tattoos

These are so bad they're borderline monstrous. 

It's hard to tell if these people are joking. If they aren't, we have a very serious problem.

Learn from their ill-conceived, obscene failures to that you don't repeat their regrets. 

You can't choose when it'll happen to you. Just be glad that it's probably not happening right now.

Prepare to be overwhelmed by the daunting levels of stupidity. 

There (see what we did there?...) hearts are in the right place, but sometimes that isn't enough to NOT drive you totally insane. Also, we're playing around with a particular word in the headline/body paragraph, in case you missed it. 

At least they look cool...

These terrible tattoos weren't meant for reality.