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A Twitter thread about how even vampires don't like the bottom of the ocean | Skeleton J. Ball @C_L_Ball Vampires are immortal, right? So 's stopping them laying on couch all eternity watching TV? Like, really lazy shitty vamps. Skeleton J. Ball @C_L_Ball Man really lazy vampire could just order lots delivery food and cash on delivery dude blood.

Twitter Thread: Even Vampires Hate The Bottom Of The Ocean

Various Twitter users describe their Thanksgiving traditions | Ghost @Ghost 7 Replying jimmyfallon Starting Christmas season early by declaring Home Alone" is now Thanksgiving movie #NewThanksgivingTraditions

Twitter Users Share Their Thanksgiving Traditions

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A collection of tweets describing Twitter users' worst dates they've ever been on | Conor Horgan @ConorHorgan Replying mrnickharvey very first thing she did on sitting down take out small glass bottle and started spooning syrupy liquid into her mouth Homeopathy lasked, heart sinking No powerful sedative-hypnotic drug she replied If don't take l'd be hysterical right now.

Twitter Users' Worst Dates Ever

An entitled influencer expects to get free lodging, and the hotel owner harshly shuts her down | Hi there hope this email finds well emailing regards possible collaboration on social media my name is work as social media influencer, mainly lifestyle, beauty travel based have over 87.000 YouTube subscribers here: as well as 76 000 Instagram followers

Entitled Influencer Expects Free Lodging, Owner Shuts Her Down

funny mistakes old people made on social media | Mary would very much like become member this page Sharelle and added by Maria have been member since Mary Sharelle oh ok thank

Old People Who Wrangled With Social Media

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A collection of rare insults that deserve extra points for being so clever | He looks like if Justin Bieber morphed into Slenderman and made better songs Vitas | Listening Kanye is like sorting by “new" on shower thoughts subreddit

Rare Insults That Creatively Dismantled Their Foes

Tumblr user calls out kids' communication skills, gets their point proven instantly | beesmygod S ztacey Follow AAAAAAAA raptorific Follow genuinely worrying about people whose main source social development comes like 100 these incredibly insular and entirely unregulated internet spaces. Like this isn't even technology is bad and kids these days don't learn talk one another" post s basic conflict resolution skills and practical realities interacting with human beings are sort things probably

Tumblr User Calls Out People's Social Skills, Gets Point Proven Instantly

A Twitter thread about a woman's phenomenal experience with Iceland's healthcare system | Mary Robinette Kowal @MaryRobinette lived Iceland found lump. Thad no idea navigate finding doctor, so went our show's production manager found lump. Can help find doctor? PM: Just go cancer center Okay do get referral? PM s referral?

Twitter Thread: Woman's Experience With Iceland's Healthcare System

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People describe their funniest and most unexpected Halloween traditions. | jason foote @jasonfoote4 000 fog machine on door step is converted into Lysol spray cloud #NewHalloweenTraditions

People's Funniest Halloween Traditions

A groom is extremely picky when it comes to cars being offered to him to borrow | FL Looking borrow car my wedding day. 12/28 will be needing 2 pm- 8 pm. Thank Haha Comment Share 00= 41 can borrow my tesla if want 2h Like Reply have picture?

Groomzilla Is The Choosiest Of Beggars

A collection of times that people got called out for telling lies on the internet | 1 review 3 months ago worst nightclub London. RUN AWAY nightclub does not deserve even star put out no reason after spending 100 their club manager is catastophic and uncompromising only screams and insults tourists like us. My worst experience lived all my life. Do not go there or will be disappointed ever (Owner) 3 months ago

Lazy, Shady, And Lame Liars Getting Outed Online

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A collection of totally random and funny tweets | leo dominguez @oledominguez COLGAT Almost left grocery store without buying bag spring mix throw, unopened, into garbage two weeks

Fresh Batch Of Totally Random, Funny Tweets

A collection of clever comebacks that destroyed their recipients | Can do $250? Only have 100 Then don't need bill counter

Mercilessly Clever Comebacks And Rare Insults

A quick Twitter thread breaks down the grieving process | Lauren Herschel @LaurenHerschel So grief is like this: There's box with ball And pain button. And no am not known my art skills BALL AND BOX BALL PAIN BUTTON

Quick Twitter Thread Breaks Down Grief

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A Twitter thread about a hilariously clueless intern named Steve | Kaleb Harmon @KalebAHarmon have an intern named James. God blessed James with an incredible amount confidence point arrogance. God did not, however, bless James with any amount common sense or intelligence. These are his stories.

Twitter Thread: Tale Of A Hilariously Clueless Intern

A collection of clever comebacks that hit the spot | Awake @Spacehehehe 28 Aug will never change tolerate. Research #FlatEarth NO CURVE HERE Can agree on 91 27 60 169 ashallowseafish @ashallowsea love flat earthers, because they remind even though failure, there are always people even more disappointing than | said l pretty hesitated second. Why paused second appreciate beauty.

Clever Comebacks That Dismantled Their Recipients

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'I just stood there in shock': Cashier saved by a random act of kindness from a customer, renewing their faith in humanity and the holiday season

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Karen keeps using neighbor's trash can, causing it to overflow and violating HOA policies, neighbor gets even and gets Karen fined: 'I took her trash out of my cans and placed the bags [on] her porch'

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Top 25 Dad Jokes of the Year: 'I just burnt 2500 calories in 20 minutes I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.'

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Roommate’s relentless food theft brings her housemates to a boil, prompting new fridge ban policy, she reacts with “vibes ruined” accusations

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Employee confronts boss about her inability to keep office morale up, boss refuses to listen, claiming employees are happy as long as they don't quit: ‘That's her metric'

Employee confronts boss about her inability to keep office morale up, boss refuses to listen, claiming employees are happy as long as they don't quit: ‘That's her metric'

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