Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

Perfect for Those Cold Mornings

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Just in Case Your Dinner is Extra Spicy

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The Next Step in Toilet Evolution

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A Good Question for Your Potential Date

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Who's Up for a Little Challenge?

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You're Telling Me This ISN'T a Sink?

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Since When Do College Kids Not Understand Toilets?

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That is Unauthorized Use of the Label Maker

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Blonde Moments Come in All Different Shapes and Sizes

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Just Getting a Sip!

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We Tried to Warn You!

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Potty Training is Fun For Dad

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Great, Now I Have to Double Check My Toilet Every Time...

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You Have Been Warned

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Give Your Husband Some Credit

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Wine Bottles Are Tough

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