Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

Nice Try Guy Who Actually Did It

bathroom note sign toilet wipe - 4489550336
Created by Unknown

Anyone Seen My Flusher?

flusher string toilet - 6933106944
Created by Unknown

What Did You Drink?!

puke bathroom toilet - 6760211712
Created by Unknown

Just Gonna Borrow This For A Second

bathroom drunk floor passed out peeing thumbs up toilet - 5336558336
Created by Unknown

No, That Wasn't The Leather Squeeking

bathroom dual use furniture Hall of Fame not a kludge toilet - 5307244800
Created by Unknown

This System Is In the Crapper

bathroom computers Professional At Work technology toilet - 4196254208
Created by Unknown

Leave A Drunk Unattended For Two Seconds, And This Happens

bathroom drunk gross peeing poopin toilet trash can - 5278071040
Created by Unknown

Woman Stabs Husband Over "Terrible Dump"

you make bad poop, you're gonna get stabbed
Via Metro.UK

Oh, Put a Cork in It!

bathroom cork dual use toilet - 4914267136
Created by Skabbolicious of Kattalogen fame

Toilet Troubles

plastic wrap toilet - 7109388288
Created by aaronm120

Excuse Me, I Have to "Make a Call..."

bathroom monday thru friday phone toilet work - 8074178560
Created by Unknown

Back From Whence You Came!

Via Bits and Pieces

There's No Way to Straighten This Thing Out

Via Draffut2012

Nobody Said this was Going to be Easy

accident bathroom fall kid Parenting Fail potty training toilet whoops - 5295760640
Created by Unknown

Party Hard, Brah!

bathroom blackout hammered no pants party hard toilet wasted - 6321133312
Created by Unknown

... Says The Office Dog

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Created by Unknown