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Now this is the way to handle some shopping at IKEA. This guy's too clever for his own good. Talk about an oldie, but a wonderful goldie. 

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Choosing Beggar Wants Free VCR, But Only If It's New

These choosing beggars and their endless procession of irrational demands, just keep coming. This time we've got a particularly ridiculous choosing beggar who expects a free VCR, but only if the VCR is brand new. Yeah, okay, good luck. Someone can certainly afford to "lose the attitude." 

Choosing beggar wants a free VCR, but only if the VCR is brand new | Hi all anyone have VCR they can let CB have? Mine broke and need record tv shows watch later. thanks. Hi know there's more modern technology can use, right But have VCR/DVD player combo! Yours 20 but have pick up. Thanks but said "let have And will* let have 20
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Tumblr Thread: Contortionist Leaves 7-11 Cashier Traumatized

This golden Tumblr thread centers on a tale of a young woman's quest for a burrito that resulted in one unlucky cashier thinking he probably had a run-in with an actual demon. At least his encounter with the "demon" was a completely amicable one. 

A funny Tumblr thread about a 7-11 experience between a contortionist and a cashier | gallusrostromegalus Let's Have Another Bullet Point Story, Courtesy Friend So have friend used be tumblers troupe at renfaire as contortionist were chatting online and she told tell all this story love Kat dearly but she forgets she's stupid strong and hypermobile
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Choosy Beggar Refuses To Comprehend Rejection

This slippery choosing beggar got to borrow a car once, and proceeded to draw the entitled assumption that that meant they could just use it again. There would appear to be a strong case of blind ignorance at play here. 

A slipper choosing beggar won't take no for an answer | yo fr though, u mind letting having awhile? ill take good care though thats asking alot dude dont know if anyone would do friend but would do makes real g
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Man Haggles Over Dresser, Throws Bananas In The Mix

Well, that's one way to get the job done. Can't say that we saw the bananas coming, but here we are. 

Man haggles over a dresser and brings bananas into the mix. | 9:49 1 l LTE Kevin Benefield Marketplace Sold Dresser w/mirror and Change Rating 359 views Is this available? 8:19 PM Yes Kevin Would take 100$ cash No.
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Trying to make the world a better place, one properly stowed away shopping cart at a time. 

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Canadian Giant Humbles Grocery Store Karen

This family was out for a nice and enjoyable little grocery shop outing, when the process was rudely interrupted by a Karen who refused to be reasoned with. Well, Karen certainly met her match. The husband in this scenario sounds like a massive Canadian giant, with a heart of gold. Even with that heart of gold, it didn't stop him from putting a stop to Karen's antics with a hilarious, humbling lesson. Karen's jaw must've dropped to the floor. 

Dive on into more Karen content, with the time Karen tailgated a driver, so the driver baited her right into a speed trap.

Giant husband humbles Karen at the store | r/IDontWorkHereLady Join u/poweredbyweirdhumor 1y 1 No, my husband wearing winter coat and carrying our 6 mo baby is not working here lady XL My husband is peaceful giant. He is 6 ft 5 and can look quite imposing even though he really is teddy bear. Never stressed or aggressive, never overreacting our raising his voice, just peaceful giant.
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Seller Shatters Choosing Beggar's Common Sense Completely

People are always coming up with new ways to try to wake up clueless choosing beggars. In this case, we get to witness a choosing beggar seemingly have their already lacking common sense, completely shattered. What ensues is nothing short of comedy gold. Check out more choosing beggars and their irrational demands over here.

Seller completely destroys choosing beggars ability to negotiate | Outdoor Electric Grill Outdoor Electric Grill 100 Rate Buyer Mark as Sold Is this still available? Would take $60? waiting response.
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Shopping Cart Theory Determines If Someone Is Good Or Bad

You be the judge on whether this Shopping Cart Theory holds any weight, when it comes to measuring whether a person is good or bad. The reality is, one might best be considered a good person if they do the right thing when no one is looking, or they have nothing to gain from doing it. So, I guess, an egoless act of kindness, generosity, and just trying to promote the well being of another. 

A greentext post on the shopping cart theory to determine if someone is good or bad | shopping cart is ultimate litmus test whether person is capable self-governing return shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which all recognize as correct, appropriate thing do. 1.16 MB PNG
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Grandpa Forgets To Pay For TV, Tesco Responds, Faith In Humanity Restored

This little interaction, real or not, was just what we needed to brighten up the day. Just picturing an elderly man making off with a big old TV, and having his granddaughter try to run cleanup on his forgetfulness is quite hilarious. Maybe he'll accidentally take a car next. 

Grandpa forgets to pay for a TV, and Tesco responds on Twitter | Tesco TESCO @Tesco Replying nikoowembleyway Hi Nico, thanks getting touch thank grandad his honesty. If he returns store explains mistake staff will understand. If like can let them know before he gets there? Car ask him store he will be able return? TY-Missy
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Absurd Stuff People Are Trying To Sell

People will try to sell all kinds of ridiculous stuff online. Some finds are more absurd than others. Didn't exactly know that doll art was a thing, but here we are. 

A collection of weird moments from Facebook marketplace | Vintage Green Giant Niblets Radio Wakefield, MA GREEN GIANT Niblets, Corn frozen Butter Sauce clings every bite FLAVOR TIGHT COOKING POUCH | Clown collection large 2,000 $3,000 Listed over week ago Pelham, NH
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Man Orders Boxes From Amazon, Fails Repeatedly Ensue

This guy's experience trying to have some empty boxes delivered ended up being a process of navigating multiple fails. Apparently, something was happening with the ordering/delivery process, where he ultimately ended up getting a ton of granola and Harry Potter coasters that he'd never asked for. Maybe not all robots are meant to rule the world. 

Man orders tons of empty boxes, and fails repeatedly ensue | dave meslin @meslin 1. Three weeks ago ordered box boxes PkgWholesalers, via @amazonca. Specifically ordered package 25 boxes, each 6x9x6: Packaging Wholesalers 9x6x6-Inch Shipping Boxes, 25-Count | delivery arrived at my door box Chocolate Sea Salt Granola packets. ith organie unth and chia. Awara 1trient dense ingredients SUGAR immune health Gree PROBIOTICS purely elizabeth. NET WT PROBIOTIC GRANOLA S ALTY-SWEET CRUNCHY CLUSTERS CHOC
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Delusional Buyers And Sellers Fresh Out Of Sense

Ah, yes, the weird world of buying and selling secondhand items. Take for instance, that video game that looks like it was Glad wrapped. Not exactly what someone has in mind when they think they're buying a new and unopened video game. People are bound to slap prices, and sometimes insane ones, on just about anything they can find lying around the house. That broken pencil, or rock you just pulled out of your shoe, or beard trimmings? Maybe it's worth a couple hundred bucks if you're willing to shed rationality and all common sense. 

A collection of delusional moments between various individuals on Craigslist | video game 1/1 Grand Theft Auto V PS3 Wrapped Up never used $80 | Are still selling 30 inch TV No, sorry sold few days ago @decentbirthday about $200 already sold Sorry $250 literally do not have Then don't waste my time
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Retail Workers' Craziest Stories Of Apocalypse Preppers

Someone on AskReddit asked for retail workers to share their craziest experiences with apocalypse preppers stocking up on all kinds of absurd stuff, while leaving common decency at the door. Some folks are giving themselves over to a blind panic, and in that process treating other human beings like dirt. No good. 

Retail workers describe the most ridiculous instances of people prepping for apocalypse | reddawgmcm 3d People at my store treating pallet toilet paper coming out back like 's 1997 and just wheeled out tickle Elmo. Not single pack made shelf
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