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Twitter thread about 5 year old at a french cabaret club | Anton Oxenuk @antonoxenuk about 5 years old my parents were Paris with and were invited visit Lido de Paris cabaret club. My parents had no ideas where leave or with whom so they just dressed up suit and took with them. 1/5 #storytime

Twitter Thread: Being a Suited 5-Year-Old at a Cabaret Club

A Twitter thread on fonts actually manages to be fascinating | Benjamin Molineaux @benmolineaux Kids today mean save' button represents some kind physical storage disk? OMG today mean 'upper case' and 'lower case' refer physical cases where printers kept their letters? OMG"

Twitter Thread: Fonts Are Surprisingly Fascinating

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Quick Tumblr thread on linguistics differences between generations | Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom Dear Every Cashier America proper response thank is welcome not "no problem And supposed thank 9/12/15, 8:31 PM trjoel "Millennials are so entitled"

Tumblr Thread: Linguistics Misunderstandings Between Generations

A Twitter thread from an economist about money and people's psyches | Daryl Fairweather @FairweatherPhD One weird perks about being an economist is acquaintances often want tell their investment strategies, and then conversation weirdly turns into deep dive into acquaintance's psyche (thread (1/7))

Twitter Thread: Economist Explains People's Investment Strategies

A Twitter thread about a hilarious rice delivery fail | Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 5h OMG my brother law gift never stops giving tired being sent get rice every day so he decided buy bulk, talked shop about wires got crossed, now there is literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside house and my sister is losing her shit Imfao 434 17 11K 42.2K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 5h If have never heard woman destroy man with one sentence 25 times row should meet my sister. She's terrifying rn on phone and scared and she

Twitter Thread: Brother In Law Buys Rice In Bulk, Modern Epic Ensues

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A Twitter thread about a dad's disastrous crickets delivery experience | Christopher Ingraham O @_cingraham So shipment crickets lizard arrived via FedEx today my first time ordering bulk crickets off internet, and naively assumed they would be like bag or some other contraption facilitate easy transfer another container. They were not.

Twitter Thread: Dad's Crickets Delivery Erupts Into Disaster

A Twitter thread captures the mounting frustration of trying to email the landlord | CALEB HEARON @calebsaysthings first email landlord hey dave l'm sure busy and hate be bother but noticed third email landlord Mr. Whittington- trust familiar with all local, state, and federal ordinances regarding rights and expectations tenants pursuant

Twitter Thread: The Escalating Stress Of Emailing The Landlord

A Twitter thread about a guy getting drunk on power while playing Neopets | everest @everestpipkin every few years email neopets support asking if they can help log into my childhood account and (unsurprisingly, tiny team, millions old accounts never heard back

Twitter Thread: 9-Year-Old Amasses Neopets Empire

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An entertaining Twitter thread about a guy's awkward confession on a date | Maria DahvanaHeadley Follow @MARIADAHVANA Omg couple date beside just took turn. Her never told had child! Him: He's little. Her little? Him: 12.

Twitter Thread: Woman Discovers Boyfriend Has A Kid

Man shares story about writing Titanic sequel for his middle school crush | Daniel Dockery Follow @dandock middle school had crush on girl whose favorite movie Titanic. So impress her wrote an outline sequel called Titanic 2. And every like this tweet gets will reveal another awful detail this story.

Twitter Thread: Man Writes Titanic Sequel For His Crush

A Twitter thread about love being found at a graveyard | sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet ONE My dad died. Classic start funny story. He buried small village Sussex really close my dad so l visited his grave lot still do DON'T WORRY GETS FUNNIER.

Twitter Thread: Man Meets Wife At Graveyard

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Twitter user breaks down the grieving process | Lauren Herschel @LaurenHerschel So grief is like this: There's box with ball And pain button. And no am not known my art skills BALL AND BOX BALL PAIN BUTTON

Twitter Thread: Grief Explained

A heroic dog ends up saving his family from a fire | Ulysses S. Cocksman Follow @USCocksman want tell story about Hank, and want know has happy ending. This is Hank 6 years ago.

Twitter Thread: Heroic Dog Saves Family

Woman tells the story of helping a young woman who was having a seizure | Erynn Brook @ErynnBrook Follow waiting on kitty ultrasound results and trying distract myself little bit so l'd like tell story about something happened last night hopes can process my feelings around met girl on train last night.

Twitter Thread: Woman Helps Stranger In Dire Need Of Assistance

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A Twitter thread about a woman's loving friends stepping up in her time of need | Sheila O'Malley @sheilakathleen year after my dad died so bad don't remember 90 moved new apt and unable unpack MONTHS ashamed couldn't unpack can be UNABLE unpack? Just open g.d. boxes year cried 19 days. Straight 1

Twitter Thread: Woman's Loving Friends Offer Beautiful Support

A collection of tweets depicting unique British problems | Tweet VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish Removing kind kind regards let recipient know absolutely bloody livid 10/04/2015 14:45 8,275 RETWEETS 8,587 FAVOURITES

British Problems That Are Bloody Brilliant