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A Twitter thread about a hilarious rice delivery fail | Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 5h OMG my brother law gift never stops giving tired being sent get rice every day so he decided buy bulk, talked shop about wires got crossed, now there is literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside house and my sister is losing her shit Imfao 434 17 11K 42.2K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 5h If have never heard woman destroy man with one sentence 25 times row should meet my sister. She's terrifying rn on phone and scared and she

Twitter Thread: Brother In Law Buys Rice In Bulk, Modern Epic Ensues

A Twitter thread about a dad's disastrous crickets delivery experience | Christopher Ingraham O @_cingraham So shipment crickets lizard arrived via FedEx today my first time ordering bulk crickets off internet, and naively assumed they would be like bag or some other contraption facilitate easy transfer another container. They were not.

Twitter Thread: Dad's Crickets Delivery Erupts Into Disaster

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Man shares story about writing Titanic sequel for his middle school crush | Daniel Dockery Follow @dandock middle school had crush on girl whose favorite movie Titanic. So impress her wrote an outline sequel called Titanic 2. And every like this tweet gets will reveal another awful detail this story.

Twitter Thread: Man Writes Titanic Sequel For His Crush

A Twitter thread about love being found at a graveyard | sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet ONE My dad died. Classic start funny story. He buried small village Sussex really close my dad so l visited his grave lot still do DON'T WORRY GETS FUNNIER.

Twitter Thread: Man Meets Wife At Graveyard

Twitter user breaks down the grieving process | Lauren Herschel @LaurenHerschel So grief is like this: There's box with ball And pain button. And no am not known my art skills BALL AND BOX BALL PAIN BUTTON

Twitter Thread: Grief Explained

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A heroic dog ends up saving his family from a fire | Ulysses S. Cocksman Follow @USCocksman want tell story about Hank, and want know has happy ending. This is Hank 6 years ago.

Twitter Thread: Heroic Dog Saves Family

Woman tells the story of helping a young woman who was having a seizure | Erynn Brook @ErynnBrook Follow waiting on kitty ultrasound results and trying distract myself little bit so l'd like tell story about something happened last night hopes can process my feelings around met girl on train last night.

Twitter Thread: Woman Helps Stranger In Dire Need Of Assistance

A collection of times that people were incredibly cheap and entitled | Ugh enjoying opportunity launch my own kayak and not have pay anything fee using one's own equipment is too high! 1 mo Like Reply More GREENSBORO CY LAKES Author 's $6 use own boat can also purchase an annual permit use lakes. 3 wks Like Reply More

Entitled Moochers With Daunting Levels Of Entitlement

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A coworker's lunch gets stolen and then an office drama ensues | Zak Toscani Follow @zaktoscani Co-worker got his lunch stolen and they've agreed let him watch security camera tape. This is most excited l've ever been at any job ever. Ever. lunch question shrimp fried rice which means this escalates misdemeanor felony no doubt

Coworker's Lunch Gets Stolen, Office Drama Ensues

A collection of tweets depicting unique British problems | Tweet VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish Removing kind kind regards let recipient know absolutely bloody livid 10/04/2015 14:45 8,275 RETWEETS 8,587 FAVOURITES

British Problems That Are Bloody Brilliant

A Twitter thread about a girl's Italian family being surprised by a DNA test | buzzfeed owes money f Follow @queenozymandias My uncle on my Italian side got one DNA tests done and turns out they're not Italian and everyone my family is having mental breakdown

Twitter Thread: Italian Family Gets Blindsided By DNA Test

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Emotional Twitter thread about student helping classmate with social anxiety | baileyanastas @baileyanastas had this girl my class and she considered be like REALLY DUMB. She'd ask ton questions class, which everybody would consider be "stupid"and "silly" and even teachers would often taunt her but she'd never stop asking

Twitter Thread: Girl Endures Teasing For Anxious Friend

A collection of funny tweets from Professor Snape on Twitter | Professor Snape @_Snape_ many Harry Potters does take screw lightbulb? One. He holds and world revolves around him. young Daniel Radcliff

Professor Snape Tweets That Were Pure Magic

A fascinating Twitter thread about a guy's family secret | ManSitChoAzzDown Follow @AngryManTV At my grandpops funeral learned he professional welterweight boxer NYC 40's question why he never told us nobody knew continued dig discovered sad reasons why.

Twitter Thread: Man Discovers Grandpa's Fascinating Boxing Career

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Twitter thread breaks down a brief history of Chinese American food | XIRAN, Chinese History Educational XiranJayZhao gonna talk lil about Chinese American food bc 's honestly so fierce bunch amateur cooks working with unfamiliar ingredients managed create cuisine style captivated America even under intense discrimination (1 Chinese restaurant interior, 1890s. Photo: Bancroft Library, BANC-PIC-1985.084-107--ALB 7:33 PM 17 Jul 20 Twitter Web App

Twitter Thread: Brief History Of Chinese American Food

A Twitter thread about a girl discovering surprising truth about her parents | Anya @anyahettich 1d Replying anyahettich So on Monday discussing blood types and this girl trying figure out why her blood type didn't make sense on her Punnett square 27409 O 6,722 Anya @anyahettich 1d She told prof her dad O and her mom but yet she AB 2 27369 5,715 Anya @anyahettich 1d My prof explained s impossible she's confused on blood types or something she even drew out different Punnett squares show her

Twitter Thread: Girl Learns About Blood Types, Family Secret Is Revealed