shopping

Leave it to the Canadian Giant to put the entitled Karen of the hour in her place. Love nothing more than seeing an entitled Karen that was otherwise on an uninterrupted tear, get put in her place. Beautiful stuff, really. For more Karen gold check out the time that Karen claimed she was sold a faulty computer, and ended up learning otherwise.

This golden Tumblr thread centers on a tale of a young woman's quest for a burrito that resulted in one unlucky cashier thinking he probably had a run-in with an actual demon. At least his encounter with the "demon" was a completely amicable one. 

This slippery choosing beggar got to borrow a car once, and proceeded to draw the entitled assumption that that meant they could just use it again. There would appear to be a strong case of blind ignorance at play here. 

Well, that's one way to get the job done. Can't say that we saw the bananas coming, but here we are. 

People are always coming up with new ways to try to wake up clueless choosing beggars. In this case, we get to witness a choosing beggar seemingly have their already lacking common sense, completely shattered. What ensues is nothing short of comedy gold. Check out more choosing beggars and their irrational demands over here.

This little interaction, real or not, was just what we needed to brighten up the day. Just picturing an elderly man making off with a big old TV, and having his granddaughter try to run cleanup on his forgetfulness is quite hilarious. Maybe he'll accidentally take a car next. 

There's just no pleasing some people. 

People will try to sell all kinds of ridiculous stuff online. Some finds are more absurd than others. Didn't exactly know that doll art was a thing, but here we are. 

This guy's experience trying to have some empty boxes delivered ended up being a process of navigating multiple fails. Apparently, something was happening with the ordering/delivery process, where he ultimately ended up getting a ton of granola and Harry Potter coasters that he'd never asked for. Maybe not all robots are meant to rule the world. 

Ah, yes, the weird world of buying and selling secondhand items. Take for instance, that video game that looks like it was Glad wrapped. Not exactly what someone has in mind when they think they're buying a new and unopened video game. People are bound to slap prices, and sometimes insane ones, on just about anything they can find lying around the house. That broken pencil, or rock you just pulled out of your shoe, or beard trimmings? Maybe it's worth a couple hundred bucks if you're willing to shed rationality and all common sense. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for retail workers to share their craziest experiences with apocalypse preppers stocking up on all kinds of absurd stuff, while leaving common decency at the door. Some folks are giving themselves over to a blind panic, and in that process treating other human beings like dirt. No good. 

People that have worked retail are sharing their most beloved methods for passing the time. Things like not checking the time as frequently have been known to help people feel like it's passing faster. Could try that, or maybe striking up conversation with people that are coming in as customers. 

Now this looks like a fun time. Just swapping out all of Costco's sold out signs with signs for magical items. Sign me up.