shaving

I thought shaving during an earthquake was the natural response...

"The stock attachment combs broke and I had this wooden comb, so I grabbed a saw and a tube of super glue and made a quick fix."

The 1970s would be proud, my friend.

Doesn't he know that it's practically summer vacation by now?

It's less of a beard than a Neo-Tonsure. Good stuff, dude.