No spiders were harmed in the telling of this story… A lot of people don't like spiders, and it makes sense; what's not horrifying about something with many legs and too many eyes, complete with a set of monstrous fangs—lurking in the dark corners of our homes with watchful eyes as they guard their clutches that will soon spawn thousands more of them. Further, we've given spiders a place of sheer horror in popular culture, depicting a cartoonish lust for our demise and solidifying their place a…

We all crash on the couch every now and then, maybe even more often than we'd like to admit. It's just sooooo cozy as you're watching TV; getting up and going to bed can seem like the worst thing in the history of the world. And it is. So, you keep laying there, fighting to stay awake for as long as you can as your eyes slowly drift and then… bam. It's 6 in the morning. Or, like in the OP's case, the living room is just so much cooler (temperature-wise) than the stuffy bedrooms. I can relate to…

Get in loser, we're going to make an Anti Bucket List!

Everyone has their phobias. Don't make fun or you'll face the consequences!

Evil genius

Yeah, that's enough outside for the day.

Yeah, I'm out dawg.

Oh, cool.

That could've gone a lot worse.

She's too chill about it.

Oh no.

Oh, say it ain't so.

Oh, that's a hard nope.

Hard nope to this.

No thank you.

That's one way to go about it.