thief

Did NOT anticipate her coming to her senses...

"Bro I didn't I swear!" Alrighty, let's watch this footage again. 

Package theft has become an epidemic, and I was tired of watching my packages being stolen. I made a safe and effective device to deliver a loud reminder to leave my packages alone. Hopefully it will make them pick up a different line of work.

There's nothing more satisfying than watching some a**hole get what's coming to him, which is why we can't help but cheer as this scum bag gets thrown from his bike. Maybe he'll think twice before attempting something like this again. 

From the hero of our story:

"This man stole a phone from this poor woman. It's a shame he got away but reported him and gave his bike to the authorities."