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Everyone knows you don't just copy and paste from Wikipedia! You've gotta change some of those sentences around and throw in some synonyms to throw em off your trail. Students have always been pretty stupid. Are they getting dumber? Who knows. Maybe these days we just have much better ways of documenting the stupid. For more, here are teachers sharing the dumbest essays turned in by students.

Everyone had one. Maybe you heard a rumor that two students got caught hooking up in a dumpster, or you found out the gym teacher started a fight club. You even could have had some kind of pooping bandit. Anyway, here are the crazy things that happened at people's schools that they'll be talking about for years. If this made you almost nostalgic, here are some salty people sharing what got banned from their schools.

Not only did he submit erotica, he submitted 10 pages of original, professional grade, high octane smut. The good stuff. We don't envy someone in a jam quite like this, but hopefully this isn't the end for our wordsmith. People have a history of sending the wrong thing to their professors, like this student who sent a bizarre cat photo instead of an essay.

Many of us can thank our teachers for inspiring us to embrace our passions and take on careers that we didn't think we'd achieve in our wildest dreams. That's some teachers though. Other teachers are negligent, selfish bullies who have no respect for other people, and have no desire to help kids learn. Sometimes kids are dumb, but that's not necessarily the teacher's fault. These teachers here though are grade-A douchebags.

This old witch of a teacher got what was coming to her. Sounds like an absolute nightmare in the classroom, and after losing the class' papers and failing half of them, she got taken out by a swift and brutal revenge. 

Classic Kevin! This puzzled teacher's story about his encounter with the dumbest person he'd ever met, is EVERYTHING. Some folks really do fall through all the cracks. 

These clever students get an A+ for thinking outside of the box when it came to NOT playing by the rules in the classroom. Yes, they're excelling in the rule-breaking cheating category. 

This high school sociology professor out of Lowell Massachusetts is ready to educate the masses on all that wild Generation Z slang! Are you ready for it. 

Teachers are also trying to keep themselves entertained in the classroom. That crush you had on that one person, and the ensuing seating chart, mixup could've been a lot more than the grace of good luck that you thought it was. 

Whether they were trying to keep the classroom bearable through being hilariously unpredictable, or just plain weird, you've gotta give it to them. They definitely tried...in some capacity. 

It's one thing to be laughed at by your classmates, but when your teacher joins in, you know you're truly stupid.

These students aren't even close to trying hard enough. Not only did they fail to do the assignment; they failed miserably at playing outside the bounds of the rules. 

This teacher is doing the lord's work. It seems strange to have to have this type of thing explained to you, but it makes perfect sense considering the circumstances.

Educate yourself on these red flags so you don't find yourself miserably entrenched in a hellish shituation with a crazy prof.