutely brutal insults from various people on social media | posted by graystripe: once 4th grade this guy got 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk rest year$

Creative And Brutal Insults That Were Max Savage

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A funny Twitter exchange with the WeRateDogs account. | Brant @brant 47m @dog_rates rating system sucks. Just change name CuteDogs WeRateDogsTM @dog_rates @brant Why are so mad Bront 43m 2 Brant @brant 42m @dog_rates well give every dog 11s and 12s doesn't even make any sense. WeRateDogsTM @dog_rates @brant they're good dogs Brent 9/12/16, 2:05 PM 5 LIKES

WeRateDogs Twitter Exchange Comes Full Circle

Man orders boxes online, and ends up repeatedly getting granola. | dave meslin @meslin 1. Three weeks ago ordered box boxes PkgWholesalers, via @amazonca. Specifically ordered package 25 boxes, each 6x9x6: Tweet übersetzen Packaging Wholesalers 9x6x6-Inch Shipping Boxes, 25-Count (BS090606) amazon.ca

Man Orders Boxes, Repeatedly Gets Granola

A collection of people's worst excuses for cheating on their partners. | mar @xxhappycamper Replying that1mum He superliked my bff on tinder (didn't know she my friend) and messaged her. Then confronted him he said someone hacked him updated his current location bio current said did happen? Response don't know these hackers work Marissa

Twitter Thread: People's Worst Excuses For Cheating

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Twitter user breaks down what the beauty of Totwaffles is. | Ada Powers @mspowahs Totwaffles are special they are among elite order foods which sound almost, but not quite, like colloquial anatomical vulgarism. This alone may be nourishment dark times are encouraged lean into this fact as much as feels right 11:26 AM 3/19/20 Twitter Web App

Twitter Thread: The Legendary Creation That Is Totwaffles

A collection of times that people got destroyed online | nathanwpyle Then again country doesn't use metric system is only one have landed men on moon, so D 6 16 13h About NASA uses lo gical system and only time someone tried use Imperial space they ended up crashing Mars.

Times The Written Word Crushed People Online

A collection of funny tweets from people on Scottish Twitter | tweet by Andykerr_ Dae u ever git smell u can only describe as ootside like someone comes house outside n ur like u smell ootside'

Funnies From The World Of Scottish Twitter

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Dad decides to give his kids cash for Christmas | tweet by TwoClawsMedia None kids wanted toys Christmas this year, they just wanted cash. Understandable, but cash as gift, while practical, always feels impersonal, so made special packaging. Went over well

Dad Gives Kids Cash For Christmas In A Creative Way

A collection of Twitter replies to people sharing their ugly Christmas sweaters. Christmas sweater made of colorful wigs with the wording hairy Christmas written across the back

Ugly Christmas Sweaters That Are Total Winners

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‘I told them I don't care, it's my property, not her's’: Neighbor allows caterers to park in next-door couple's driveway without their consent, then both the neighbor and catering company cause a scene when the couple confronts them

‘I told them I don't care, it's my property, not her's’: Neighbor allows caterers to park in next-door couple's driveway without their consent, then both the neighbor and catering company cause a scene when the couple confronts them

'You really have to shut up and listen': Guy walks into job interview with a 99% chance of getting hired, gets told to shut up and blows it in under 15 minutes

'You really have to shut up and listen': Guy walks into job interview with a 99% chance of getting hired, gets told to shut up and blows it in under 15 minutes

New homeowners discover that their entitled neighbor built a fence 10 feet over the property line, sparking legal conflict: '[He] knows exactly what he did'

New homeowners discover that their entitled neighbor built a fence 10 feet over the property line, sparking legal conflict: '[He] knows exactly what he did'

UPDATE: 'He didn't take it well': New boss demands employee stay to work unscheduled overtime, employee hits him with a "no," gets fired

UPDATE: 'He didn't take it well': New boss demands employee stay to work unscheduled overtime, employee hits him with a "no," gets fired

Boss goes against painter's advice, orders painter to use corrosive paint, now costs a fortune to fix: 'When I say it's not going to work, it won't!'

Boss goes against painter's advice, orders painter to use corrosive paint, now costs a fortune to fix: 'When I say it's not going to work, it won't!'

Manager covers employee's work and sends care packages to their home when they suddenly take an extended leave of absence, surprising the other team members: 'You're one of us. We take care of each other here.'

Manager covers employee's work and sends care packages to their home when they suddenly take an extended leave of absence, surprising the other team members: 'You're one of us. We take care of each other here.'

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