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homeless person exposes salvation army | muffins 'n milk @milknmuffins Hey. As homeless person staying at salvation army shelter Please don't donate salvation army. 5/7/17, 12:35 AM 4,893 RETWEETS 4,006 LIKES muffins 'n milk @milknmuffins 13h Replying milknmuffins Don't donate money. Don't donate time. Don't donate toiletries, blankets, or food. Do not support this organization. 17 416 763 muffins 'n milk @milknmuffins 13h shelter staying at is one specifically meant housing vulnerable women 218

Angry Homeless Person Calls Out Salvation Army For Cruel Treatment In Emotional Twitter Thread

A collection of funny and clever comebacks | buy things don't need With money we don't have lo impress people don't Like vandalize things aren't ours with quotes didn't write impress people taking shits | Kylie Details Words can't describe ugly are Words can't describe beautiful are Aww thx But numbers can 3/10 DESTRUCTION 100

Clever Comebacks That Sealed The Deal

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Twitter thread explains what makes ravens so cool. | Kaeli Swift, PhD Follow @corvidresearch 1. Common ravens (Corvus corax) are largest songbirds world time people thought thick- billed raven (Corvus crassirostris) but common ravens beat them out by small margin.

Twitter Thread: Ravens Are The Coolest Birds

A collection of funny times that moms made silly jokes | Mads @its_maddie_byee Mom many years apart are they Sam Sara is 14 and my brother is 26" Mom:"oh so nine years" Sam no think 's 12" Mom:"yeah didn't really listen MomQuotes

Funny Times Moms Went Full Mom Mode

Twitter thread about the ominous meaning of Doritos | Chuck Wendig O @ChuckWendig 9h v Replying ChuckWendig like and any other human, has definitely enjoyed ZESTY NACHO TANG Doritos corn chips time time, as well as their alternate flavors like Cool Ranch, Sweet Chili, Spicy Meatball, Hot Tire, and Fresh-Cut Grass. But then thought, where did name come O 18 2731 1,446 Chuck Wendig O @ChuckWendig 9h asked my dogs and my son and all quarantine but all came consensus s probably doradito, or "golden

Twitter Thread: The Ominous Origins Of Doritos

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A collection of times that people got called out for lying online | love food here but not tonight had awesome asparagus till tonight out date asparagus. Told manager and he argued with Who does am manager at hair alon. Customer is always right no matter Like Response owner 6 months ago Our asparagus is brought fresh daily KNOW food excellent wrote this because were caught walking tab (literally snuck out back door) without paying bill | My landlord wants play but he picked wrong tenant IS RESPO

Lousy Liars That Got Called Out Online

British comedian tweets out a recap of an intense café drama | Stuart Laws Follow @thisstuartlaws At cafe, empty tables everywhere woman moved all dirty plates and cups her table another another woman is sat at absolutely buzzing about where this is headed.

Twitter Thread: Intense Café Drama Breaks Out

Girl converts her roommate's bedroom into a museum exhibit | Ellen Huet Follow @ellenhuet opportunity: two housemates take trip battle plan: rest house bands together convert their bedroom into an error-filled anthropological exhibit future

Twitter Thread: Girl Converts Roommate's Bedroom Into Museum

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A collection of times that people met Tony Hawk, and had no idea it was him | Tony Hawk Follow @tonyhawk clarify: my legal name is Anthony TSA agent checks my ID, looks at looks at ID, looks back at quizzically and loudly says "Tony Hawk's my favorite skater l'll tell him.

Clueless People That Unknowingly Met Tony Hawk

A fun Twitter thread about a wild dude and his cat | tweet by Christopher Ingraham Follow @_cingraham CAT DRAMA: This orange moron, one our three cats, has been missing 36 hours. Wife put out missing kitty alert on Facebook (1/n) Red Lake Fals V

Twitter Thread: Incorrigible Cat Invades Man's Home

People on Twitter describe their hilarious misunderstandings | Bob Davies @bobbigmac Replying ArianeSherine My mum and my uncle told McDonalds sold special "Robert Burger" because didn't want anything on menu about 5 ate only these until about 12 went with friends and realised doesn't exist cheeseburger all along

Twitter Users Share Their Hilarious Misunderstandings

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Chipotle gets bombarded by tons of clueless questions on Twitter | Thomas Hoefener @T_Heffff Thank ChipotleTweets leaf my burrito. Yum | Tess Remy-Detty @remytess15 @ChipotleTweets seriously why is there leaf my bowl? OTLE | Riley Gruenbaum @Riley_Gruenbaum hey chipotle is this lettuce or just leaf found outside RE

Chipotle Fields A Storm Of Clueless Customers On Twitter

A collection of funny and ridiculous Scottish tweets | Kieren Ragg @_madferit_ Know burds posts pics their maw saying stunning she is, am heavy howling just imagining guys dain with their da's hahaha >

Totally Random And Hilarious Scottish Tweets

A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | Calla Wahlquist O @callapilla My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old s not old have sheets older than Mother: well perhaps sheets aren't getting as much action as our coffee machine going need an ambulance | quixoticrealism TOLD MY DAD CHILL AND HE SAID AM CHILL" AND SAID THOUGHT U WERE DAD DAD JOKED MY DAD TAM REVOLUTION aryastakres hello revolution im dad foxylester bitter defeat

Clever Comebacks That Deserve Medals

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Graphic novel artist puts a fool in their place | Blake Northcott Follow @BlakeNorthcott Thank assessment my new graphic novel. Perhaps can help with some fact checking, though are not 'Trump bros Neither myself nor my cover artist have ever voted an American election Canadian, and artist is Italian 1 Generalissimo Justice is flying SDCC @QueenAnitaCox Imagine neckbeard INCELS basement Kentuckey creating this Everglade Angels comic Remember 90S Blake Tits were bigger then, draw them bigger Educa

Twitter Thread: Graphic Novel Artist Checks Fool

A ridiculous Twitter thread about boiling eggs for computer mouses | Marina Ayano K @even_kei Kids these days will never know hardships each week having overcook fresh hardboiled egg yolk computer mouse 10:18 AM 5/21/20 Twitter Web App

Twitter Thread: Hard Boiled Eggs And Computer Mouses

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