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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

Pee Like You Drink

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One Crappy Beer

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Cool Guys Don't Look Back at the Mess

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South Korean Engineers Might Have Found the Easiest, Most Clever Way to Unclog a Toilet

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A Little Toilet Humor

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How to Make Toilet Wine

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Don't Mind if I Do

Via Izismile

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Tired of Dealing With Potholes in Pennsylvania, Citizens Make the Most of Them

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No Reason to Take a Dump Sober...

Via Security Threat

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All We Are is Toilet in the Wind

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Look What I Did!

Via Acid Cow

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You Want Me to Put the Toilet WHERE?

Via Sariel007

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You Will Never Poop in Peace Again

Via someguy420

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Where Else Would I Nap?

Via Google

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Be Free, Nemo!

Via Ccubby97

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Where Will You Be the Next Morning

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