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Did you get that text? No? Well dive into some of the funniest and punniest texts you will ever see. Whether it's an SMS or a clever note, you'll get plenty of ideas how to make your passive aggressive intentions known, or relate to a terrible mistake. Either way, laughter will be had.

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Cringey Neckbeard Creep Won't Stop with The Roleplay Asterisks

You never know what to expect when someone jumps right out the gate with this kind of "blushes as I climb onto your lap" business. And this guy is PERSISTENT to a creepy fault. Has this strategy ever won over a stranger? Seriously, has this ever worked?

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Insane Entitled Mom Demands Woman Teach Her Son to Swim for Free

It's not even the free-ness that makes this infuriating. There is certainly a lot to unpack here. From the incredible entitlement to the rampant pushiness, this mom is a lot to handle.

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Woman Fakes Her Death and Racks up Medical Bills to Avoid Embarrassment

People will go to the greatest lengths for the dumbest reasons. Faced with that much in real medical bills, her Dad could've said a lot more than he did.

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11 Times Ridiculously Cheap Buttheads Tried And Failed To Get A Deal

Who do these people think they are? Trying to escape paying $5 artist fees and being rude the whole time? Most learn pretty quickly that they're not in a position to haggle.

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13 Entitled Dirty Dealers Who Tried to Get Away with It

Everyone wants something for nothing. Some people are just more vocal about it, and expect the world to be delivered to them on a platter. Here's 13 people who could not be bothered to make or take a reasonable offer.

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Deranged Mom Won’t Believe She Has A Wrong Number, Just Keeps Digging

This guy even tells her about 8 times that she has the wrong person, but she just doesn't want to believe it. After all this, we hope Brad and Jess got to go to the movies.

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Girl Trolls Scientologists In Hilarious Wrong Number Text Exchange

These folks peddling Dianetics didn't know what they were getting into when they tried to reconnect with "Shelby." But they did not escape the long arm of the troll.

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12 Idiotic Dirtbags Who Tried to Cheat People

Everyone wants a deal, but no one wants to try very hard to get it. We really hope no one fell for these manipulative (and often dumb) bargaining tactics.

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Guy Toys with Facebook Scammer So Hard He Gives Up

Our supple-skinned, lotion-loving Nivea-man faces the likes of the mysterious "Ack Jandrew" in the latest installment of "Trolling the Shit out of Scammers."

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Cringey Guy Throws a Tantrum When He Gets Rejected

Time and time again, some dudes just really can't accept those words "she's just not that into you."

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17 Of The Best Responses To Wrong Number Texts

These people were fast on their feet and ready to deliver a hilarious, comedic punch to some bizarre wrong number texts. 

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11 Penny-Hoarding Cheapskates Who Are Dumber than They Are Stingy

When you offer to pay 30 dollars for a 300 dollar laptop, it doesn't help your case to start calling the seller a dumbass who deserves to get hit by a car.

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16 Facepalmingly Bad Examples Of Online Cringiness

Before posting, always take a deep breath and do some self reflection to see if what you are saying could be construed as selfish, idiotic, or be exposed if it is an outright lie. These people did not do their self reflection. Cheers to the prospect that they have some more forethought in the future.

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