snow

When a kid asks "do we have school tomorrow" like they think we already know what school they go to https://t.co/TYcmL8PYt9

— WTVC NewsChannel 9 (@newschannelnine) January 20, 2016

Nope, never mind, I'll hold it.

Some prankster in Gothenburg's Kungsparken park used the early snowfall as a canvas to draw a giant penis on top of a layer of ice. While other residents are offended, the Park officials are unable to clear the creative snow-art due to it only having a thin layer of ice left leading to it. You can read The Local for the full story.



Update: It's even bigger now!

Snow is hard, you guys. The ground is frozen, making it really hard to clean your driveway, or score a goal:



Or fight Darth Maul:

'Good deeds don't go unpunished,' demonstrated Mother Nature, or Jack Frost.

24-year-old Matthew Bove hit Twitter Monday morning to share a spectacular photo, which depicts an impossible stroke of bad luck. Or this dude dipped overcharged his karma bank recently. Either way Bove made the safe decision to leave his car overnight by a bar him and his friends had spent their evening at. So Kudos to Bove for making the right call.

What happens when you park your car near Rt. 5 @WKBW @7FirstAlert #Buffalo pic.twitter.com/lEqoOXHlz8

— Matthew Bové (@Matt_Bove) January 11, 2016

What you see here is the icy aftermath of what's called the lake-effect phenomenon. This takes place when a cold front absorbs moisture as it passes over a big, warm body of water, and then tends to produce absurd amounts of snowfall.

For a moment there we thought this might be the latest in a string of prior Jimmy Kimmel vs. John Krasinski & Emily Blunt pranks. In case you were unaware those two star-studded teams have been exchanging Christmas-wrapped cars for blows in an epic ongoing prank war.