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Woman Fools Herself Into A Pregnancy Scare

A valuable lesson in slowing down, rereading information, and especially rereading information when it concerns whether or not you might be pregnant. It sounds like this woman's racing mind leapt ahead to an imagined future where she was pregnant, and the misinformation flowed from there. If she'd slowed it all down, maybe double-checked what the test was saying, or taken another one, then maybe the panic could have been subdued. 

Woman takes a pregnancy test, fools herself, and misinforms her family.
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Woman Has Groceries Delivered, Fails Occur Everywhere

This woman found herself in quite the series of fails, after trying to have some groceries delivered. It sounds like just about everything that could've gone awry, did. She accidentally flashed the driver, wiped out after her back went out, and pissed off her cat. Hopefully she tipped the delivery driver extra for offering to help her up. Not a typical day on the job for that driver, at all. 

Woman has groceries delivered and proceeds to fail all over the place | TIFU by forgetting having groceries delivered and consequently traumatising delivery driver. So this FU happened about 45 mins ago and l'm currently laying bath recovering ordered food delivery local supermarket be delivered this morning work home so 's super convenient had had super shitty day yesterday so having slow morning got 10am and still my dressing gown (with no belt and nothing underneath hair unwashed and awful, a
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Lazy Dude Thinks He's Ant Overlord, Ants Humble Him

This is easily one of the most bizarre TIFU's we've read. Sounds like lazy dude was prone toward making messes around his room, and wanted to continue his lazy lifestyle so badly that he left his cleaning duties up to the ants. Well, those ants had to find a place to crash. And oh boy, they did: within his keyboard. 

Lazy guy thinks that he's an ant overlord, and ends up learning they live in his keyboard | TIFU by thinking an ant overlord. So very lazy comes cleaning my room and about 2 weeks ago notice bunch ants have started make home somewhere walls. They were very small ants, and apart being bitten once while (not painful didn't mind them at all fact every time dropped crumbs and other food stuff couldn't be bothered clean up noticed given bit time, my ants would clean up SWEET!
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Parent Accidentally Raises Master Manipulator Toddler

This parent unknowingly raised some kind of master manipulator. Yes, it'd seem that the clever kid was playing a game of their own, and intentionally not going to the bathroom all the way, to collect more candy than normal. Kind of brilliant. 

Parent accidentally raises a master manipulator toddler | TIFU by raising master manipulator Hi all thought screwing up my entire family's sleep schedule with wormbaby would be my worst screw up this year, but forgot every day parenting is chance screw yourself over somehow. This one has been building up since Monday. My toddler turned 2 this past weekend and same day found out our school shut down due must-not-be-named now teach home while 2 year old yells at her now-crawling sister stop playin
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Patient's Dark Sense Of Humor Sends Medical Professional Into Panic

This guy was in for an MRI, and ended up breaking out in a hysterical fit of laughter when Ed Sheeran came on, in the background. Sounds like the doctor at the time was really thrown for a trip, and had no idea what could be going on. 

A patient's dark sense of humor sends the medical professional into a panic | Tifu MRI scan by having dark sense humour poor med tech. So have neurological disability among other health issues use wheelchair, My legs are pretty useless most time had an MRI scan appointment my head; neck and spine. All is going plan nurses tell they will play some music as 's pretty long scan 20ish minutes Despite having had many scans they still scare mainly due cage goes over face which makes feel like
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Guy Buys Too Much Toilet Paper For Years, Runs Out Now

This guy would stock up on excess amounts of toilet paper for years, only to end up running out when some folks at this current moment are stocking up like the world's going to end, tomorrow. Hopefully he's able to lock some down as soon as possible. 

Guy buys too much toilet paper for years, and ends up running out now | TIFU: After accidentally buying way too much toilet paper years finally ran out. THIS WEEK. This is FU is three years making, culminating today few years back started buying toilet paper on Amazon subscription. But my kid had just moved out so apparently overestimated much buy so didn't all fit linen cupboard. My darling spouse started storing extra garage. But didn't know this as never go there.
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Kid Tells Dad About Karen Meme, Aunt Karen Gets Upset

This kid got caught up in quite the uncomfortable family dinner, after their dad told the attending "Aunt Karen" about the viral Karen memes. As it turns out, Aunt Karen was not too stoked about memes that poke fun at uptight and unreasonable individuals in the world named Karen. She proceeded to take it personally, and the rest is history. Maybe a bit of a Karen move, after all. 

Kid tells dad about the Karen meme, and Aunt Karen proceeds to get offended after dad tells her about it | r/tifu posted by Bigringcycling TIFU: Telling my Dad about Karen meme My family loves over share. This lack filter sometimes has tendency get people into trouble because not all information is provided
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Guy Eats Six Egg Omelette Intended For Family, Embarrassment Ensues

This guy had quite the fail after wolfing down a wonderful six egg omelette, and then realizing that it was intended for the whole family. Yikes. There it is. The fail occurred, and some solid stress-induced indigestion likely resulted. 

Guy eats a six egg omelette that was intended for the family, and embarrassment ensues | TIFU by eating six egg omelet Years ago, on bright and sunny spring morning, my wife feeding our first child his highchair. My -laws, who were staying with us few weeks abroad, were preparing breakfast everyone. At time wasn't terribly unusual my mother--law prepare meals us, as she enjoyed helping us out with cooking and giving us more time tend our little one atypical my father--law had evidently decided
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Dude Looks At Fiance's Location History, Discovers They're Cheating

This dude decided to check their fiance's location history, and came to discover that there was cheating going on. Ouch. But hey, thanks to the discovery they're free from someone who refused to keep themselves faithful to their partner in the first place. 

Guy looks at his fiance's location history and discovers that she's been cheating on him | TIFU by looking at my fiances location history and found out she has been cheating on Obligatory "this happened two days ago had been together with my girlfriend almost 4 years proposed her about month ago, she said yes, and were incredibly happy! Or so thought.
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Karen Says Car Hit Her In Parking Lot, Dash Cam Says Otherwise

This case of a parking lot Karen losing it, ends in one satisfying and petty revenge. Specifically, the hysterical Karen in question claims that the car physically hit her. Well, it sounds like no such thing occurred. Instead, it actually sounds like the car came to a screeching halt, about 15 feet away from her. Fortunately, the dash cam was around to confirm this story. 

Karen claims that a car hit her in the Costco parking lot, and the dash cam proves otherwise | Karen called police claim physically hit her with my car Costco parking lot have dash cam. Title basically says all have an inconspicuous dash cam on my car, because live daily hazard driving city. Yesterday woman walked out front my car side, completely disregarding moving vehicle and fact idk, maybe l didn't fucking see her?
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Employee Makes Karen Drive 50 Miles For No Reason

This employee decided to take their petty revenge by sending Karen on a seemingly meaningless mission of driving 50 unnecessary miles. It's amazing how many bumps in the road can pop up when people decide to adopt a rude attitude toward another person, who is just working their job and trying to be helpful. 

Employee makes a "Karen" drive 50 miles for no reason | made Karen drive 50 miles get her refund Before start some background work at customer service as department lead and l'll say my hardware store practices rule says reserve right refuse and limit any returns any reasons" very often. With being said Karen slithered into my store with water heater around $800, She hissed at us want return asked if she had receipt, she ask why does she need one and said do refund, since over $50 would
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Dude Accidentally Puts Mentos And Diet Coke In Mouth At Same Time

This is one of those fails that might just manage to make people feel a bit better about their most mindless, embarrassing moments. Sometimes we fall below a conscious state, and kind of just go autopilot, and dumb stuff happens. It's okay, whatever. Sounds like in this situation, the dude forgot that Mentos and Diet Coke are a cocktail for foaming at the mouth. 

Dude accidentally puts Diet Coke and Mentos in mouth at same time, and embarrassment ensues | TIFU by accidentally putting mentos and diet coke my mouth at same time foreign country Being half japanese take trip Japan every two years with my dad visit relatives, sightseeing etc. Unfortunately never actually taught Japanese so having my dad there with is super useful need assistance. On our trips my dad usually takes day go hangout with his old friends live US and usually leaves at our hotel or
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Student's Super Smash Bros Business Project Spirals Out Of Control

This student's business project that involved people competing on Super Smash Bros really ended up taking on a life of its own. It escalated to such an extent that they ultimately found themselves being shunned, and suspended from school. Pretty wild that it evolved into a "gambling ring." Whoops. 

Student's business project with Super Smash Bros spirals out of control and they get suspended | TIFU By starting an illegal money laundering and gambling ring at my highschool. This all started my second last year highschool FU happened towards end semester. Just an FYI, at time never knew gambling outside casinos illegal.
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Follower Submitted TIFU: Bartender Teaches Needy Karen A Lesson

This needy "Karen" ended up being taught a foul tasting lesson by a bartender who was ready to serve it up to her. Apparently, Karen, was putting the pressure on a guy who wasn't interested. The bartender decided to enact an intervention of sorts, by serving Karen an intentionally terrible drink. 

Bartender decides to teach a needy Karen a lesson with a terrible cocktail | worked as bartender college years ago. One evening bar tending wedding rehearsal dinner handsome young man approached and asked Tequila Sunrise with double shot Patron most expensive tequila stocked made him and he proceeded sit at bar and chat with rather than go back his table.
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Employee Discovers Food Allergy At Company Potluck

This employee came to learn what constitutes a food allergy, a bit later than they might have expected. The tingling that their brain had registered as perfectly "normal" was an allergic response to the bananas they were eating. Their co-workers must've gotten a kick out of the revelation. 

An employee discovers that they're allergic to bananas while at the company potluck | reddit post TIFU by not realizing allergic bananas, and making my coworkers think l'm dumbass This didn't just happen, this about year ago staff my office 95% southern ladies over 65 years old. They were mostly retired, working part time as office staff. And they LOVED potlucks, they lived them point where had one pretty much every month.
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Dude Offers Expired Candy To Coworkers

There was nothing smart about offering those Smarties to the coworkers. As it turns out, they were expired, and everyone ended up getting sick as a result. Yikes. Those poor bathrooms, and those poor people. Anyone else never realize that candy like Smarties can expire? You learn something new every day. 

Employee accidentally offers expired candy to coworkers, and everyone gets sick | TIFU by offering expired candy my coworkers This story is as horrifying as title sounds. Some background recently got new position with manager title at used car shop didn't know anyone at my job so an attempt make friends began setting out candy at my desk people could come and grab causing some small conversations occur. Well this has been going great until recently.
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