tifu

This boyfriend's troubled heart was in the right place, but the outcome was one of pure and unadulterated fail. To make matters even better (somehow), it sounds like he's assuming his symptoms stem from "bleach" and not from the very likely, UTI situation. My dude, it is time to wake up. But hey, experience is what we call our mistakes right? And this guy's racking up that experience like none other. If you do want to check out some secrets partners actually keep from their SO's to protect them, that list is right over here.

She was but a "drop in the ocean of stupidity." Any older sibling might know a thing or two about letting your impulsive bullsh*t-ridden behavior get in the way of NOT being a sh*tty person. 

This rattled guy's story about the bathroom break from hell itself, is made worse by the ensuing dialogue about his bathroom exploits to the rest of his office. His boss sounds like quite the chatterbox. Seems like he learned two lessons: double check those toilets for giant spiders, and keep your private information to yourself, unless you want the rest of the office to know about it. 

When it comes to fighting through the curveballs that life can toss your way, this person encountered some serious struggles. It's all about how you push on through it though! If there's one thing many of us can bond on, in life, it's that our time is filled with fails! So, hopefully this person keeps their head up, and pushes onwards with a stubborn smile on their face, for the next day. 

The shockwaves of emotion that must've gripped this family's room after they opened their gifts....

This employee went digging for laughs, and came up with an angered anti-vaxxer boss, who believes big pharma's are just trying to control your ind and body. It was an unanticipated tirade, and the uncomfortable silence that must've ensued when she finished making her points about vaccines being a cause of autism, had to have been powerful...

This vacationing couple's expedition up what he's called the world's steepest street, is brimming with hysterical hyperventilating and fitful punches of wife fury. Considering the context he provided; it sounds like the journey was destined for this kind of climactic fallout. Dude, she doesn't like heights. You proceed to ascend a terribly steep hill? This is what happens. 

The manager made some serious assumptions on this one...

Goes to show the best thing to do is keep your head amidst the chaos of a panicked moment. Thankfully, this guy was okay, and didn't end up suffering the full fury of neglecting his food allergy after a late night out. 

What started as an innocent cat adoption gave way to dad's crazed (ex) girlfriend throwing out accusations of satanic rituals. Can't say we saw this one coming, but alas, there's a good old-fashioned TIFU for you. People always leave us surprised. 

You never know what kind of family secret you might uncover when searching through old computers. Truly, proceed at your own risk. 

His friends recommended he give Bumble a shot, and it's safe to assume he will not be giving the dating app another one. That, and the universe itself seemingly intervened to throw him an absolute worst-case scenario, nightmare of a date. Poor dude's about to crawl back into his warm, safe Netflix cave. And you know what, I wouldn't blame him one bit. 

These cheap customers took full advantage of a cashier on his first day...

This horrific tale is something that sounds like it's straight out of a nightmare. 

Let this review stand as a warning to other men to avoid having them suffer the same fate. 

After being left in the Zimbabwe wilderness and left for dead, the strangest thing happened to this guy when he walked into his own funeral.