signs

Quick note to anyone trying to design a logo for a product or business out there: It can help to have a second set of eyes look over your work. You never know where you might find a hidden "anus."

Here are some times people weren't so lucky.

Here are a bunch of failure-tastic reasons to have someone else check your work.

Whether it's by design, coincidence or just straight up ominous vagueness, we don't wanna be around anywhere these signs are. Maybe it's just more noticeable to have a sign that's a little out of the ordinary. It could be that these signs are in fact doing a really good job of keeping people away. Either way, to us, they're pretty damn scary. And by the way, if you want more, then here are more extra spooky signs.

Sometimes your passive aggressiveness or passionate unrest or mad confusion, boils over to such an extent that you need to yell at the world through a sign! You can just feel the rage coming through that person's stoic expression, as they broadcast on their sign, that they're so damn angry, they made a sign in the first place! 

There you are, just minding your own business. And all of a sudden, a helpful sign tells you that there is a monkey. The sign doesn't tell you where the monkey is, just that it's around. And that it bites. And if you try to fight, you can't win. That's just one of the signs. What else is out there?

There's so many signs, toys and products being designed all the time that some of them are inevitably not going to be proofread. And boy are we grateful for that. We wish more people made stupid mistakes that render their bookstore accidentally filthy. Here's to measuring once before cutting.

These signs do not need to repeat themselves. It could be anything, like possible ebola contamination or a mysterious door that should never be opened. The specificity, or sometimes vagueness of these particular signs makes it abundantly clear that their threats are not to be trifled with.

Here are some times things almost worked out, but instead ended with an "I guess they tried." Maybe things will be less mockable next time.

Here are some unfortunate mistakes, left by their creators for all to see. Good lord, imagine having to do an 8 hour shift in the butt donut.

The workplace is the perfect setting for an all-out post-it note war over who stole a yogurt from the fridge.

Most signs just say "Danger" or "Keep Out" but these ones have more of a flair for the dramatic. Whether overly specific or overly vague, theses signs really make you want to stay back.

It's true, you shouldn't expect people to speak perfect English everywhere in their world. That said these translations are light years away from perfect.

This season, give the gift of stupid. You wouldn't believe how many businesses don't check their copy for ass-related hiccups. And for that we are grateful.

You'd be amazed at the amount of dumb you can fit into this one small space.

Signs are brimming with the fun. Others are in different forms. How do they whereabouts go? Don't ask for humor when it here is.

Say what you will, but we will never not find it hilarious when a sign for anything ART related gets sullied by a well-placed F. Here's some top quality accidental filth.