This rattled guy's story about the bathroom break from hell itself, is made worse by the ensuing dialogue about his bathroom exploits to the rest of his office. His boss sounds like quite the chatterbox. Seems like he learned two lessons: double check those toilets for giant spiders, and keep your private information to yourself, unless you want the rest of the office to know about it.
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You know things are getting far too real, when amidst your desperate dig to understand a misfired dad joke, you're digging up ancient WW2 artifacts. Yes, that is how far down this ridiculous tale descends. And it honestly sounds pretty amazing. You might call it a fail, but this could just as easily be painted as a win. Potentially fiery crisis averted!
When it comes to fighting through the curveballs that life can toss your way, this person encountered some serious struggles. It's all about how you push on through it though! If there's one thing many of us can bond on, in life, it's that our time is filled with fails! So, hopefully this person keeps their head up, and pushes onwards with a stubborn smile on their face, for the next day.
This mortified high school student learned a swift and humbling lesson, in iPad insult-sharing. In his case, what he thought was a particularly inspired, vulgar nickname for only his buddy, ended up being showcased to around 100, mystified, and what I imagine, entertained, parents. I mean, come on. If you're just a bored Dad muddling through parent's night, at your kid's school, isn't this kind of a nice and humorous surprise? I think so. But, I ain't a Dad, nor am I a teacher.
This employee went digging for laughs, and came up with an angered anti-vaxxer boss, who believes big pharma's are just trying to control your ind and body. It was an unanticipated tirade, and the uncomfortable silence that must've ensued when she finished making her points about vaccines being a cause of autism, had to have been powerful...
You can almost make out this employee's stress-sweat in the story, told. This story's the stuff of fever dreams. My hands get clammy just trying to picture myself in his nightmarish scenario.
This vacationing couple's expedition up what he's called the world's steepest street, is brimming with hysterical hyperventilating and fitful punches of wife fury. Considering the context he provided; it sounds like the journey was destined for this kind of climactic fallout. Dude, she doesn't like heights. You proceed to ascend a terribly steep hill? This is what happens.
This enthusiastic dad experienced the face of outrage in a very concerned principal, after teaching his kids extreme nerf gun war tactics. It sounds like he met the school's disapproval with nothing but proud admiration over his kids' performance in the nerf gun arena of chaos, within their school. Also, that school sounds quite intense! An overall enjoyable tale.
This woman's panicked story about showing up to a job interview after a rushed, productive morning is the stuff of nightmarish fever dreams. Seriously. Even then, it makes sense. We get caught up in the motions of our day, and sometimes through that movement we forget to look down and confirm that we are, in fact, carrying said motions out with pants on. I want to take a moment to commend her for returning the coat hanger too. That alone is a green flag for a company considering hiring her!
This clumsy girlfriend's intentions when her boyfriend found himself in pain, were pure. But the purest of intentions don't eliminate the innate clumsiness of someone who just falls often. That being said, the following story brimming with love, and injury, is filled with a strong heartwarming does of unintentional, super cringe. We hope you enjoy!
When this man set out to help a stranger in need sometime around midnight, with changing his tire, he did NOT anticipate the fallout of impulsive street justice. Therein lies the biggest risk with trying to do the "right" occasionally brutal thing outside the law: you don't know the whole story, and you're not taking the time to learn it. Instead, you're acting on volatile impulses, and subverting critical thinking for instant emotional justice. In this case, things spiraled out of control quickly. We hope the guy's okay!
Goes to show the best thing to do is keep your head amidst the chaos of a panicked moment. Thankfully, this guy was okay, and didn't end up suffering the full fury of neglecting his food allergy after a late night out.
What started as an innocent cat adoption gave way to dad's crazed (ex) girlfriend throwing out accusations of satanic rituals. Can't say we saw this one coming, but alas, there's a good old-fashioned TIFU for you. People always leave us surprised.
