The people of Walmart look more like someone really let themselves go when it came to creating the most troubling and twisted Sims characters they possibly could. It's amazing what a little bit of inbreeding and questionable fashion choices can create. Like the inevitable apocalypse, so to do these denizens of the depths of hell trudge forward towards slowly causing the rest of the world to lose faith in humanity as they see the best of the worst of us parade themselves around buying a wide variety of nonsense (we like to call them Walmart Wackos).
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Walmart was forced to remove the shirt from their stores after a journal advocacy group wrote a letter for the company executives. We'll take a gander and guess the store's about to lose some of their customers. You could say the message on the t-shirt itself is a bit alienating...
Katherine Macpherson, 42, who previously modeled pictures of dresses on Ebay, has since discontinued her job due to relentlessly thirsty, and grossly insensitive pursuits on the part of Ebay's horny internet trolls. Macpherson says she'll receive up to 20 dirty messages a day; and we're talking dirty and explicit enough that they weren't appropriate for print.
"One person who sent me several unanswered messages and then became more insistent before sending me a picture of his penis was on my blocked bidder list and should not have been able to contact me but somehow still managed it.
"I reported him and was informed by eBay that if they received any more complaints from other users they may consider suspending his account. Via: The Sun
We're glad to hear that Ebay stepped up to support the woman just trying to do her job, and haven't heard yet on whether the issue's been resolved.
The reviews section in Amazon has to be at least (if not more) than half the reason I find myself wandering the online aisles of the sprawling online marketplace: it is stocked to the brim with comedy gems. This review in particular takes on the feel of a frantic, wildly unpredictable, unexpectedly dramatic short story; and the obvious highlight's, "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!" Can't make this sh*t up, man.
Costco isn't just a place where you can buy 10 pounds of shrimp for $10, it's also a place where dreams come true. Because the best deal there is free.
We're talking about the free samples, of course.
The free samples at Costco have long been the secret reason to be going to the big box store, but they have rarely gotten the love they deserve. That's not the case on Twitter, where people are going absolutely crazy for free samples. Check it out:
Everyone wears shorts for the same reason, and it's not to stay cool in the summer months. We all just want to show off the most erotic and sexy part of the human anatomy: The knees.
We all want to show off those knees, which is why rollerblading with kneepads is such a pain the ass. How are we supposed to find a suitable mate if they can't see our knees.
Thankfully, Nordstrom's stores has heard our cries for more knees. They're selling a new pair of stupid jeans that have plastic windows that show off the joint between your shins and thighs.
People are steaming up for these things. Check it out:
The average trip to IKEA consists of losing yourself in a blind frustrating rage as you wander aimlessly from aisle to aisle looking for a piece of supremely priced furniture that doesn't look like it's a stolen porn set item. Yes, slim pickings my friend. But on occasion you're apt to come across something within budget that gives off every appearance you've got the adulting thing on lock, next time the parents and/or friends roll through home base for a check-up visit.
This guy does a beautiful job of casting the mind-numbing experience in a comedic light, and it almost seems like he's having a good time with it. Almost.
Online shopping is still a bit of gamble. Even though you see some pictures and a description, you're still depending on someone to package the right product.
These people are going to be getting in touch with customer service because these are some online shopping fails that have no excuse.
