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Did you get that text? No? Well dive into some of the funniest and punniest texts you will ever see. Whether it's an SMS or a clever note, you'll get plenty of ideas how to make your passive aggressive intentions known, or relate to a terrible mistake. Either way, laughter will be had.

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Karen Grandma Won't Take Early Appointment, Has Meltdown

It's not a good look.
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Producer who asks for dancers for no pay gig gets taken down for his BS | Text - 5:03 9 137 Exposed > Неу Hi Sup You can skip the small talk lol I'm looking for some background dancers for a music video at a well known artists house make or female/ F and with exotic looks. Do you know anyone who'd be interested Maybe, when's the gig and what's the payout? Tuesday no payout per say buts it's a one of a kind opportunity will get a lot of exposure and credited What do you mean by exposure like free

Lying Producer Gets Verbal Take-Down for Offering Gig With No Pay

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Two random guys came to see a new baby | are at hospital. Having baby today! She has dilated between 5-6. Today 9:04 AM Congrats lol but think someone got wrong number

The Wholesome Time Two Random Dudes Came to See A New Baby

Hey, why not.
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Funny guy offers to fight strangers over text | Bonjourno My name is Brad and due this social distancing bored AF so l'm texting random numbers pick fights have had 7 kids there isn't fight l'd lose Jesus bet pee little every time laugh or cough? Delivered made laugh loud iMessage

Bored Dude Offers to Fight Strangers Over Text

Why not pass the time with an argument.
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Group chat accidentally texts russian speaking stranger instead of friend for a year | r/tifu Posted by u/tjmaxal 23 hours ago TIFU by assuming my friend joking Russian almost year Obligatory stuff: This is not throwaway account just own this one. This actually started May 2019 but only discovered today. So my close friends and have few on going group chats. They are all variations like same 10 people but know them all decades and on my iPhone just been adding numbers their contact profiles we

Group Chat Accidentally Texts Foreign Stranger for a Year

It wasn't Scott after all.
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horrible entitled friend wants free drinks | doesn't have any money her OWN birthday and need there bought drinks last weekend so thought come and do again this weekend but obviously not im sorry alright but have been looking forward london since booked and wanna go, if could get refund would

Entitled "Friend" Wants Free Drinks, Gets Evil About It

Might not want to consider this person a friend anymore.
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Wrong number texter looking for dealer gets trolled by person calling themselves "The Goat" | 1:52 1 ul LTE O iMessage Today 9:46 AM Owl Goat No Call do want call Owl? Who is this This is Goat know my reputation. No sure heard own this town live Bremen own town too Ok iMessage Pay

Wrong Number Looking for Dealer Gets Trolled by "The Goat"

Don't defy The Goat.
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Stupid guy tries to lowball bike, then steal it | No, sorry 100 is way too low had offers 200 already, so $220 would be lowest would accept, unless can come get today and then l'Il let go 200 gotta drive an hour u man so 120 is all ur gunna get. Or u drop off like 2 hours and l'll give 140 ok??

Incompetent Lowballer Wants Bike, Demands Address So He Can Steal It

He's not getting that bike.
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Entitled dad wants free babysitting and art | Seriously can even use us as an example and can post online bet get sales and help each othrt way Are going pay babysitting 4 kids this week not seeing this as very fair deal and feel trying take advantage knows my current situation and sure she'd understand can't spend 30hrs+ and using material can't currently replace free sorry hope this is joke

Entitled Dad Wants Free Art and Babysitting, Gets Neither

The nerve on this guy.
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Entitled mom in mom's play group gets upset by inoffensive shirt.

Entitled Karen Flips Out Over Kid's Shirt

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Rude and entitled people demanding free things.

Laughable Cheapskates Who Felt They Were Entitled To Everything

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Pizza Guy Screws Up Order For Understanding Customer, So Company Makes Him Stand in Corner (6 Images)

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Guy texts random stranger number neighbor and he gets advice on love.

Guy Gets Intense Love Wisdom from Number Neighbor

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A guy selling a car gets offered sex as a trade and rejects her offer.

Guy Gets Propositioned Sex for $400 Car, Soundly Rejects Offer

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Guy gets a wrong number text for a baby birth so he visits the mother.

Wholesome Wrong Number Text Ends In Dudes Coming To See New Baby

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A woman accidentally texted her mom a photo of her bed with sex handcuffs on it.

Woman Accidentally Sends Mom Wrong Picture of Her Room, Handcuffs Included

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