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Dude leaves water bottle on the floor overnight, and ends up accidentally eating a spider | reddit r/tifu imlesmartest TIFU: By leaving my water bottle on floor over night left my water bottle on floor last night and after eating breakfast this morning came back and took drink out without looking.

TIFU: Water Bottle Mishap Results In Accidental Spider Casualty

Guy drives car in third gear for years without realizing it | TIFU by driving my car 3rd gear four years realized my fuck up today, but 's been going on since day bought my car four years ago. Every time go drive my (automatic) car always slide gear shifter all way down and left and go driving. All is well drive on highway most time and tbh past two summers l've been making 50km commute one way pretty much daily.

Dude Drives Car In Third Gear For Years Without Knowing It

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Fiancé's world gets turned upside down by a 23andMe kit during Christmas time | TIFU by asking my fiance 23 and kit Christmas and accidentally blowing up his life. So have always been into my family's genealogy keep pretty detailed record our family tree and enjoy tracing back as far as can have always wanted try one those DNA testing kits

Fiancé's World Turned Upside Down By 23andMe Kit

Guy crop dusts a cave, and ends up arousing the suspicions of a Karen in his tour group | taking cave tour and one those really tight places with horrible name like 'Fat man's death' and all hell is brewing my gut. Audible growling like hellhounds begging be freed, loud enough people next get shifty eyed wtf look.

Girl Crop Dusts Cave, Activates Karen, Tour Guide Suffers

A one-night stand ends in a guy entering anaphylactic shock after drinking almond milk | reddit post TIFU by making my one-night stand breakfast got out bad relationship few months ago and only recently felt good enough get out house again. This my first-ever boyfriend and he turned out be piece crap, so obviously bit hesitant. But some old friends high school were visiting my town and asked if wanted go on bar crawl with them and figured fuck s not like anything will happen other than getting

One-Night Stand Ends In Guy Entering Anaphylactic Shock

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Pizza delivery employee keeps failing the same customer | r/tifu JOIN 5d u/Kyle TIFU by continuously making customer angry delivering them pizza used deliver pizza actually most fun job have ever had am usually really good with people but

Pizza Delivery Employee Keeps Failing Same Customer

Guy loses his job, gets stranded on an island, and ends up getting his friend deported | r/tifu posted by jazzandboats TIFU by losing my job, getting stranded on an island, and getting my friend deported Oooooh boy this is big FU. Thave been working on cruise ship past 5 months live with, work with, eat with, and do everything else with same people every day months

Guy Loses Job, Gets Stranded On Island, And Gets Friend Deported

Guy lies to his wife about her terrible cooking, and it ends up backfiring in a terrible way with people getting sick over her recipe | post by Microdoted TIFU by trying spare my wife, and saying her cooking great. happened yesterday fallout happened about an hour ago

Man Lies To Wife About Terrible Cooking, It Backfires Terribly

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Tutor mistakenly calls student by the name of their laptop | r/tifu posted by emmyeggo TIFU by accidentally calling student by name their laptop work as tutor my university. This means lot students pop by asking general academic assistance.

Tutor Accidentally Calls Student By Name Of Their Laptop

Guy tries to build a computer, and can't get it to work until he realizes he hasn't been using input button correctly | r/tifu posted by Grilzzy44 TIFU by trying build computer first time. Recently tired build gaming PC first time. With help some friends and lot research thought ready buy parts, dive into and start building .

Guy Tries To Build Computer, Can't Get It To Work, Input Button Solves All

Kid learns German secretly, and ends up speaking German to parents after getting a concussion | r/tifu posted by ParrotSTD TIFU by secretly learning German recommend not doing this. As funny as found she didn't while back decided wanted learn second language. Germany's pretty close so German My family's super small and also far away, and never bothered tell them learning German.

Kid Secretly Learns German, Gets Concussion, Speaks German To Confused Parents

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Guy's Minecraft fail results in hundreds of hours being wasted | r/tifu post by KitKatThePirate TIFU by not checking my Minecraft settings and wasting many hours inventory menus over past 5 and half years

Guy's Minecraft Fail Results In Hundreds Of Wasted Hours

Son says that he hears bees at night, and the parents doubt him. They end up getting stung by hundreds from the attic | r/tifu posted by dudecheckthis TIFU by not believing my son heard bees Some really liked my FU about strip club with kids, so thought share another! Could probably have whole dad series, though not sure should brag about

Son Says He Hears Bees At Night, Parents Don't Believe Him, Stinging Ensues

A dad goes out with his wife and gets drunk and proceeds to come home and accidentally flush an elf on the shelf down the toilet | TIFU when I tried to move the Elf On A Shelf  My wife and Family are really upset

Dad Has Hilarious Elf On The Shelf Fail

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Employee gets gifted a very old collectible can of Coke for Secret Santa, and they proceed to drink it.

Employee Gets Collectible Can Of Coke For Secret Santa, Drinks It

An employee embarrasses himself by talking like Smeagol in front of his coworkers at his job.

Employee Humiliates Himself By Talking Like Smeagol At New Job