struggle

Note to self: never initiate physical contact with your dentist.

Easy to see that social media plays a huge part in the everyday FML moment, after looking through these. 

They had ONE job, and they just couldn't seem to get it done. 

"Well, I did everything I could..." 

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These are outright disastrous. 

Nothing quite hits you hard in the gut as the pure and unadulterated weight of INSTANT REGRET. 

Critical hits LEFT and RIGHT!

Here's to hoping the crew of writers back over at CBS happen upon these...can almost make out the obnoxious sound of the 'laugh track' in the background. Solid couple seasons of a new family-oriented comedy show here. Okay, but in all fairness; bachelorhood is feeling pretty damn good right now after trucking through these. I might add that the tweets had a suspicious amount of 'husband did ____ wrong' kind of humor going on.