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Twitter thread about a mom and step dad's insanely cool mini modern house. | Scott T. Miller byscottmiller My mom and step-dad have spent better part quarantine building they call their "Mini Modern House is, quite literally miniature marvel, and world needs see Fully built and designed scratch MMH comes with Functioning electricity

Twitter Thread: Mom And Step-Dad Build Insane Mini Modern House

Entitled influencer's obsessed dad gets involved in contest and ruins project | Posted by u/EstamelTharchon 3 days ago an obsessed parent can lose biggest client Long told this story all my friends, and suppose 's time share with developer at an $agency. Our biggest client at time bank. Apparently, banks our area have huge hard-on raffles, giveaways, and similar marketing tricks get new accounts opened. Better yet, they are constantly trying one-up each other, which is great marketing/developer

Entitled Influencer's Dad Disputes Contest, Ruins Entire Project

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Man proposes with a diamond ring in a biscuit, and then people on Twitter react. | Josh Raby @JoshRaby customer just made us do this am LOSING

Man Proposes With Diamond Ring In Biscuit, Twitter Reacts

Speech-language pathologist helps out kid in need during flight. | Rachel R. Romeo @RachelRRomeo just had such an affirming experience. On my 8hr intl flight back conference sat next father/son broken English father began apologize/ warn his ~10 yr-old son had severe nonverbal autism, and this would like be difficult journey. 1/ 2:59 p.m 28 Aug. 19 Twitter Web App

Twitter Thread: Speech-Language Pathologist Helps Out Kid In Need On Flight

A collection of times that people tried to lie online and got called out for it. | do not have facebook never have. So do loose 's up Get telegram commenting Facebook account. Google does same Doesn't Having an Google on my phone tracks my destinations, has access all my contacts and pictures Tracks my searches. Ect ect | MPJ O @MikePitt_Jr did say thisO get paid play football not dance. Don't believe everything see on internet. Might be fight this weekend. Michael Pittman Indy said he's going

Lousy Liars That Can Take Their Lies Elsewhere

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A ridiculous Twitter thread about crazy stuff manager witnessed at Olive Garden. | Joe Wadlington Follow @JoeWadlington went on date last night and guy meekly shared he used be GENERAL MANAGER TIMES SQUARE OLIVE GARDEN. RETWEETS LIKES 1,001 4,723 9:08 AM 19 Apr 2017 101 t7 1.0K 4.7K Joe Wadlington @JoeWadlington Apr 19 Replying JoeWadlington Clearly, he'd seen some shit. So next hour and half asking questions tried do y'all right.

Twitter Thread: Olive Garden Manager's Wild Work Stories

Man hides in a pharmacy counter, and then the CEO of the company shows up. | This is hiding pharmacy counter used do this lot back day scare other technicians and pharmacists, or hide particular patients great, until one day CEO company dropped visit.

Twitter Thread: Man Hides In Pharmacy Counter, CEO Shows Up, Hilarity Ensues

Twitter thread about a wife's husband buying a whole truckload of rice. | Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv OMG my brother law gift never stops giving tired being sent get rice every day so he decided buy bulk, talked shop about wires got crossed, now there is literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside house and my sister is losing her shit Imfao 10:06 AM 03 Sep 20 Twitter Web App 49.4K Retweets 22.5K Quote Tweets 302K Likes Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 03 Sep 20 Replying nameshiv If have never heard woman destroy man

Exasperated Husband Buys Whole Truck Of Rice, Meltdown Ensues

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Rob from Cyanide and Happiness tells an epic story on Twitter. | Thread F DenBleyker enBleyker wake up dark room. There is door left door right, and chest. Go left 10% Go right 7% Open chest 83% 591 votes Final results 1:53 PM 2021-01-02 Twitter Android 62 Retweets 29 Quote Tweets 374 Likes

Absolutely Epic Storytelling By Rob From Cyanide & Happiness

A ridiculous Twitter thread about a very strange drive thru experience. | Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h 's 1AM and decided wanted milkshake. So there's McDonald's near my house greeted at drive thru by following sentence: 17 2,464 3,583 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h "Hey holy shit hello are at McDonald's, and am begging patience L7 640 993 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h There are no other cars here, by way caught off guard so l mumble "Um, ok can have voice comes back Praise

Twitter Thread: Man Goes To McDonald's, Strange Drive Thru Adventure Ensues

A collection of times that liars got outed online. | stopped listening guys back 2017 y'all put on worst performance l've ever seen singer drunk and out breath as soon as he started 7h Like Reply 124 Author Attack Attack haven't played show since 2013, so l'm not sure band saw 2017. lol

Liars That Failed To Pawn Their Bundles Of Lies

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A collection of bizarre ads from Facebook's online marketplace. | PS2 PS3 PlayStation consoles taped together making a PS5 being sold for $500

Wacky Offerings From Facebook's Online Marketplace

Terry Crews voice on an Amazon Echo ends up startling a couple | tweet Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProj 3h v Replying TheNYAMProject So last night hubs and l are bed watching TV ask my husband pause show so can go bathroom go, come back, and right as l'm getting settled hear deep, booming voice scream our kitchen.

Terry Crews And Amazon Echo Terrify A Couple

A collection of rare insults that were creative and brutal | told kids they're not allowed call each other "stupid" anymore. So Eddie just told Max he looks like walking talking booger without dental plan mean, at least 's making them more creative guess.

Rare Insults That Bruised People's Egos

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People share the strange things that their coworkers say on Twitter | tweet by dead and betty'd @Ur_Eggcellency were having potluck and someone seriously said Next time, let's do salad theme StrangeThingsCoworkersSay

The Strangest Things Coworkers Say

People who think they're way smarter than they are | imagine having an iq lower than 130 dude shut up youre bad with words

Self-Titled Geniuses Who Sprayed the Internet with Cringeworthy Bragging

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'I just stood there in shock': Cashier saved by a random act of kindness from a customer, renewing their faith in humanity and the holiday season

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'I gave them everything I had for 6 years': Project manager denied raise and Christmas bonus, gets even by making company lose $3 million contract

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Adult son refuses to attend parent's 1 PM Christmas "dinner" because he'd have to get up at 7AM to prepare the turkey: 'For context, I buy the Turkey at £130'

Adult son refuses to attend parent's 1 PM Christmas "dinner" because he'd have to get up at 7AM to prepare the turkey: 'For context, I buy the Turkey at £130'

Employee exposes coworker in mass email for stealing credit on staff gift to management: 'Perhaps you can edit the card'

Employee exposes coworker in mass email for stealing credit on staff gift to management: 'Perhaps you can edit the card'

Top 25 Dad Jokes of the Year: 'I just burnt 2500 calories in 20 minutes I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.'

Top 25 Dad Jokes of the Year: 'I just burnt 2500 calories in 20 minutes I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.'

19-year-old daughter and 56-year-old mother clash and can't make-up after mother mixes daughter's makeup : 'She has a history of using my makeup without asking me and 99% of the time she uses products incorrectly and damages them'

19-year-old daughter and 56-year-old mother clash and can't make-up after mother mixes daughter's makeup : 'She has a history of using my makeup without asking me and 99% of the time she uses products incorrectly and damages them'

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