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These choosing beggars and their endless procession of irrational demands, just keep coming. This time we've got a particularly ridiculous choosing beggar who expects a free VCR, but only if the VCR is brand new. Yeah, okay, good luck. Someone can certainly afford to "lose the attitude." 

This golden Tumblr thread centers on a tale of a young woman's quest for a burrito that resulted in one unlucky cashier thinking he probably had a run-in with an actual demon. At least his encounter with the "demon" was a completely amicable one. 

This slippery choosing beggar got to borrow a car once, and proceeded to draw the entitled assumption that that meant they could just use it again. There would appear to be a strong case of blind ignorance at play here. 

Well, that's one way to get the job done. Can't say that we saw the bananas coming, but here we are. 

This family was out for a nice and enjoyable little grocery shop outing, when the process was rudely interrupted by a Karen who refused to be reasoned with. Well, Karen certainly met her match. The husband in this scenario sounds like a massive Canadian giant, with a heart of gold. Even with that heart of gold, it didn't stop him from putting a stop to Karen's antics with a hilarious, humbling lesson. Karen's jaw must've dropped to the floor. 

Dive on into more Karen content, with the time Karen tailgated a driver, so the driver baited her right into a speed trap.

People are always coming up with new ways to try to wake up clueless choosing beggars. In this case, we get to witness a choosing beggar seemingly have their already lacking common sense, completely shattered. What ensues is nothing short of comedy gold. Check out more choosing beggars and their irrational demands over here.

You be the judge on whether this Shopping Cart Theory holds any weight, when it comes to measuring whether a person is good or bad. The reality is, one might best be considered a good person if they do the right thing when no one is looking, or they have nothing to gain from doing it. So, I guess, an egoless act of kindness, generosity, and just trying to promote the well being of another. 

This little interaction, real or not, was just what we needed to brighten up the day. Just picturing an elderly man making off with a big old TV, and having his granddaughter try to run cleanup on his forgetfulness is quite hilarious. Maybe he'll accidentally take a car next. 

There's just no pleasing some people. 

People will try to sell all kinds of ridiculous stuff online. Some finds are more absurd than others. Didn't exactly know that doll art was a thing, but here we are. 

This guy's experience trying to have some empty boxes delivered ended up being a process of navigating multiple fails. Apparently, something was happening with the ordering/delivery process, where he ultimately ended up getting a ton of granola and Harry Potter coasters that he'd never asked for. Maybe not all robots are meant to rule the world. 

Ah, yes, the weird world of buying and selling secondhand items. Take for instance, that video game that looks like it was Glad wrapped. Not exactly what someone has in mind when they think they're buying a new and unopened video game. People are bound to slap prices, and sometimes insane ones, on just about anything they can find lying around the house. That broken pencil, or rock you just pulled out of your shoe, or beard trimmings? Maybe it's worth a couple hundred bucks if you're willing to shed rationality and all common sense. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for retail workers to share their craziest experiences with apocalypse preppers stocking up on all kinds of absurd stuff, while leaving common decency at the door. Some folks are giving themselves over to a blind panic, and in that process treating other human beings like dirt. No good.