Not only have you not properly rested in 5 years, but even with your 75% tips on the iPad, you can barely make rent this month… again. So far, being a server has only trapped you in a lifestyle of fatigue and chasing your own bills with irregular cash flow, swollen ankles, and a ferocious Karen biting at your heels all the time.

Oh well, there's always tomorrow.

It was well intentioned, at least.

We all have our moments.

What a fascinating tale.

So much ouch.

Those spiderwebs though.

Scams just need to go away, forever.

It'll be okay.

No joke, wrapping presents is very difficult.

Confusion can arise in the most obvious of circumstances.

Some days are tougher than others.

Always a humbling moment.

Numbers aren't for everyone.

Some menus are more confusing than others.