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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

Just in Case Your Dinner is Extra Spicy

Via Ooh_Is_that_beer

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The Next Step in Toilet Evolution

Via Acid Cow

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A Good Question for Your Potential Date

Via I Wouldn't Trade the Moon

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Who's Up for a Little Challenge?

Via Acid Cow

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You're Telling Me This ISN'T a Sink?

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Since When Do College Kids Not Understand Toilets?

Via ScenicFrost

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That is Unauthorized Use of the Label Maker

Via Izismile

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Blonde Moments Come in All Different Shapes and Sizes

Via BuffaloBizzle

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Just Getting a Sip!

Via Bits and Pieces

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We Tried to Warn You!

Via Bits and Pieces

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Potty Training is Fun For Dad

Via Dump a Day

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Great, Now I Have to Double Check My Toilet Every Time...

Via Bits and Pieces

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You Have Been Warned

Via Dump a Day

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Give Your Husband Some Credit

Via esotericnumeric

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Wine Bottles Are Tough

Via Maker's Mark Is My S**t

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The Drawing Was Totally Necessary

Via Izismile

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