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A collection of funny tweets to distract people from the chaos in our world | Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett 1d this morning at 7-eleven saw lizard next coffee maker and cashier said "no worries 's just marvin, he likes smell" 290 27 34.4K 194K 7-Eleven O @7eleven 48m ELVEN Oh no! Can DM us with store location visited so can check on Marvin? Thank 27 16 3 86 Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett Replying 7eleven no way not gonna narc on my buddy | Grace Segers O @Grace_Segers writing an email using an

Funny Tweets To Cleanse The Stressed Mind

A submarine service member shares his tips for people dealing with isolation | Jon Bailey @SloopJontyB During my time Submarine Service along with many others endured many weeks and months cooped up steel tube under waves just thought share few coping strategies many now facing Covid-19 “patrol Purell ADVANCED HYGIENIC HAND RUB GEL HYDRO-ALCOOLIQUE POUR LES MAINS GEL ALCOHÓLICO PARA DESINFECCIÓN HIGIÉNICA DE MANOS ANTISÉPTICO PARA PIEL SANA GEL ALCOÓICO ANTISSÉPTICO PARA MÃOS ONTSMETTE Co tish S

A Submarine Service Member's Tips For Isolation

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People on Twitter react to "amid" being the new Coronavirus buzzword | tweet by dayana sarkisova @dsarkisova no one: absolutely nobody: editors working on coronavirus coverage: amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid

"Amid" Is The New Coronavirus Buzzword

Limited food options plus your Coronavirus emotions equals your nickname | tweet by elan gale @theyearofelan quarantine nickname is feel right now last thing ate out cupboard can call angry chili mango"

Quarantine Moment: Limited Food Options Plus Coronavirus Emotions Equals Nickname

A collection of funny tweets from Scottish people on Twitter | there's soft wee cactus my hall and whenever touch on passing say ouch and pretend hurt encourage 's confidence

Hilarious Gems From Scottish People Twitter

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A collection of liars that got called out for trying to spread dishonesty | Here's an unexpected side effect pandemic water's flowing through canals Venice is clear first time forever fish are visible swans returned | Mum's Fav Coochie Replying Hello actually posted photograph my hometown, Burano swans live lagoon and have actually been there over 20 years and have never actually left, people feed them spring so they roam lagoon with their cignets and can often see fish (1)

Liars That Need To Ditch The Dishonesty For The Truth

An educational Twitter thread on the awesome tater tot waffle | Ada Powers @mspowahs get on lockdown trying do lot with little s hard find joy midst fear, depression, and austerity s why 's time learn about totwaffles thread) Ore lda GOLDEN TATER TOTS. EURE 11:26 AM 3/19/20 Twitter Web App TATE

Quarantine Hack: Twitter Thread On The Epic Totwaffle

People on Twitter bond over how badly they want haircuts | the simpsons pointing at each other Christopher Maciuba @ChristopMaciuba Replying pattymo First day out quarantine SPRN

Quarantine Moment: People Vent About Wanting Haircuts

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Tim takes over National Cowboy Museum's Twitter, and comedy gold ensues | Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm 2d Hello, my name is Tim and am head security Cowboy have been asked take on additional duty social media management while museum is closed new this but excited. My team will also continue protect and monitor museum. Thanks, Tim Send 130 27 356 2,811 | Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm 1d This is hat and eyepatch Duke wore movie True Grit. They are part our Exhibition about 2 True Grit. Lots interesting

Cowboy Museum's Head Of Security Takes Over Twitter, Gold Ensues

People on Twitter share their preferred quarantine routines | Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad My Quarantine Routine just wanted share works This is just give structure and sense stability 9 am 2 am: wake up stare at my phone

Twitter Users Share Their Quarantine Routines

Twitter thread from a guy on what his school's incident was | tweet by Dean Lines @deanlines like 14 and few mates would "wag" French class and hide out soundproof drum room until lunch time. This went on few weeks one day discovered trap door" beneath carpet tiled floor under drum kit course opened trap door spur moment @spur_of Omg gotta know ASKINcuuit 8h incident high

Twitter Thread: Students Discover Trap Door, Chaos In Tunnels Ensues

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A celebrity filled video of them singing "Imagine" ends up inspiring multiple parodies | Pablo S. Torre @PabloTorre Pls excuse while recruit dozen celebrities whisper-sing End" by Linkin Park into their cell phone cameras

Celeb-Filled "Imagine" Video Inspires Parodies

Funniest pickup lines amidst this time of social distancing | Fletchy Tags @FletchyTags "Hey baby come within 6 feet here often SocialDistancingPickUpLines

The Funniest Social Distancing Pickup Lines

Woman tests positive for COVID-19, and describes her experience in Twitter thread | Bjonda Haliti @baeonda 22 years old and tested positive COVID-19 been debating on posting, but want share my experience especially with those around my age help bring awareness, and relieve any stress/anxiety some may have due pandemic.

Woman Tests Positive For COVID-19, Describes Experience

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A collection of parenting tweets about the struggles of teaching kids at home during Quarantine | Erica L. Green @EricaLG My 5-year-old just now after got done work packet her teacher sent home O.K phonics. Now have snack. And then put our head down. And then go get some more air kids are going get us through this.

Parenting Tweets About Homeschooling During Quarantine

Facebook scammer loses to a user's logic | Amanda Pablo Hi am interested paid video post on page will provide page related content will surely increase page's reach and will pay am using facebook ads on videos. let know if interested. Hello are interested?

Facebook Scammer Loses To Logic

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Neighbor tries to evict homeowner from their own driveway by putting up a ‘tow away zone’ sign, homeowner parks there anyway, tow driver refuses to get involved: ‘I knew it was going to escalate’

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Adult daughter reluctant to help mother with $6,000 dental bill on medical credit card, after already losing $8,000 to mother’s past credit card misuse: ‘She said she didn't realize what she was doing’

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