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Creepy Signs That Aren't Fooling Around

We live in a world full of unconventional hazards. Random explosions, sinkholes, radiation, chlorine gas leaks, gorilla escapes, sewage tidal waves and mosquitos are all things that we feel need some kind of creepy warning signs for. Oh, also aerated water, poisonous plants, electricity, slippery rocks, angry hippos, quicksand and heavy machinery need some spooky warning signs as well. Also cliffs.

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Town's Businesses Engage in Widespread Sign War

A shoe store, a music store and Japanese restaurant started a sign war on the streets of Christianburg, Virginia. The gentle taunts and rhyming wordplay seem to have spread to other businesses via a Facebook group and the whole thing kind of took off. For sign joke aficionados, here are some sign jokes and some high class sign puns.

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Creepy and Imposing Signs That Aren't Messing Around

They say what you don't know can't hurt you. The "they" in that phrase seems not to have ever heard about dangerous heavy equipment, poisonous trees, and looming monkey attacks. These creepy signs make their message clear about what's coming for whom, and that's probably a good thing. Even though these terrifying signs speak the language of fear, they're still trying to tell us something, and that's better than nothing.

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Overly Ominous and Uniquely Spooky Signs

We see warning signs every day, and some hazards become more "everyday" than others. These spooky signs go above and beyond when addressing strange, overly specific, or even vague danger. Spooky signs say a lot with their creepiness.

Signs that seem extra scary | Beware Monkey Attack | STOP BE AWARE OVERHEAD MOLTEN IRON
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Public Art and Clever Vandalism That Didn't Go Unnoticed

We're not telling everyone to go drawing mustaches on billboards, but it just keeps happening so why not try to enjoy the clever and stupid things people scrawl on their environment? Strangely amazing vandalism isn't the rarest thing out there. People have a lot to say and apparently they're willing to climb a pole in the dead of night to say it.

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Frightening Signs That Mean Serious Business

With the many threats in this world, we thankfully have ominous signs to go with them. While it's extremely frightening to see a sign that says "falling snakes" or "invisible poison gas area" or "molten lead splatter zone" it's still better that we have the warning in the first place. With all the varied and creative threats to dodge, it's no question why we have all these creepy signs that make their message clear.

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Creepy Signs That Make Their Message Clear

The world is full of unforeseen hazards, and we can thank creepy sign makers for clueing the rest of us in on all the junk we could step into. Spooky signs say a lot with their creepiness and sometimes the sign itself is scarier than the danger. That said most of us would prefer not to fall into a radioactive mine shaft so we can thank these spooky signs even if they're too dang scary.

warning signs that are very scary | KEEP CLEAR UNEXPLODED BOMB | don't be here after dark
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Ominous Signs That Mean Serious Business

Hazards abound, and with them creepy signs that make their message clear. Sure it might seem gauche for a sign to literally tell you "lions eat people and you are people" but the real issue is why that sign needs to be there in the first place. Someone was probably being people way too close to the lions. The abundant threats of the world make it necessary to have spooky signs that are too dang scary.

vivid and scary signs | SALT LAKE MOUNTAINS WILL BE JUST AS COLD AND LONELY TONIGHT AS THEY WERE 200 YEARS AGO. DO NOT SKI ALONE | AGGRESSIVE GEESE KEEP WALKING
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Ominous Signs That Mean Business

The world is big, and with it come a lot of threats. There's quickly rising water, bees, brain-eating amoebas, big holes and errant explosions to name a few. To name a few more, there are cliffs, electricity, angry biting monkeys, slippery cliffs, dangerous machinery and fires. So it makes sense we'd need a lot of spooky signs that say a lot with their creepiness.

creepy and weird warning signs | WARNING DO NOT TOUCH GOATS GOATS ARE COVERED POISON IVY OIL | SUDDEN GUNFIRE
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Terrifying Signs that Speak the Language of Fear

Put simply, there are a lot of things out there that can kill you, such as electricity, fires, electricity fires, strong currents, loose animals, and accidentally wandering into firing ranges. Even a big hole can be ridiculously dangerous if it's deceptively placed. It's better that we have spooky signs to remind us that, while we're basically at the top of the food chain, we aren't invincible. The signs can get pretty creepy though.

scary warning signs | CAUTION OPEN PIT BEHIND DOOR | THIS: is our tigers see DANGER DO NOT CROSS SAFETY BARRIERS
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Creepy Warning Signs That Mean Serious Business

We live in a world of unconventional hazards. It might seem cartoonish to think that you might get hit by a propeller, get bit by a plague-carrying rodent or fall down a hidden mineshaft. If those weren't things that could happen, we wouldn't need ominous signs that mean serious business. While sometimes horribly weird and unsettling, these creepy and ominous signs are doing their job.

warning signs that are weird and scary | STATE LAW STOP PEDESTRIANS CROSSWALK POSITIVE RABIES ALERT NOTICE | WARNING Stay off fountain, Fire feature center will start without notice.
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Intense Warning Signs That Should Likely Be Followed

There's no beating around the bush when it comes to spectacular hazards and ominous signs. It's pretty hard to ignore a sign that says "watch your step: open mine shafts" or "radioactive zone" or "step past this line and your mistakes are your own." The creepiest and most sinister signs often mean the most business. It just goes to show that paying attention is usually a good idea.

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Weird, Stupid and Funny Signs and Ads

Signs, advertisements and billboards are a weird game. Every joke advertisement is a bit of a risk. Some are dumber than others. Sometimes a sign's pun game is simply too strong. Some advertising fails, like the magazine layout fails are total accidents. Sometimes signs are just straight up scary.

Funny stupid and ridiculous ads and signs | SONIC America's Drive- CHICKEN LOSES JOB CHICKEN IS BROKE CHICKEN STRIPS $3.79 pun about an unemployed chicken becoming a stripper
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Street Smarts Tips to Stay Safe Out There

All in all, a lot of this is common sense. Head on a swivel, don't talk to overly friendly strangers at 3 am, and don't walk around with hundred dollar bills poking out of your back pocket. It's sort of surprising how many people don't think about this stuff. For some flirtation with the law, here are things people later found out was illegal.

street smarts tips | datacollect_ct 28.4k points 1 day ago 7 5 3 3 3 E If are any sort confrontation and someone balls their fist and looks away second, or even just looks away second should be prepared possibility sucker punch.
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Creepy and Sinister Signs That Mean Business

The world is full of hazards, and with them a bunch of creepy signs that make their message clear. Sure, it's extremely freaky to read a sign that explains anyone could be lurking in the woods, but it's definitely better than if there were no sign at all. We can at least give some credit to these spooky signs that say a lot with their creepiness.

signs that are scary and warn of may specific hazards | NOTICE GRAVE SITES SOME ARE SINKING WALKING HAZARD WATCH STEP | AT THIS SITE FALL PROTECTION HARNESS permit SPADE PERMIT REQUIRED ZERO BUOYANCY
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Specific Signs Someone is A Decent Person

Sure, someone can just tell you they're a nice person, but that rarely actually means anything. That person could just as easily be a liar. There are a few behaviors people do that illustrate their intentions. For example there's the shopping cart theory of morality. For a dose of faith in humanity here are some wholesome memes.

signs someone is a good person | motownmods 5.1k points 13 hours ago They always return cart cart corrals.
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