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A Twitter thread about various hilarious bits in relationships | livebloggingmydescentintomadness Follow Sophia Benoit @1followernodad Literally nothing on earth is better than repeatedly doing bit partner doesn't like 10:51 PM 26 Jun 20 Twitter iPhone Brona C. Titley @bronactitley 13h Replying 1followernodad Whenever my wife mentions being gay scream GAY at her, as if just learnt first time 14 t7 91 3,947 Rich James @richjamo 20h Replying 1followernodad Whenever my wife comes into room working

Twitter Thread: Hilariously Dumb Bits Between Partners

Times that people didn't recognize Tony Hawk | Tony Hawk @tonyhawk TSA agent checking my ID Hawk, like skateboarder Tony Hawk exactly Her Cool wonder he's up these days this

Times People Didn't Recognize Tony Hawk

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A collection of tweets that encapsulate adulthood. | Swishergirl @Swishergirl24 Welcome adulthood. Hope enjoy panic attacks.

Tweets About The Emotional Rollercoaster Of Adulthood

A cat eats a magical cookie, and then pure ridiculousness ensues | Carmine Deville @Carmine_Devi. 14h Replying Carmine_Deville Firstly wanna preface this by saying she's fine, because this cat is an indestructible Dumpster Demon TM with stomach steel. Her father raccoon and her mother ate and shat nails. She'd fight god half stale bagel and win. Carmine Deville @Carmine_Devi 14h Secondly, this is on because fully aware both my garbage monsters would eat entire actual trash can and all its

Twitter Thread: Daring Cat Eats Magical Cookie, Adventure Ensues

Fool makes ridiculous claim about sunscreen, gets burnt in the comments | this is my smug definitely not going get sunburned today look. flash forward 3 hours later and had chills being so burned. wear SPF, kids | SPF causes cancer! Try beach umbrella 00 Like Reply 6 1 Yesterday at 1:21pm Well 's just empirically not true. Like Reply 61 Yesterday at 1:44pm unrelated Like Reply 61- Yesterday at 2:29pm Do some research own before accuse people not speaking truth please. Just trying inform. Thanks.

Man Makes Ridiculous Sunscreen Complaint, Gets Burnt

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Customer service workers describe the complaints that made them snap | flippy floppy @annikarainbow 00 Replying Keally22 Lmao red robin is worst. One time had woman complain her salad cold also had one customer tell they were "allergic ice brought them iced water and then they dumped water on floor

Complaints That Made Customer Service Workers Snap

cringeworthy people who believe they're smart | OMG 's an angel Their brain isnt evolved have sense religion and afterlife, marked by some act like burial and making humanoid shaped art. They simply dont understand they dont understand and dont make any assumption explain certain phenomena.

Cringey Mind-Tyrants Who Tried Too Hard to Seem Smart

A Twitter thread about a woman's encounter with terrible, creepy guy | SaraSuze @tragedythyme quick reminder men: Common events can turn into really scary situations women snap. Case point: This week listed clothes dryer on Letgo app. Because dryer neutral meeting location impractical needed taken out my house

Twitter Thread: Woman Tries To Sell Clothes Dryer, Mega Creep Shows Up

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Village's Christmas lights are designed by the local primary kids | Poppy McKenzie Smith @GTOpoppy Our village Christmas lights are designed by local primary kids and they are single best thing about festive season.

Local Primary Kids Design Village's Christmas Lights, Hilarity Ensues

A collection of times that people got called out for spreading dishonesty | So where do go here, should venmo 5 or is there link should click Wow guess think l'm fake. Whatever No, but if theres one thing learned Navy its If looks good be true probably is But who knows, maybe Im just an idiot Maybe are this time Nope took literally 5 minutes reverse image search on google pictures are an instagram model: rhiastylex. Nice try Sent

Blatant Liars That Need To Stop Their Lies

A Twitter thread about how even vampires don't like the bottom of the ocean | Skeleton J. Ball @C_L_Ball Vampires are immortal, right? So 's stopping them laying on couch all eternity watching TV? Like, really lazy shitty vamps. Skeleton J. Ball @C_L_Ball Man really lazy vampire could just order lots delivery food and cash on delivery dude blood.

Twitter Thread: Even Vampires Hate The Bottom Of The Ocean

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Various Twitter users describe their Thanksgiving traditions | Ghost @Ghost 7 Replying jimmyfallon Starting Christmas season early by declaring Home Alone" is now Thanksgiving movie #NewThanksgivingTraditions

Twitter Users Share Their Thanksgiving Traditions

A collection of tweets describing Twitter users' worst dates they've ever been on | Conor Horgan @ConorHorgan Replying mrnickharvey very first thing she did on sitting down take out small glass bottle and started spooning syrupy liquid into her mouth Homeopathy lasked, heart sinking No powerful sedative-hypnotic drug she replied If don't take l'd be hysterical right now.

Twitter Users' Worst Dates Ever

An entitled influencer expects to get free lodging, and the hotel owner harshly shuts her down | Hi there hope this email finds well emailing regards possible collaboration on social media my name is work as social media influencer, mainly lifestyle, beauty travel based have over 87.000 YouTube subscribers here: as well as 76 000 Instagram followers

Entitled Influencer Expects Free Lodging, Owner Shuts Her Down

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funny mistakes old people made on social media | Mary would very much like become member this page Sharelle and added by Maria have been member since Mary Sharelle oh ok thank

Old People Who Wrangled With Social Media

A collection of rare insults that deserve extra points for being so clever | He looks like if Justin Bieber morphed into Slenderman and made better songs Vitas | Listening Kanye is like sorting by “new" on shower thoughts subreddit

Rare Insults That Creatively Dismantled Their Foes