tattoos

It's hard to tell if these people are joking. If they aren't, we have a very serious problem.

Whether it's to complain about a restaurant, falsify a new story, or just to get likes, people are out there lying like it's their job. Thankfully, there's also people on the internet who feel compelled to call those people out and prove them wrong. Sweet, sweet Justice.

Feel the embarrassment. Drink it in like a shame smoothie.

These are so bad they're borderline monstrous. 

Learn from their ill-conceived, obscene failures to that you don't repeat their regrets. 

You can't choose when it'll happen to you. Just be glad that it's probably not happening right now.

Prepare to be overwhelmed by the daunting levels of stupidity. 

There (see what we did there?...) hearts are in the right place, but sometimes that isn't enough to NOT drive you totally insane. Also, we're playing around with a particular word in the headline/body paragraph, in case you missed it. 

At least they look cool...

These terrible tattoos weren't meant for reality. 

Ice picks and drug money? Why did any of us get in trouble for having gum?

Time to take your business elsewhere, man. Pretty unreal that he actually tried to apply this kind of irrationality, but hey, people are crazy. 

Don't drink and tattoo yourself. You might end up on one of these lists. 

Did she expect the pastor to remote the tattoo, or what?...

Let's just say these tattoos are "heavily stylized."

Roll up your sleeves and dip your mitts into some sweet hot dumpster fruit.