You need a doctorate in jack-assery to make expert mistakes like these.
Buildings, pictures, fixtures and more things that are all just very slightly off. As much as you want to correct them, they will never change.
Shine on, crazy world. Don't you ever change. Or proofread.
These signs deserve a raise because they are doing too good of a job at being scary.
Whoever made these signs and ads were innocent enough, but they didn't count on the internet to read into them.
Spelling is hard, but it's harder to spell things this badly. Seriously, you don't need to be a prince a pal to know this stuff.
If we saw these signs in the wild we would just turn around and nope on outta there.
Yeah, big words are hard to spell. No one's faulting you for getting one letter wrong. But these ones... these ones are different. God damn.
