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Did you get that text? No? Well dive into some of the funniest and punniest texts you will ever see. Whether it's an SMS or a clever note, you'll get plenty of ideas how to make your passive aggressive intentions known, or relate to a terrible mistake. Either way, laughter will be had.

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The Wholesome Time Two Random Dudes Came to See A New Baby

Back in the good old days, you could get a random text about a newborn baby and just decide to go support the mom and laugh over the wholesome randomness of it all. Wrong number text exchanges have the tendency to get weird and hilarious, and sometimes an encounter with a total stranger just has some magic in it.

Two random guys came to see a new baby | are at hospital. Having baby today! She has dilated between 5-6. Today 9:04 AM Congrats lol but think someone got wrong number
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Bored Dude Offers to Fight Strangers Over Text

Everyone deals with social distancing differently. Some people are spending more time over video chat with their families. Others are holed up watching documentaries about crazy private zoo owners. This guy, Brad, texted strangers offering to get in a fight. Here are a few of them.

Funny guy offers to fight strangers over text | Bonjourno My name is Brad and due this social distancing bored AF so l'm texting random numbers pick fights have had 7 kids there isn't fight l'd lose Jesus bet pee little every time laugh or cough? Delivered made laugh loud iMessage
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Group Chat Accidentally Texts Foreign Stranger for a Year

It only dawned on this group that they might have the wrong number when their friend mentioned that he felt lonely and wondered why no one texted him. Turns out they'd been texting a foulmouthed total stranger the whole time. For a wholesome mistake that went on way too long, here's a story of a woman who mistakenly thought a random office was a dog daycare for months.

Group chat accidentally texts russian speaking stranger instead of friend for a year | r/tifu Posted by u/tjmaxal 23 hours ago TIFU by assuming my friend joking Russian almost year Obligatory stuff: This is not throwaway account just own this one. This actually started May 2019 but only discovered today. So my close friends and have few on going group chats. They are all variations like same 10 people but know them all decades and on my iPhone just been adding numbers their contact profiles we
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Entitled "Friend" Wants Free Drinks, Gets Evil About It

There are a whole bunch of entitled people out there making unreasonable demands. They might be a complete stranger who wants to use your Netflix account, or even a boss that wants you to come in on the weekends and work for free. One thing is certain that when selfish folks don't get what they want, those entitled people develop a rotten attitude. This one in particular gets evil.

horrible entitled friend wants free drinks | doesn't have any money her OWN birthday and need there bought drinks last weekend so thought come and do again this weekend but obviously not im sorry alright but have been looking forward london since booked and wanna go, if could get refund would
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Wrong Number Looking for Dealer Gets Trolled by "The Goat"

There's nothing quite like a good trolling, like this daughter who relentlessly trolled her mom to oblivion. In this case a wrong number texter using some cryptic language ended up getting "The Goat." We're glad people can still have this much fun with dumb crap like this. The stupider the better.

Wrong number texter looking for dealer gets trolled by person calling themselves "The Goat" | 1:52 1 ul LTE O iMessage Today 9:46 AM Owl Goat No Call do want call Owl? Who is this This is Goat know my reputation. No sure heard own this town live Bremen own town too Ok iMessage Pay
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Entitled Influencer Demands Free Stuff In Exchange for Exposure, Doesn't Get It

This absolute peach of a person simultaneously asks for free stuff while then bragging that they make way more money. So what they're saying is they totally could afford this person's stuff but they're just choosing to be a jerk about it. Sometimes when entitled jerks demand free art, they get satisfyingly trolled. Sometimes entitled people need to take their business elsewhere.

Entitled social media influencer demands free pins in exchange for exposure | CANT READ my local grocery store starts accepting exposure as valid form payment l'll hit up clown emoji
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Incompetent Lowballer Wants Bike, Demands Address So He Can Steal It

It's not good business practice to abuse the person you're trying to buy from, and it's even worse stealing practice to tell a dude you're gonna steal from him then ask for their address after the fact. There are entitled people out there who just think they can have stuff, like this entitled dad who wanted free art and childcare.

Stupid guy tries to lowball bike, then steal it | No, sorry 100 is way too low had offers 200 already, so $220 would be lowest would accept, unless can come get today and then l'Il let go 200 gotta drive an hour u man so 120 is all ur gunna get. Or u drop off like 2 hours and l'll give 140 ok??
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Entitled Dad Wants Free Art and Babysitting, Gets Neither

This artist got a pretty flippin' stupid offer from a friend's husband: getting to work in exchange for also having to watch his kids. It's crazy that there are people who think like this. However, they often don't get what they want, like this artist who trolled people asking for free art or this lying producer who got taken down for offering a no-pay gig.

Entitled dad wants free babysitting and art | Seriously can even use us as an example and can post online bet get sales and help each othrt way Are going pay babysitting 4 kids this week not seeing this as very fair deal and feel trying take advantage knows my current situation and sure she'd understand can't spend 30hrs+ and using material can't currently replace free sorry hope this is joke
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Lying Producer Gets Verbal Take-Down for Offering Gig With No Pay

This lying cheapskate didn't know what he was getting into when he asked for free dancers to shoot a music video. Rather than letting people get manipulated for no money, this person let the guy know that he was full of BS. For more rude people who wanted free stuff, here are some entitled folks who need to leave and take their attitudes with them.

Producer who asks for dancers for no pay gig gets taken down for his BS | Text - 5:03 9 137 Exposed > Неу Hi Sup You can skip the small talk lol I'm looking for some background dancers for a music video at a well known artists house make or female/ F and with exotic looks. Do you know anyone who'd be interested Maybe, when's the gig and what's the payout? Tuesday no payout per say buts it's a one of a kind opportunity will get a lot of exposure and credited What do you mean by exposure like free
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Woman Shuts Down Petty Friend Who's Begging to Plagiarize From Her

This person dropped in out of the blue just to steal some poetry. Sounds classy. She must be really bad at poetry if she thinks this is how art is supposed to work. The boldness of cheapskates knows no bounds, and the world is full of choosing beggars who wish the world was all free handouts.

Rude woman tries to steal old friend's poetry.
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Entitled Karen Flips Out Over Kid's Shirt

Sure, it might be inappropriate to put your kid in shirt that says something like "where the hoes at" or whatever, but another mom getting so offended over an innocuous shirt that says "players gonna play" seems excessive. Some people just can't be pleased. Especially people like this entitled mom.

Entitled mom in mom's play group gets upset by inoffensive shirt.
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Laughable Cheapskates Who Felt They Were Entitled To Everything

Most people know not to waste someone's time with ridiculously low offers, or demand free stuff when they're in no position to choose, but there is a remarkable number of choosing beggars that want the world's riches for free. It's frustrating to watch people rudely demand crap, but it's also pretty satisfying to see people who are way too entitled not get what they want.

Rude and entitled people demanding free things.
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Pizza Guy Screws Up Order For Understanding Customer, So Company Makes Him Stand in Corner (6 Images)

We've seen customers getting irrationally angry, but what do you do when someone is just too chill for their own good? This pizza company delivered a real messed up pizza, so they offered to deliver a new one, but this incredibly nice customer they delivered to wasn't having it. Luckily they reached an agreeable solution.

customer service FAIL pizza kindness pizza delivery text awesome lol understanding punishment solution funny delivery - 8942853
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Guy Gets Intense Love Wisdom from Number Neighbor

In a recent trend, people have been sending random texts to their Number Neighbors, i.e. the stranger whose phone number is one digit higher or lower their their own. Mostly it's just people going "who is this don't talk to me" but other people are chill. Here's a guy who got waaaay deeper than you'd expect to get with a stranger. Unrelated, we're huge fans of that first typo right at the top.

Guy texts random stranger number neighbor and he gets advice on love.
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Guy Gets Propositioned Sex for $400 Car, Soundly Rejects Offer

Did she really expect this to work? A stranger trying to make an unsavory trade for a 400 dollar Grand Prix? Aside from the legality aspect, it doesn't seem like accepting 150 dollars worth of sex from a complete stranger seems like a very smart idea. Money can motivate people to do strange things, and people have a hard time getting what they want without being rude, like this abusive customer who got slammed for demanding to speak to an owner on bereavement leave.

A guy selling a car gets offered sex as a trade and rejects her offer.
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Wholesome Wrong Number Text Ends In Dudes Coming To See New Baby

When this guy got looped into a baby birthing that he wasn't a part of, he still went down to see the new baby. Because why not? It makes you feel good to see random strangers making connections, especially with good humor involved, like this understanding customer who got a messed up pizza order.

Guy gets a wrong number text for a baby birth so he visits the mother.
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