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These people are living their absolute best lives... No one can say that they aren't shining examples of certain parts of mankind's abject failure to evolve from Neolithic times. And nothing is better than continuing to find out just how wacky Walmart can be. But clearly something is driving these people to dress like they've been on a month-long bender. Maybe these memes will be the missing link between the rest of humanity and these anomalies

A thrift shop employee took it upon themselves to spice up the merchandise. It's reminiscent of some hilarious antiques roadshow alternate captions that can be found here.

Discontinue your behavior if you're doing any of these. 

You never know when you might come across a hilariously creative and descriptive "review" on an otherwise respectable establishment. 

Summer's drawing to a close, and it's high time to throw the season finale BBQ where people torch a bunch of meats on shiny, overpriced grills under the hot gaze of the late summer sun, while aggressively shoving booze down their gullets like it's oxygen. 

Yes, BBQ's are a place for us all to gather round as we reconnect and swap shameless glory stories of our potentially depraved antics; or reminisce on the older, wilder times before we settled down. With that said, consider the following series of items most necessary to ensure you achieve maximum lit-ness for the occasion: your guests will thank you. 

These people really let themselves go for these wildly imaginative, hilarious Amazon reviews! Continue reading for some unexpected dark humor. 

Gotta love the goldmine of funny, highly creative, occasionally twisted, dark-humored reviews back over at Amazon. These were some of our favorites!

Just cause these failed doesn't mean that some of 'em weren't brilliant before reality came crashing down upon the lofty expectations...

What a talented storyteller. 

Always ask a parent to pre-approve your purchase. 

You better believe this move by Costco was going to cut DEEP. 

It's almost like they're trying to rattle us to our cores with sheer weirdness. 

Solid customer service nightmare fuel with these. 

These'll crack you up while you question the state of humanity...