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Did you get that text? No? Well dive into some of the funniest and punniest texts you will ever see. Whether it's an SMS or a clever note, you'll get plenty of ideas how to make your passive aggressive intentions known, or relate to a terrible mistake. Either way, laughter will be had.

18-year-old gets scolded by neighbor after she offers him a job on her farm, and he refuses due to his tight schedule: ‘This is going to affect my work and my sanity’

Melissa Knudson

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Manager refuses to reply to employee on her days off, yet keeps contacting them on their time off, employee doesn't respond: ‘Works both ways’

Bar Mor Hazut

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Burnt out teachers’ assistant gets fired, former boss send student’s heartfelt message: ‘How are you going to fire me then send me a message letting me know how sad the kids are that I’m gone?’

Remy Millisky

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Guy turns down 2nd date by giving girl unsolicited advice, then posts the text messages: 'I'd rather get ghosted than have to deal with that paragraph'

Remy Millisky

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Boss clones employee's voice with text-to-speech software, then creates a recording of them saying positive things about the job, employee reports her: ‘I was NOT okay with it’

Bar Mor Hazut

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'Have a good life': Employee quits toxic job on the spot after entitled boss texts that they're "not appreciating your attitude"

Remy Millisky

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15-year-old brother stood up by older sister after exam, turns out she pocketed the Uber money their mother gave her to pick him up: 'Guess I'm walking the 3 miles again'

Ben Weiss

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Boss fires entire staff via text message: 'We will not be opening up for business tomorrow'

Ben Weiss

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'I knew this would happen': Guy weighs breaking up with entitled girlfriend after she locks him out of his own apartment

Ben Weiss

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'I woke up to over 50 texts': 22-year-old walks out of surprise party thrown by their family members after insisting they didn't want a celebration

Remy Millisky

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Employee lends coworker money, only for coworker to flood her with texts asking for more favors, employee blocks them in response: ‘No one in management will do anything’

Bar Mor Hazut

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‘Cool, great start…’: Job candidate ghosts business owner after he sends them unhinged texts about the position and accuses them of being unprofessional

Bar Mor Hazut

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'I am having counsel review the lease': Landlord denies sending former tenant their security deposit in full over their cat smell, tenant begins legal battle

Ben Weiss

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'Consider this a warning [...] oops sorry, wrong person': Top 20+ baffling text messages and wrong numbers

Ben Weiss

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'They want to paint me out to be the bad guy': Coffee shop "hyped up" new barista, then fires them via text

Remy Millisky

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Boss lays off entire staff over text: '[We have] decided to close our operations. Effective today'

Ben Weiss

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