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Interesting Tumblr thread points out how magenta is the impossible shade of pink | inkwingart This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn't actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta serve as considers logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends linear spectrum. TL;DR this color is fake and also hate

Tumblr Thread: Magenta Is The Impossible Shade Of Pink

Tumblr thread is written in American Gothic style to highlight different areas of America | jhaernyl @gallusrostromegalus gallusrostromegalus intense and permanent haunting land upon which countess horrors have been visited, and is too large and wild us really comprehend is probably most intense and universal American feeling. thebibliosphere here minnesota fucking now

Tumblr Thread Goes Full American Gothic

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Tumblr thread of joke foreplay activities | NEVER SKIP FOREPLAY Make out. Lick her jaw. Suck her neck. Eat her God Damn py. e melaninmermaid Foreplay is essential. blueklectic Lick her jaw dickbuttofficial chew on her eyebrows kingweedorah put ear her torso moonuncle whisper into ass

Tumblr Adds Dumb Suggestions to List of Foreplay Activities

Tumblr thread about craftspeople identifying archaeological finds | systlin Something find incredibly cool is they've found neandertal bone tools made polished rib bones, and they couldn't figure out they were life them. Until course, they showed traditional leatherworker and she took one look at and said "Oh yeah sure 's leather burnisher use close pores leather and work oil into hide make waterproof. Mine looks just same Wait still using exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later

Tumblr Thread About Craftspeople Identifying Things Archaeologists Couldn't

Tumblr thread provides historical data and shows how we question reality for being too unrealistic | tilthat TIL Tiffany Problem Tiffany is medieval name-short Theophania 12th century. Authors can't use historical or fantasy fiction, however, because name looks too modern. This is an example reality is sometimes too unrealistic. via reddit.com

Reality Is Too Unrealistic In Historical Tumblr Thread

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Tumblr thread talks about how hard it is for people to identify flirting | tumblr post number times have been delighted by witty banter only find out later Flirting is both unfortunate and disappointing. teaboot haha so about guy, huh

Tumblr Thread Explains That People Can't Identify Flirting

Short Tumblr thread about how people can be artificially nice in the service industry | tumblr post punlich One time used my retail voice on coworker and she like Don't use customer voice on know dead inside like rest us s just frightening and weird

Tumblr Thread: The Art Of BS In The Service Industry

Tumblr thread explains why parents need to teach their kids to respect pets | ANAEINT Dún Laoghaire K9, LLC June 13, 2016 Instagram O HAIRE R Prime example NOT allow. Eventually will come head and dog will have enough. This child will be injured and this dog will be labeled aggressive and rehomed or likely euthanized. Stop allowing children mistreat dogs s not cute s not funny s not playful s dangerous and stupid dog and child pay consequences parents lack common sense.

Thread Explains Why Kids Should be Taught to Respect Pets

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Interesting thoughts from various people that use Tumblr | blxxdfae dont think american filmmakers realise huge london is, because sure have london eye and houses parliament but say 'london has fallen so nandos catford is flames tesco peckham has descended into chaos? wtf furiouslyfeminist have states bigger than entire country Source: cherrygOre viralthings woman planning marry showed this pebble looks like guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said rock music sheepkind marry her

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Guy becomes a hockey superfan during a wholesome Twitter thread | tweet by Tony X soloucity This shit lit as Fuck Lmaoooo0000 Retweeted Tony X soloucity goalie just said Fuck and left? Retweeted Tony X soloucity Empty net? IM SCREAMING St. Louis Blues O STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS @StLouisBlues Welcome Hockey Twitter stlblues fandom soloucity! Want check out Game 3 live s on us WeAl|BleedBlue

Guy Becomes Hockey Superfan In Wholesome Thread

Tumblr user says a coconut is a mammal and starts discussion on classifying different animals | just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo coconut is mammal. maliwanhellfires know being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

"Coconuts as Mammals" gets Tumblr Started on Animal Classification

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Tumblr thread about ancient humans having feelings and being reconstructed with smiles | today things disproportionately emotional about thrill-be-damned 's facial reconstructions prehistoric humans like, look at this part-homo sapiens, part- neandertal man well over 30,000 years ago doesn't he just look like dude wanna hang out with?

Tumblr Thread about Depicting Prehistoric People as Cool Dudes

Short Tumblr thread explains how shorthand writing works | Red @redgermz Saw this on Facebook and sent my brother, who is pharmacist. Unsa man na b 10:29 AM Paracetamol atrophied Using Gregg Alphabet as reference can see most letters atrophied" are present. But why no "o" vowel, and why is "ph" written as "f Simple shorthand cut out all vowels word writing down, with exception words BEGIN or END with vowel (hence at start being present or like atrophied make more readable sound could be harder

Quick Tumblr Thread Explains Shorthand Writing

Funny Tumblr thread about Powerpuff girls hands | tumblr post -m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e 's always kind funny Powerpuff Girls fanart, are drawn with fingers and noses and toes and stuff and 's like they legit don't have those canon s not just style choice, they actually don't have fingers and noses mean, apparently Buttercup just sticks her hand things pick them up S03E29 Criss Cross Crisis

Tumblr Thread Explains The Powerpuff Girls are Freaky Handless Monsters

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Tumblr users ask what centaurs can breed with | volcel-official Then question is, would be morally acceptable centaur mate with normal horse Ma pain-and-missouri And would offspring be like? trashcanbees 50% 75% 100% kompanie-mutter hate all this trashcanbees Bigot

Short Tumblr Thread on Centaurs Asks The Hard Questions

Tumblr thread pokes fun at Pirates of The Caribbean | bootslots funniest thing entire pirates caribbean series is definitely one scene At World's End where they have parlay but davy jones is part and rather than have him stand shallows or something they get big bucket water and have stand on on shore who thought idea? who thought "put davy jones bucket water" and had guts suggest aloud? and then who went "hey sounds like great idea at some point someone told davy jones their idea him stand bucke

Tumblr Thread Explores Loophole Of Davy Jones' Curse

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15-year-old tells her parents that she doesn't regard her 6-year-old foster sister as a sibling, despite foster sister's wishes: 'Her birthday wish was that I loved her back'

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Boss requires employee to be in-person 9 hours a day, employee complies by staying within set hours: 'Guess this means I’m excused from all these morning meetings now'

Boss requires employee to be in-person 9 hours a day, employee complies by staying within set hours: 'Guess this means I’m excused from all these morning meetings now'

CEO demands employee work from office after a 2-second cameo of his 5-year-old daughter on a call, leads to his resignation: ‘She stood up and looked over my shoulder. She didn't make any noise’

CEO demands employee work from office after a 2-second cameo of his 5-year-old daughter on a call, leads to his resignation: ‘She stood up and looked over my shoulder. She didn't make any noise’

'I think I'm on a sinking ship here:' Woman lands her dream job, only to find out that everyone in her position has been laid off by budget cuts

'I think I'm on a sinking ship here:' Woman lands her dream job, only to find out that everyone in her position has been laid off by budget cuts

Neighbor with HOA violations joins the board to dismantle the whole organization: 'I'm now researching how to dissolve it entirely'

Neighbor with HOA violations joins the board to dismantle the whole organization: 'I'm now researching how to dissolve it entirely'

Woman’s brother abandons kids at a young age, woman defends them when they don’t want to reconnect with him and new wife: ‘[They] had no business putting their mistakes on the girls.’

Woman’s brother abandons kids at a young age, woman defends them when they don’t want to reconnect with him and new wife: ‘[They] had no business putting their mistakes on the girls.’

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