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British comedian tweets out a recap of an intense café drama | Stuart Laws Follow @thisstuartlaws At cafe, empty tables everywhere woman moved all dirty plates and cups her table another another woman is sat at absolutely buzzing about where this is headed.

Twitter Thread: Intense Café Drama Breaks Out

Girl converts her roommate's bedroom into a museum exhibit | Ellen Huet Follow @ellenhuet opportunity: two housemates take trip battle plan: rest house bands together convert their bedroom into an error-filled anthropological exhibit future

Twitter Thread: Girl Converts Roommate's Bedroom Into Museum

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A collection of times that people met Tony Hawk, and had no idea it was him | Tony Hawk Follow @tonyhawk clarify: my legal name is Anthony TSA agent checks my ID, looks at looks at ID, looks back at quizzically and loudly says "Tony Hawk's my favorite skater l'll tell him.

Clueless People That Unknowingly Met Tony Hawk

A fun Twitter thread about a wild dude and his cat | tweet by Christopher Ingraham Follow @_cingraham CAT DRAMA: This orange moron, one our three cats, has been missing 36 hours. Wife put out missing kitty alert on Facebook (1/n) Red Lake Fals V

Twitter Thread: Incorrigible Cat Invades Man's Home

People on Twitter describe their hilarious misunderstandings | Bob Davies @bobbigmac Replying ArianeSherine My mum and my uncle told McDonalds sold special "Robert Burger" because didn't want anything on menu about 5 ate only these until about 12 went with friends and realised doesn't exist cheeseburger all along

Twitter Users Share Their Hilarious Misunderstandings

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Chipotle gets bombarded by tons of clueless questions on Twitter | Thomas Hoefener @T_Heffff Thank ChipotleTweets leaf my burrito. Yum | Tess Remy-Detty @remytess15 @ChipotleTweets seriously why is there leaf my bowl? OTLE | Riley Gruenbaum @Riley_Gruenbaum hey chipotle is this lettuce or just leaf found outside RE

Chipotle Fields A Storm Of Clueless Customers On Twitter

A collection of funny and ridiculous Scottish tweets | Kieren Ragg @_madferit_ Know burds posts pics their maw saying stunning she is, am heavy howling just imagining guys dain with their da's hahaha >

Totally Random And Hilarious Scottish Tweets

A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | Calla Wahlquist O @callapilla My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old s not old have sheets older than Mother: well perhaps sheets aren't getting as much action as our coffee machine going need an ambulance | quixoticrealism TOLD MY DAD CHILL AND HE SAID AM CHILL" AND SAID THOUGHT U WERE DAD DAD JOKED MY DAD TAM REVOLUTION aryastakres hello revolution im dad foxylester bitter defeat

Clever Comebacks That Deserve Medals

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Graphic novel artist puts a fool in their place | Blake Northcott Follow @BlakeNorthcott Thank assessment my new graphic novel. Perhaps can help with some fact checking, though are not 'Trump bros Neither myself nor my cover artist have ever voted an American election Canadian, and artist is Italian 1 Generalissimo Justice is flying SDCC @QueenAnitaCox Imagine neckbeard INCELS basement Kentuckey creating this Everglade Angels comic Remember 90S Blake Tits were bigger then, draw them bigger Educa

Twitter Thread: Graphic Novel Artist Checks Fool

A ridiculous Twitter thread about boiling eggs for computer mouses | Marina Ayano K @even_kei Kids these days will never know hardships each week having overcook fresh hardboiled egg yolk computer mouse 10:18 AM 5/21/20 Twitter Web App

Twitter Thread: Hard Boiled Eggs And Computer Mouses

Woman brings an IRS scammer to justice in a fun Twitter thread | Let's Make Ha-Deel 17 306 1.5K @twittysuch Apr 3 finally happened finally got call scammer claiming be IRS and could finally pull all tax law and privacy law know out my brain. This is good day. This is MY day, people.

Twitter Thread: Woman Brings IRS Scammer To Justice

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Woman shares various tips on navigating peaceful relationships | Mattie Rogers O @mattie_rogers some relationship things think lot people miss: 1) Don't keep score. Don't do/not do things based on other has done 2) always offer/be willing split bills/ any combined purchases. Stop with expectations no shame staying within means

Twitter Thread: Woman's Wholesome Take On Relationships

Dumb people bragging about how smart they think they are | well, i am cursed with too knowledge for one person to contain

Absurd People Who Think They're Total Geniuses

A collection of brutal and funny insults to people on social media | Oops She Did she_oops asked my husband if l'm only one he's been with. He said yes others were all nines and tens. Send bail money.

Brutal Insults That Roasted Their Recipients To Oblivion

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A Twitter thread on the conditional immortality of lobsters | labcoat lesbian NYC Pride AC Follow @JUNIUS_64 lobsters made deal with devil conditional immortality and backfired on them cannot change my mind 11:41 AM 21 Jun 2018 28,755 Retweets 106,452 Likes 565 t7 29K 106K Tweet reply labcoat lesbian NYC Pride AC @JUNIUS_64 Jun 21 WHERE IS GOD NOW, JORDAN PETERSON 7 27 134 O 2.9K

Twitter Thread: The Conditional Immortality Of Lobsters

Twitter thread points out how trippy our brains are | foone @Foone want know something about bullshit insane our brains are? OK, so there's physical problem with our eyes move them short fast bursts called saccades right? very quick, synchronized movements only problem is: they go all blurry and useless during this

Twitter Thread: Our Brains Are Absolutely Bonkers

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