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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

Actually Pretty Brilliant

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Is This How You Use It?

Via Izismile

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How They Keep the Toilets Clean in Germany

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Crappy Chair

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Alright, Who Had Taco Bell for Lunch?

Created by gekko4000

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No Need for a Plumber

Created by Simo606

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What Else Am I Gonna Do With My Break?

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A Stool for Your Stool

Via Bednoe

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Bowel Movements Worthy of an Oscar

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Not Even a Cautionary Flush Can Stop the Toilet Spider From Hell

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The Ultimate in Workplace Poop-roductivity

Via AlliumVineale

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If You Get Thirsty in the Bathroom, Try the Sink

Via pal4lyphe

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Who Needs a Real Rink When You Have a Frozen Toilet?

Via donthatebeth

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What Has More Germs? Your Phone or Your Toilet

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Perfect for Those Cold Mornings

Via Bits and Pieces

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Karen driver mocks a helpful bystander as he changes her flat tire, he puts the flat tire back on her wheel and drives off, leaving her in the cold: 'You can call a tow truck' 4

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