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Man accidentally invites a raccoon into his hammock while he's hanging out | Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds started new evening ritual leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and get into hammock back yard and listen an album start finish. My cat has been curious about this new habit, and been trying coax him into hammock

Twitter Thread: Man Unknowingly Invites Raccoon Into Hammock

A Twitter thread with multiple nostalgic elementary school memories | melina melmadara bringing back weird memories elementary school THREAD running a finger through wall bricks | melina @melmadara static came these blue plastic chair

Twitter Thread: Nostalgic Elementary School Memories

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Twitter thread about an incredibly believable scammer | Pieter Gunst @DigitalLawyer Oooof just subjected most credible phishing attempt experienced date. Here were steps:

Twitter Thread: Man Encounters Incredibly Believable Scammer

Various tweets and memes that capture the experience of working retail | ABAKER @a_bakee Waiting day emojis are on POS systems at restaurants. So guest is being annoying can put "O on ticket.

Relatable Memes And Tweets About Working Retail

A collection of times that people met Tony Hawk, and had no idea it was him | Tony Hawk Follow @tonyhawk clarify: my legal name is Anthony TSA agent checks my ID, looks at looks at ID, looks back at quizzically and loudly says "Tony Hawk's my favorite skater l'll tell him.

Clueless People That Unknowingly Met Tony Hawk

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People on Twitter describe their hilarious misunderstandings | Bob Davies @bobbigmac Replying ArianeSherine My mum and my uncle told McDonalds sold special "Robert Burger" because didn't want anything on menu about 5 ate only these until about 12 went with friends and realised doesn't exist cheeseburger all along

Twitter Users Share Their Hilarious Misunderstandings

A ridiculous Twitter thread about boiling eggs for computer mouses | Marina Ayano K @even_kei Kids these days will never know hardships each week having overcook fresh hardboiled egg yolk computer mouse 10:18 AM 5/21/20 Twitter Web App

Twitter Thread: Hard Boiled Eggs And Computer Mouses

Woman brings an IRS scammer to justice in a fun Twitter thread | Let's Make Ha-Deel 17 306 1.5K @twittysuch Apr 3 finally happened finally got call scammer claiming be IRS and could finally pull all tax law and privacy law know out my brain. This is good day. This is MY day, people.

Twitter Thread: Woman Brings IRS Scammer To Justice

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Woman shares various tips on navigating peaceful relationships | Mattie Rogers O @mattie_rogers some relationship things think lot people miss: 1) Don't keep score. Don't do/not do things based on other has done 2) always offer/be willing split bills/ any combined purchases. Stop with expectations no shame staying within means

Twitter Thread: Woman's Wholesome Take On Relationships

Dumb people bragging about how smart they think they are | well, i am cursed with too knowledge for one person to contain

Absurd People Who Think They're Total Geniuses

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Twitter Thread: The Conditional Immortality Of Lobsters

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Various people on Twitter describe the moments they started hating school | Leah @ubersle Replying justinboldaji 4th grade answered quiz question do call an animal eats only plants as herbivore. My teacher marked wrong and said vegetarian have taken Supreme Court such my wrath.

Irritating Times Students Encountered Toxic Nonsense

A Twitter thread about employees that decide to have their editorial meetings on Red Dead Redemption | Viviane Schwarz @vivschwarz Zoom sucks started having editorial meetings Red Dead Redemption instead s nice sit at campfire and discuss projects, with wolves howling out night

Twitter Thread: Employees Have Meetings On Red Dead Redemption

tonyhawk Tell Cooper I got him!!! And I'll trade him for a new board.

Tony Hawk And Postman Help Out A Local Skateboarder

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A Twitter thread looks back on all the nostalgic days | melina melmadara bringing back weird memories elementary school running a finger between tiles | these smelled SO bad and were probably washed once year colorful fabric clothes

Twitter Thread: Drift Off Into Nostalgia

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