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You never know when you might come across a hilariously creative and descriptive "review" on an otherwise respectable establishment. 

Summer's drawing to a close, and it's high time to throw the season finale BBQ where people torch a bunch of meats on shiny, overpriced grills under the hot gaze of the late summer sun, while aggressively shoving booze down their gullets like it's oxygen. 

Yes, BBQ's are a place for us all to gather round as we reconnect and swap shameless glory stories of our potentially depraved antics; or reminisce on the older, wilder times before we settled down. With that said, consider the following series of items most necessary to ensure you achieve maximum lit-ness for the occasion: your guests will thank you. 

These people really let themselves go for these wildly imaginative, hilarious Amazon reviews! Continue reading for some unexpected dark humor. 

Gotta love the goldmine of funny, highly creative, occasionally twisted, dark-humored reviews back over at Amazon. These were some of our favorites!

Just cause these failed doesn't mean that some of 'em weren't brilliant before reality came crashing down upon the lofty expectations...

What a talented storyteller. 

Always ask a parent to pre-approve your purchase. 

You better believe this move by Costco was going to cut DEEP. 

It's almost like they're trying to rattle us to our cores with sheer weirdness. 

Solid customer service nightmare fuel with these. 

These'll crack you up while you question the state of humanity...

Walmart has eyes everywhere. Don't you forget it. 

It's as if they came up from the Underworld itself...

From the depths of Gehenna, these eldritch creatures descend upon the capitalist wonder that is the all in one store Walmart, and smother us with their garish attire, eccentricities, and are simply a site to behold. There is almost a never-ending supply of bizarre Walmart customers to choose from, so luckily we can judge them almost nonstop. See even more pictures of people of Walmart here, but don't say we didn't warn you. 

Can't put a price on these painfully cringeworthy interactions!