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Gotta love the goldmine of funny, highly creative, occasionally twisted, dark-humored reviews back over at Amazon. These were some of our favorites!

Just cause these failed doesn't mean that some of 'em weren't brilliant before reality came crashing down upon the lofty expectations...

What a talented storyteller. 

Always ask a parent to pre-approve your purchase. 

You better believe this move by Costco was going to cut DEEP. 

It's almost like they're trying to rattle us to our cores with sheer weirdness. 

Solid customer service nightmare fuel with these. 

These'll crack you up while you question the state of humanity...

Walmart has eyes everywhere. Don't you forget it. 

It's as if they came up from the Underworld itself...

From the depths of Gehenna, these eldritch creatures descend upon the capitalist wonder that is the all in one store Walmart, and smother us with their garish attire, eccentricities, and are simply a site to behold. There is almost a never-ending supply of bizarre Walmart customers to choose from, so luckily we can judge them almost nonstop. See even more pictures of people of Walmart here, but don't say we didn't warn you. 

Can't put a price on these painfully cringeworthy interactions! 

Nothing short of a 5-star review here. 

We need more reviews like this. 

These sick creative geniuses just couldn't help themselves. 

Sometimes you just gotta kill 'em with kindness.