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Twitter users describe time that customers were completely wrong | @t8ne Replying WelshDalaiLama Customer stormed up after standing by doors garden centre been pressing service button 15 minutes and been ignoring Service button Yes, there Ah s button open doors were standing next can help?

Customers That Were Spectacularly Wrong

Twitter users describe various, polite ways to say "f you" to someone | BrooklynDad_Defiant mmpadellan #PoliteWaysToSayFU wish luck, with capital 'F'.

Twitter Users Share Polite Ways To Say, F You

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Quick Twitter thread about a message in a bottle turning up nine years later | māx @VredenburghMax On August 21, 2010 threw message bottle into ocean beach Rockport, MA. On October 10, 2019 letter found on beach France am mind blown. 9 years.

Twitter Thread: Message In A Bottle Turns Up 9 Years Later

A USPS worker shares his thoughts on privatizing the postal service | Dingus J McGee, ESQ lildipshit3 Okay, l've been with USPS several years now, so here's my big dumb #SaveThePostOffice thread don't know many tweets 's gonna take ramble through my thoughts, so stick with Or don't, whatever. 18:37 4/10/20 Twitter Web App 13.5K Retweets 27K Likes Dingus J McGee, ESQ lildipsh 1d v Replying lildipshit3 First things first not taxpayer funded. At all. Sure get government monopolies on certain things

Twitter Thread: USPS Worker's Thoughts On Saving Post Office

Twitter thread presents Jeff Goldblum as different kinds of Pop-Tarts | Rachel Clayton @rachelclayday humbly presented: jeff goldblum as poptarts thread) Pop. tarts Chocolate Fudge PEN1 PASIY toaster pastries Frosted

Twitter Thread: Jeff Goldblum As Pop-Tarts

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Toddler leaves unwanted graffiti on car | Cheers and Jeers Conversation Starter 2 hrs Cheers lovely artwork left on my car by cute little toddler next door. As much as l'd love keep think would have been better have drawn picture using markers and paper and would have proudly hung on my refrigerator. Unfortunately gonna have buff out her masterpiece, so cheers detailer who can buff out scratches and leave my car looking good as new! Write comment GIF

Toddler Leaves Unwanted Artwork On Car, Detailer Restores Faith In Humanity

People on Twitter describe ways to ruin relationships | Girl @whoulooknat #HowToRuinARelationship so said him "fantasy football is fake" and never saw him again

Twitter Users Share Ways To Ruin Relationships

Declassified CIA documents appear to show Soviet paranormal experimentation | Emma Best (Mx. Yzptlk NatSecGeek NEW took four years but just got some newly declassified CIIA reports studying Soviet Union's use black magic telepathic mind control and "psychotronic generators devices they said turned people into psychics and let them move objects with their minds FOIA

Twitter Thread: Declassified CIA Documents Go Full "Stranger Things"

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Guy on Twitter critiques the ridiculous New Orleans map | James L. Sutter @jameslsutter Holy cow-if like fantasy maps, spend some time looking at New Orleans IS EVEN GOING ON WITH THIS CITY If this came freelancer, there are half dozen things would raise my eyebrows. National Wildlife Ponchatoula 22) 607 Kiln Diamond 603 Madisonville Joyce Wildlife Management Area John C. Stennis Space Center Pearl River Mandeville Lacombe 190 12 Bay 607 90 Akers Wavelan Slidell 604 190 Pearlington Lakeshore

Twitter Thread: Guy Calls Out New Orleans Map

Guy's Twitter thread is about goats taking over a town | Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart 6d v think just got group goats Llandudno arrested. Let explain first saw this inside dark pub one live currently thought seeing things. So took some video:

Twitter Thread: Man Documents Invasion Of Goat Overlords

Husband and wife make the most out of lockdown by slaying lipsync performances | Marc 0000 s! @marcusbrig We're okay. We're fine. This is going okay. @rachelparris and I passing the time... ITI

Husband And Wife Survive Lockdown By Slaying Lipsyncs

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Security guard at the National Cowboy Museum learns to be the social media manager | NATIONALCOWBOYMUSEUM Posts 14,550 others nationalcowboymuseum Hello Friends, my name is Tim and am head security Cowboy have been asked take on additional duty social media management while museum is closed new social media but excited share am told is called "content" on all Cowboy's am told are "platforms" including Twitter Facebook, and Instagram. My team and will also continue protect and monitor museum and

Security Guard At National Cowboy Museum Becomes Social Media Manager

A collection of funny tweets about people's zoom meetings that failed | em ily @emmycalef awkward zoom silences are worst because just gotta stare at everyone and wait someone feel pressure highlighted speaker box

Hilarious Zoom Meeting Fails (22 Tweets)

Twitter users debate whether Captain America or Optimus Prime was more inspirational | Idris Elbow @YalIAlILuvCris Who gave best speeches? Redd Herring @ReddHerring_ Replying YallAl|LuvCris Prime had ready slap box my Pontiac just case sleeper cell.

Twitter Debate: Captain America Or Optimus Prime As Most Inspirational

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A collection of funny and random tweets | Mike Wells @mikewtfwells just had happy hour at my place s hour my fiancée left walk dog and had time play video games.

Funny Random Tweets From The World

Ryan Reynolds responds to Tom Holland's handstand video challenge | Ryan Reynolds in glasses looking exasperated | Tom Holland and Jake Gyllenhaal crouching beside walls

Ryan Reynolds Responds To Tom Holland's Handstand Video