tifu

This employee went digging for laughs, and came up with an angered anti-vaxxer boss, who believes big pharma's are just trying to control your ind and body. It was an unanticipated tirade, and the uncomfortable silence that must've ensued when she finished making her points about vaccines being a cause of autism, had to have been powerful...

This vacationing couple's expedition up what he's called the world's steepest street, is brimming with hysterical hyperventilating and fitful punches of wife fury. Considering the context he provided; it sounds like the journey was destined for this kind of climactic fallout. Dude, she doesn't like heights. You proceed to ascend a terribly steep hill? This is what happens. 

The manager made some serious assumptions on this one...

Goes to show the best thing to do is keep your head amidst the chaos of a panicked moment. Thankfully, this guy was okay, and didn't end up suffering the full fury of neglecting his food allergy after a late night out. 

What started as an innocent cat adoption gave way to dad's crazed (ex) girlfriend throwing out accusations of satanic rituals. Can't say we saw this one coming, but alas, there's a good old-fashioned TIFU for you. People always leave us surprised. 

You never know what kind of family secret you might uncover when searching through old computers. Truly, proceed at your own risk. 

His friends recommended he give Bumble a shot, and it's safe to assume he will not be giving the dating app another one. That, and the universe itself seemingly intervened to throw him an absolute worst-case scenario, nightmare of a date. Poor dude's about to crawl back into his warm, safe Netflix cave. And you know what, I wouldn't blame him one bit. 

These cheap customers took full advantage of a cashier on his first day...

This horrific tale is something that sounds like it's straight out of a nightmare. 

Let this review stand as a warning to other men to avoid having them suffer the same fate. 

After being left in the Zimbabwe wilderness and left for dead, the strangest thing happened to this guy when he walked into his own funeral. 

DON'T STARE AT THE SUN.

I think there's one moral to the stories you're about to read:

Under NO circumstances should you attempt to fornicate with coconuts or any other fruit. You might THINK you can succeed where the others have failed, but based on these accounts you'll probably end up hurting yourself in some way. 

All these stories stemmed from one guy's TIFU (Today I F**ked UP) post which is the first story on this list. This prompted many others to tell their awful attempts at doing the dirty with coconuts, and it turns out a surprising number of people have tried it. 

At this point we're surprised that the story of 'Adam and Eve' doesn't involve a coconut instead of an apple.