You can feel the burning sting of regret in these. The excuses that accompany the regrettable texts are plain bad at best.
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TV host, Chef, and worldwide renowned storyteller, Anthony Bourdain passed away Friday at the age of 61. Bourdain possessed a fearless lust for adventure, and an insatiable appetite to consume experiences through living in a state of perpetual movement, always aggressively openminded, and guided by a commitment to dive headlong into the Great Unknown. RIP. We've assembled a platter of the Roast Master's spiciest roasts on Twitter.
The stars aligned in the most unfortunate of ways for this spicy tale of FAIL. What was this idiot thinking when he went to munch on some world-renowned, molten lava level ghost peppers? Kind of teed himself up for self-inflicted disaster, or rather, brewed the perfect *shitstorm.
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Is this genuine fearlessness or YouTube views-motivated stupidity/insanity? I'll let you be the judge. Either way, think it's fair to say he won't be testing the eye-watering, mouth-melting waters of the Carolina Reaper Pepper served á la bong again anytime soon...
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Was really trying to sum up the rollercoaster ride that is Mac Demarco partaking in the ever sadistic, albeit highly entertaining Hot Ones challenge, in that headline.
If you're not familiar with our Canadian-based guest of the hour, DeMarco picked up something of a cult following for the very fact he so blatantly lives against the grain as a chainsmoking, shitty-beer-guzzling countercultural, anti-indie (even though he'd fall on the vein of 'indie rock) singer-songwriter with a talent for penning angsty though relatable, psychedelic lyrics.
Lyrics that have a knack for inviting you to breathe in a bit deeper and out even easier, as you float through a day's menial tasks with calm complacency. Check out his most acclaimed album to date over here, if you're at all intrigued.
But anyways that's just his musical background. You could hate the young dude's music, and still enjoy his pridefully weird, bizarre antics, during this 'interview.'
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The reasons to love It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia star, Charlie Day are as endless as the TV character's appetite for sniffing glue and self-medicating with whatever bottle's within arm's reach.
The following stress sweat-inducing documentation of Day wrestling the world's most notoriously unforgiving gauntlet of hot chicken wings is the pinnacle of sadistic entertainment, and won't fail to steer you clear of dabbling in any spice foods, for a while.
