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Man Misunderstands Ugly Duckling, Assumes Female Swans Aren't A Thing

This man had a tragic, hilarious misunderstanding thanks to the Ugly Duckling. He thought that female swans weren't a thing. Sometimes you realize that you are in fact that dude who fell through the cracks. 

Man misunderstands the Ugly Duckling, and thinks that female swans aren't a thing.
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Woman Tries To Eat Homegrown Tomatoes, Gets In Showdown With Wasp

This woman was just trying to enjoy the results of her hard earned efforts with growing some tomatoes. You'll see at the end that those tomatoes are a thing of beauty. That being said, she ends up in a tense, adrenaline-charged duel with a persistent monster wasp. Things could've gone very differently. 

Woman tries to eat her homegrown tomatoes and ends up in a showdown with a wasp | r/tifu Join u/leahnardo 1d 1 2 4 F1 3 2 1 TIFU by not watering my tomatoes and underestimating physics M This happened about thirty minutes ago. So l've been Covid gardening since March, growing stuff seeds, and my tomatoes are monsters. Six feet high and still going. Temps have been upper 90's, so need water them twice day check their condition, note they do need water, then see an actual TOMATO OMG. Since this is
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Dude Helps Move Couch, Caterpillar Nightmare Ensues

Man, nothing worse than a good deed being met with a seriously gnarly batch of bad luck. Yes, we're talking tons of caterpillars that managed to leave their poor victim with countless itchy marks. We'd guess that next time they go to move a couch they'll be double checking that situation. 

Dude helps friend move a couch and a caterpillar nightmare ensues | r/tifu Join u/butneverdestroyed 1d TIFU by helping move couch had been sitting outdoors week. L Mandatory 'happened yesterday. My husband's family celebrates Father's Day by gathering at their camp and having cookout and getting some chores out way my FIL wants get accomplished. No problem. Tlove camp and love chances help my FIL.
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Man Yawns Too Hard, Ends Up In The ER

Wow, talk about a nightmare of a situation. This dude yawned himself right into the ER. Kind of ridiculous and hilarious, and we're just glad that he's okay. 

Man yawns too hard and ends up in the ER | r/tifu u/VanManRTManVan 21h Join 1 1 1 1 TIFU by yawning too hard and ending up ER L So this incident actually this past Friday settled after long week watch movie with my parents couple minutes let loose big yawn because little worn out after long week at my internship. Suddenly felt my jaw kind click" into place, which happens sometimes but can almost always just close back normally should point out one time about two years ago did same thing and had
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Guy's Fart Almost Causes Airport Evacuation

Some farts just go too far apparently. Take this dude for instance who was just trying to pass some gas, and said gas ended up being so dang rancid that his fellow employees thought there was a literal gas leak. 

Guy's fart almost causes the entire airport to evacuate | r/tifu Join u/mayallrob_ 1d 1 1 2 TIFU by almost causing an evacuation UK's largest airport. M This happened few years ago used work kitchen one Heathrow's private airline lounges, where rich and famous were everyday customers did basic food prep and helped chefs wherever possible. On this particular day came into work feeling fine except some minor stomach pains. One chefs
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Dude Opens 2 Year Old Thermos, Cursed Abomination Ensues

Some things are better left unopened and tossed altogether. You know, things like a two year old thermos. This dude learned his lesson when he assaulted his senses with what must've been a haunting mac and cheese creation. Check out some more cursed food created in the underworld's kitchen over here.

Dude opens a 2 year old thermos and a gross cursed food creation ensues | r/tifu Join u/TimeLordFishBrain 9h 1 S 1 1 TIFU by opening 2 year old thermos M So couple years ago my little Sister got new backpack, and instead cleaning out old one and throwing away, she shoved coat closet. Today had lovely priviledge finding and cleaning out
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Man Mistakes Mispronunciation For Lisp For Years

Just when we thought we'd seen it all, we come across this lovely TIFU that involves a dude learning that he in fact did not have a lisp, and was simply mispronouncing the letter "s." Honestly, we're just glad that he was able to make the realization while he's still got the rest of life ahead of him. Better to learn late than never. 

Man thinks he has lisp for years, and learns he's been mispronouncing the letter "s." | r/tifu Join u/sxmilliondollarman 17h TIFU by thinking had lisp my whole life 38 M Ssssso, where do ssstart? First obligatory this happened since forever ago present, but have now had crazy realization. My entire life l've been self conscious about speaking because my "lisp".
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Man's Proposal Ruined In The Best Way

This guy's otherwise smooth proposal was rudely interrupted by some nude nonsense. As far as proposals go, and the ideas we hold about them working out in perfect, dreamlike fashion, this fail takes the cake for shattering that. Beautiful stuff. 

Man's proposal is ruined in the best way | r/tifu u/EdwardScissorFingers 9d JOIN 2 O7 3 6 TIFU perfect plan S This is weekend should have gone. 1. Pick up girlfriend. 2. Drive romantic location. 3. Pop question. 4. Girlfriend Fiance 5. Celebrate.
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Owner Accidentally Starts War Between Cat And Dog

The dynamics that can evolve between one's cats and dogs is something else, man. Sometimes it's a blossoming friendship that's nothing short of beautiful and wholesome, while other times, well, we get a little war like this. That dog certainly learned its lesson. Cats are clever little beings. 

Pet owner accidentally starts a war between their cat and dog | Tifu by starting war between my cat and dog. S This all began last week after decided treat my cats new kitty condo. My boy loved played with fuzzy ball on spring and fuzzy ball dangled inside hide away all time course this created some jealousy my dog poor fuzzy ball on spring didn't even make 24 hours before my dog tore off and decided his tear up.
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Plumber's Hilarious Fail Spawns Claw Monster

Man, oh man, this plumber's hilarious mishap while trying to fix a toilet at a roadside motel is a fail for the ages. It doesn't take much concentration to bring up the vivid image of that Lovecraftian nightmare of a claw creating havoc in the room next door for a terrified guest. 

A plumber's hilarious fail results in claw monster scenario | catchymemes Malgayne 19h my grandfather young he owned roadside motel, and my mother used do work around motel family building old and they had bad pipes, so visits plumber were fairly regular occurrence over there. At one point they had clogged toilet after guest checked out, so they called plumber come and clean out plumber came with his bag gear and set work, but clog stubborn. After few tries, he decided he needed get snake.
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Man Buys Wife Animal Crossing, Wife Becomes Obsessed

Apparently this man deeply regretted the decision to buy his wife, "Animal Crossing." For anyone familiar with the highly likable game, it is completely understandable that the wife became obsessed with the game. 

Man buys his wife Animal Crossing video game, and she becomes absolutely obsessed | r/tifu Join u/kingebrigtson27 6d 1 1 TIFU By buying my wife Nintendo Switch with Animal Crossing. M Disclaimer: this is more TODIFU Other Day Fucked Up) So as title implies, TIFU by purchasing Nintendo Switch with Animal Crossing my wife.
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Soldier's Microwave Mishap Creates Chaos

Man oh man, sometimes the brain takes a lunch break, and a true fail presents itself. Take for instance, this soldier who microwaved a can of Chef Boyardee (with the lid on), on an active military base. Naturally, the resulting mess created a nice eruption of chaos, given the environment. 

A soldier accidentally microwaves Chef Boyardee on an active military base | r/tifu Join u/RoemerRanch 1y 1 TIFU by microwaving chef boyardee on an active military base As with most things this happened last week currently deployed middle east got off work little later than expected and missed galley hours so stopped at mini mart on base grab some food. They have decent selection mostly just typical gas station food. So some guys grab cold
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Aunt Karen Learns About Karen Meme, Goes Full Karen

This guy might've made quite the mistake in telling his dad about the existence of Karen memes. From there, his dad shared that knowledge with Aunt Karen, who couldn't handle it. Queue the awkward family gathering, where the full inner power of Karen was channeled and unleashed. 

If you're looking for more juicy Karen content, check out the time a husband flipped out on Karen military-style.

Aunt Karen learns about Karen memes, and proceeds to go full Karen | r/tifu Join u/Bigringcycling 105d 3 '1 E 1 3 3 TIFU: Telling my Dad about Karen meme M My family loves over share. This lack filter sometimes has tendency get people into trouble because not all information is provided, even s meant harmlessly.
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DNA Test Reveals Crazy Family Secret

DNA tests would seem to have a knack for shining the light of truth on well hidden family secrets. In this case, the revelation was just a bit devastating for the dad considered. To live all those years being told one thing, while another was true. Well, we don't know the full story, but at the very least, from this, it doesn't sound like it was easy. 

A DNA test ends up revealing a surprising family secret | r/tifu Join u/wyczstarz 2y TIFU by getting DNA test and revealing family secret M always been interested doing one those at- home kits tell ethnicity estimates. My mother has many years, claimed her own great-grandmother completely Native American, and recently learned this is apparently something common Southerners claim, but is rarely true finally went ahead and bought one kits because there is nothing enjoy more life than proving my mo
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Man Gives Himself Food Poisoning To Win Argument

People will go to extraordinary lengths to win arguments. In this case, we're looking at a dude who was so committed to proving his point, that he gave himself food poisoning in the process. 

Guy gives himself food poisoning for the sake of winning an argument | r/tifu Join u/evil-ex-girlfriend 30d 2 1 1 1 1 F 1 3 1 1 2 1 TIFU by giving myself mild food poisoning win petty argument. Have ever done dumb thing out spite? Buckle up have an ongoing zoodle infatuation because zoodles are low-guilt sauce converyor belt my mouth stocked up on pasta sauce and taking mealtimes SERIOUSLY. Nothing is wasted, leftovers are used, end story. So couple days ago my boyfriend, let's call him David, f
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