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People that tried to negotiate with obnoxious levels of entitlement | Chat with 2008 Yaris Sedan $4,000 l'll give 950 right now. No questions asked. Take or leave Every second wait on this offer drop price by $50 ball Is court Haha! So offer is already at zero? No still 950 Take or leave Nope l only had 20 seconds respond, shoot. Guess missed out. | lowest can do including shipping?x is lowest x Including shipping £3 x Girl shipping is £2.95. Don't be clown

Choosing Beggars With Pockets Full Of Entitlement

They traded rationality for delusions.
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Seth Rogen provides quick and funny takes on his experience watching the "Cats" movie | Seth Rogen @Sethrogen They made them go cat school. |  Jason Derulos feet don't look like they're touching ground.

Seth Rogen Watches "Cats", Live Tweets Reactions

This is just what we all needed.
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People share advice that they'd give to their 18-year-old selves | Wade Murphy, AIF, CFS @TheWadeMurphy Replying IAmMarkManson 99 worries are pointless. Save money older has expensive taste.

Advice People Would Give To Their 18-Year-Old Selves

A whole lot of those worries end up being pointless.
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A collection of silly and random tweets | tom @pilau Amazon package will be delivered on WNednesday IS

Funny Random Tweets Full Of Silliness

A little bit of laughter goes a long way.
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Tumblr thread on bros bonding together to use their brains | sandersstudies love genuinely innocent "boys will be boys Just saw guy come out frat house poke pair jeans they'd left outside they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed like twenty more boys came rushing out house going "YOO00000000" rebelminds heard grunting outside my window other night and there were four boys struggling push this giant snowball (like 7 foot diameter) down sidewalk. snarling-through-our-smiles once lost my

Tumblr Thread On Bros Bonding Together To Use Brain Cells

Boys will be boys.
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Twitter thread and strange conspiracy theory suggests that the end of the world was in 2012 | tweet by nick hinton so did the world actually end in 2012? well it was the year scientists at cern finally found the higgs boson you know the particple stephen hawking predicted could destroy the universe or in his own words cause the universe to undergo a catastrophic vacuum decay

Conspiracy Thread Says The World Ended In 2012

What a strange ride.
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Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen Murder Mystery | ML Brennan @BrennanML think l'd really like right now is cozy British village murder mystery show where Patrick Stewart and lan McKellen are elderly widower neighbors who bicker lot about their gardens, and also solve crimes. And there's super hot grandson who has drive them around | So lan will be all need prune this hedge back think looks fine, but keeps putting shoots up over on my side And Patrick gasps and is all COURSE explains knife got into

Twitter Thread: Patrick Stewart And Ian McKellen In A Murder Mystery

Make this so.
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An entitled woman begs for Cash App handouts on social media | February 25 at 1:51 PM Please don't message if aren't willing pay my time and take dinner, send money, take shopping, get my nails done, and so XOXOXO on! Thank and 30 others 8 Comments Li ke Comment

Entitled Woman Begs For Cash App Handouts

The entitlement is strong with this one.
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Woman gets locked out on fire escape after using sauna, and embarrassment ensues | Anbara Salam @anbara_salam As public service these stressful times l'd like offer, as palate cleanser most embarrassing moment my life. 10ish years ago, my ex bf and visited spa Germany s swimsuits pool but have be naked sauna. Btw speak no German. 1/ 9:52 16 Mar 20 Twitter Web App 2,031 Retweets 6,678 Likes Tweet reply

Twitter Thread: Woman's Humiliating German Sauna Experience

It all fell apart.
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Twitter thread from a guy who investigates the origins of Doritos | Chris Sacca liked Chuck Wendig O @ChuckWendig Buckle up, butterdicks s time talk about Doritos. Doritos CHEESE FLAVOR Party Size! | like and any other human, has definitely enjoyed ZESTY NACHO TANG Doritos corn chips time time, as well as their alternate flavors like Cool Ranch, Sweet Chili, Spicy Meatball, Hot Tire, and Fresh-Cut Grass. But then thought, where did name come 10 27 15 682 @ChuckWendig 5h Chuck Wendig O asked my

An Author's Imaginative Thread On Doritos' Supernatural Origins

Clearly inspired by the Triscuits guy.
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A collection of wins and fails from different people on Tinder | Rachel, 20 1 mile away active 14 minutes ago About Rachel tbh just want get some free chipotle out this | Samantha, 21 7 miles away Active 1 day ago Standing tall at 5'2 want do adult things with whispers* taxes *panting softly* pay mortgage *moans* make sure turned off all lights, our utility bill fucking $300 this month

Tinder Triumphs And Failures Of Epic Proportions

So many swipes, so little time.
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seth rogen asking alexa to make fart sounds coronavirus quarantine

Seth Rogen Asks Alexa For Different Farts

Seth Rogen found a wonderful way to stay entertained.
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Guy falls asleep on the train, tries to evade fare, conductor can't be tricked | Ignacio Lopez @comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed).

Guy Falls Asleep On Train, Tries To Evade Fare, Conductor Isn't Fooled

Sleepy dude almost pulled it off.
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Joe Buck turns people's home videos into play-by-play practice | woman in pink sweatshirt preparing dough on a counter in a kitchen

Joe Buck Turns Home Videos Into Play-By-Play Practice

The play-by-play on the biscuits was gold.
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Dad pulls the ultimate prank on his daughter from afar, during their game of pinch and punch | Bridie Connell @BridieKConnell 16h 27897 4.4K Right. So my dad and are both very competitive/stubborn have been locked battle pinch and punch, first day month years. 15 years be exact. Neither us remember started.

Dad Pulls Ultimate Prank On Daughter From Afar

Dad did not take the game lightly.
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A reporter dips out when a herd of bison show up during a broadcast | Jo @JoJoFromJerz Replying DeionNBCMT @gtconway3d and @YellowstoneNPS more times watch this harder laugh | news reporter looking off camera to the side in disbelief

Herd Of Bison Crash Reporter's News Segment

That side eye will be in the history books.
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