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Anyone who's been to a few concerts has experienced that sinking feeling when they realize, "oh, god, these guys are not good live" and then you just have to bear through their set feeling different and realizing you spent too much money on a stupid thing. Sometimes it's not even the performance. Sometimes the artist just has no respect for their fans, or spends 30 minutes talking about conspiracy theories.

Having a bad roommate is one of life's great frustrations. If you've never had a roommate who steals your things, doesn't clean up after themselves and generally makes you feel like a stranger in your own home, then consider yourself lucky. Some people battle their thieving roommates with booby traps, but that's getting extreme. 

Here's some sound financial advice as well as various tips to make you seem like less of an idiot. We'll probably forget a lot of these and be back on our bullshit in no time, but it's nice to review. For a blast from the past, check out these wild old-timey life hacks from forever ago or for some bad advice, these straight up hilariously bad life hacks.

What was going to be a fun Airbnb weekend turned into what basically ended up as a stay in a haunted house except all the ghosts are shit. We've had underwhelming vacations but few of them culminated in an evacuation over the great Pississippi. Sounds bad. And in classic timeline-style recounting! For more gross stuff, here's twitter's reaction to a bull semen explosion.

We didn't know that you could accidentally do this to yourself, but this is really just horrible. Anyway, stay safe out there. If there's a lesson to be learned here it's probably pretty obvious. Here are some other stupid ways people injured themselves. 

They say that that nothing can be certain except death and taxes, but it seems like there's always something trashy going on somewhere. You can trust that someone will be acting selfishly, be it stealing dinner plates for no reason, or leaving a futon on the highway. Trashy moments are a  regrettable fact of life.

It doesn't matter if things are going well, it's just a matter of time until life hits you with unfortunate moments of failure and chaos. It's best to be able to just deal with setbacks as they come and move on from the productively, but that doesn't mean that chaos can derail people's lives for a little while. No matter how hard you try, the spectacular unfortunate moments will never end.

Ideally, the buyer/seller relationship should be one where upfront sellers provide a valuable product or service to people who are happy to pay for it. This is often not the case. In reality it can be a one-sided war between companies and consumers, with companies trying every underhanded tactic they can come up with to inconvenience, scare and manipulate their own customers into overpaying for horrible products. Seriously, these products and ads were designed by jerks.

Extreme trashiness can arise from every level of society. It can come from the mom who leaves dirty diapers on a McDonald's counter to the rich jerk who parks his super car over four handicapped parking spots. Everywhere there are people, there's some selfish folks who think they can do whatever miserable thing they want. Sometimes humanity is not on its A-game.

Although most people are fine, people aren't gonna be totally great all the time. There are moments of horribly petty selfishness that make you think "bruh, what the hell." There's people stealing coasts for orphans, parking in front of firetrucks, and taking money straight out of tip jars. Just not super classy moves. Trashiness exhibits itself in every part of society, but some trashy moments belong on garbage island. Sometimes humanity is just not on its A-game.

Life is full of challenges, but god have mercy on the soul of anyone who drops a bottle of glitter on a carpet. That stuff is never gonna come out. Life's moments of failure and chaos give us add unnecessary pain and inconvenience. All you can really do is deal with them and hope fewer unfortunate moments happen to you.

If you're like anyone else, you will have unfortunate moments of failure and chaos. 5 gallon buckets of paint will spill, boats will sink, and lasagnas will get exploded. All you can do is take these moments in stride, and be glad that these unfortunate moments don't happen to you every day.

While most people have a sense of decency and shame, there are still a large number of entitled morons who expect the world to cover their expenses. From entitled moms wanting to pay 3 dollars an hour for full time childcare, to jerks who demand someone deliver a free couch to their doorstep in the middle of the night, to entitled bridezillas who cancel weddings and keep the gift money, there's a lot of money-based drama to be had.

We're all just trying to get through the day without having our everyday lives derailed by chaos. Thankfully for most of us, we do that. For a select few, unfortunate moments give people a bad time. It's sort of cathartic to see just how every little thing can go bad, and you can count your lucky stars that a day went by without some horrible crap happening.

People have some really dumb freak injuries, but few of them find themselves proving it. One thing that might be exaggerated here is that an old nurse who has seen everything probably wouldn't be too phased by seeing this kind of gross shit.