How to make yourself ‘undatable’

Pest control 101

When I found this story about a workplace chili cookoff, my mind immediately jumped to the unforgettable scene from “The Office” where Kevin accidentally spilled his massive pot of chili in the office – iconic. But as it turns out, some real-life workplaces also embrace the chili cookoff spirit. When u/mndsm79 first faced defeat in his work chili cookoff, even though he knowingly deserved the crown, he hatched a plan for the ultimate chili redemption for the next competition.

Taunting a chef to make your food as hot as humanly possible is always going to end the same way… and at the end of the day, you literally asked for it. Sure, you might have underestimated just how spicy it could be, but the limits of your imagination are not the chef's responsibility. But that's part of the draw for people who desire diabolically hot dishes. Mopping your brow constantly with a napkin while trying to smother the flames bursting from inside your mouth is some people's idea of a…

All we can say is that these guys got what they ordered.

This guy barely lived to tell the tale after being served the spiciest dish of his life!

There are better ways to deal with this.

We demand the spicy.

Ask and receive.

It's like how potato chips were supposedly invented.

Insults not like the others.

Oh, they're spicy?

That explains why it was the only one left.

This is a gift.