snow

And here I thought it was particularly shitty waiting for the bus this morning. 

Snowstorm Stella has paralyzed the North East, and while people are scrambling for milk and eggs, this dog knows what's up. 

Be more like the dog, y'all.

It's almost like she wanted to go for a dip, man. I'm all for the quick, fleeting moment of celebration in the face of a highly stressful, risky frozen endeavor achieved; but by the grace of all that is good, don't push your luck. Push your luck too far, and you'll end up with the fresh-frozen pair of iceblocks for legs like this chick.

The effort is there, for sure, but the fail was inevitable. Bro, your arms just aren't there yet. Time to call it quits and head back to the warm and comfy confines of the man cave from whence you emerged.

Perhaps it's their experience in the ice age, but these two dinosaurs know how to have a snowball fight. 

Either that or two people in those weird, full-body T-Rex costumes know how to have a snowball fight: You wear those weird, full-body T-Rex costumes.

This video is everything the internet should be and more. 

So you missed your bus, at least you aren’t this skier who started an avalanche on Mt. St. Helens in Washington. Whoopsy doodles!

via Imgur

If it hasn’t been your day, your week, or even your year, at least you didn’t start an avalanche. Take this knowledge and go forth into the world.

Some people snow day and then some people SNOW DAY.

This dude decided to do the latter. Check out this video of him skiing the streets of Raleigh, NC on an awesome snow day.

Not filmed: Him saving a cat from a tree, putting a fire at an elementary school out with his breath, and cracking a beer by friggin’ looking at it.