It's not totally out of the realm of possibility. Santa Clause himself is known to have been the star of some freaky German fairy tails featuring pickled children and sacks of heads. So to think that the character “Jack Frost” is actually a nose-eating serial killer is sort of in line with the origins of the holiday season anyway. Throw in the fact that there are at least two Jack Frost themed horror movies starring a killer snow man, and you've got a recipe for a dark tale of almost reasonable…

It's something we've known since the cultural tipping point that was the naming of “Boaty McBoatface.” While democracy can have its issues when it comes to efficiency in governance, it is absolutely the best method humanity has ever devised for naming infrastructure-maintaining heavy equipment. The results came in and these are the names of the snowplows used by the Ohio Turnpike and Infrastructure Commission.

Getting up to scrape ice off your car in the snow just to get yelled at for being late to work is an inconvenience, but this? A 4-foot pompadour of snow all over your car? Just throw the whole thing away.

Sure, someone could try to go up there and carefully scrape all the snow off by hand, but that might be too slow and dangerous. This method is obviously more effective, much faster, and it gets points for spectacle.

It's situations like these where we could ask questions all day about who the worse actor is. But maybe it's more apt to consider the fact that if you do something that you're certain will make someone extremely angry, all bets are off when you come back to your car. For another story of snowy entitlement, here's the one about entitled neighbors who didn't like the way a dad snow cleared their driveway and ended up getting fined .

Really guys?

If you say so.

Not an enviable position to be in.

Who set it to expert?

So brave.

Alrighty then.

Those train plows are no joke.

It would be just a little embarrassing.

So much joy radiating from this guy.

Good ol' overtime.

They definitely went for it.