Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

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Actually Pretty Brilliant

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Created by Anastaccia Swartz

Is This How You Use It?

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How They Keep the Toilets Clean in Germany

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Crappy Chair

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Alright, Who Had Taco Bell for Lunch?

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Created by gekko4000

No Need for a Plumber

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Created by Simo606

What Else Am I Gonna Do With My Break?

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A Stool for Your Stool

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Via Bednoe


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Bowel Movements Worthy of an Oscar

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Not Even a Cautionary Flush Can Stop the Toilet Spider From Hell

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The Ultimate in Workplace Poop-roductivity

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If You Get Thirsty in the Bathroom, Try the Sink

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Who Needs a Real Rink When You Have a Frozen Toilet?

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What Has More Germs? Your Phone or Your Toilet

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