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Did you get that text? No? Well dive into some of the funniest and punniest texts you will ever see. Whether it's an SMS or a clever note, you'll get plenty of ideas how to make your passive aggressive intentions known, or relate to a terrible mistake. Either way, laughter will be had.

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Old High School Acquaintance Demanding Free Earrings Is A Real Piece of Work

We're big fans of the uncivil drama that breaks out between someone who wants stuff for free, especially when they're a huge ass about it. Apparently this one comes with some unsavory history. People have a habit of asking for free stuff and then being super rude when they're turned down, like these 15 selfish cheapskates who wanted everything for nothing.

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Rude Dude Who Couldn't Wait For Desk Tries Again, Gets Denied Harder

For the uninitiated, this is an updated version of this exchange where one guy absolutely could not handle having to wait 2 weeks for a desk to be built. So here's part 2. Note: Mark is not the rude dude. Our man comes in later for an attempt at an apology. It goes about how you'd expect.

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12 Brilliantly Vandalized School Text Books That Doodled Smiles on Our Faces

Sure, you could mess around with mustaches and devil horns but these ones are professional. We all had that friend in school who had a pen and a dream. Maybe you were that kid. If you're out there, we applaud your creativity, lack of respect for authority, and short attention span. Here are some bathroom stall musings from people with markers and a sense of humor.

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Guy Trolls Short-Tempered Facebook Scammer Til He Gets Rage Blocked

When someone claiming to be your mom says they've just won a fortune and wants you to buy them gift cards, it's time to roll up your sleeves and mess with em until they want nothing more than to get away from you. What a fun way to spend an afternoon.

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Entitled Woman Demands Free Makeup and Delivery, Blows up When She Doesn't Get It

Here's some classic childish behavior. We still don't know what goes through these people's minds that makes them think that they can act like this. It's funny that the moment someone can't have something they want for free, it's "garbage anyway." All of this hate for some free makeup, too.

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15 Times Sassy Horndogs and Wonderful Weirdos Lit up Tinder

The Tinderverse can be brutal and filthy, but the constant flirtation isn't without a sense of humor. Here are some of the more ridiculous interactions people have had while trying to find their soulmate for the day. And if these don't satisfy your thunderous lust for Tinder wackiness, there's more where that came from.

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Incompetent Scammer Gets Exposed and Trolled into the Dirt by Funny Dude

It would behoove scammers to not use photos of easily searchable adult film stars. After quickly being found out, this scammer did a strange thing and admitted to being a fraud. That said, this revelation still didn't stop our main man from messing with the poor guy. He's just trying to get "medicine for his sick grandma" after all.

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Impatient Rude Dude Can't Wait For His Desk, Gets Soundly Denied

Why do people insist on threatening the people they do business with? We'll never know, but we have some very basic theories, the leading one being "Some people are just jackasses." Like, seriously, people in these situations will be crazily nasty to strangers when they can't get exactly what they want.

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Guy Handles Thirsty Wrong Number Text Like A Cautious Pro

When a wrong number texted this guy, and proceeded to swarm him with some thirsty interest, he met the advances like a cautious pro. It sounds like he's out there dodging all the bullets. And in this case, he passed the "text" with flying colors. Hell, by passing this one, he might've avoided another one's risky results. 

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Netflix Bandit Loses It When They Can't Log in Anymore

You never know who's been using your Netflix account. In this case, a friend of an Ex from years ago thought they were justified enough to step in and reveal that they'd been using the account. The entitlement is palpable.

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Guy Falls For Masterful Troll After Girl Gives Him Wrong Number

One woman's inconvenience is another troll's hilarious afternoon project. Little did Jon know, Lynn was long gone and out of his life forever. But that didn't mean no joy could be squeezed out of Jon's effort. Anyone who's willing to shave half their leg for a goof is good in our book. Wrong numbers are one of the finest common errors of our modern era.

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Pushy Entitled Car Seller Gets His Dockers in Knots over Reasonable Offer

Craigslist is a great place to look for a used car. It's also the perfect place to find unhinged strangers to argue with!

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14 Ridiculous Cheapskates Who Don't Deserve Your Dollar

Giving your friends wedding gifts and selling your used cars shouldn't be this hard. You can thank the cheapskates, liars and morons of the world for that hurdle.

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Guy's Friend Is a Good Reminder That Selfless Generosity Isn't Lost

Sometimes it's good to have a reminder that people are nice to each other. That's some good friendship right there. Why can't we all have friends like this. Our friends just call us nerds and pants us.

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9 Times Wrong Numbers Dialed into Hilarity

Most wrong numbers end in a very awkward "sorry" or a "you're not my son!" But sometimes, the stars line up just right and some stranger magic happens. Good thing these people didn't pay attention to their dialing, because without their mistake we wouldn't have these wonderful gems right here.

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Squeamish Sister Seriously Complicates Mouse Disposal

What's that saying? Improvise, Adapt, Overcome? Yeah that's not super applicable when you need glue and a curtain rod to get rid of a single dead mouse. She figured it out though, so that's... good?

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