shaving

Well here's a 3 A.M. solar eclipse.

Stare deeply into the beard. You are getting sleepy...

It's okay dog. Someday we'll go back, back to the old country where you are not mocked for your choice of suspended pants. But not today.

Make sure you don't knock it off the sink. You could step on it. And we wouldn't want that.

Who needs to wait for them to grow facial hair?

It might seem like a harsh reason to dump somebody, but have you ever tried to crack open an unshorn coconut? It's more trouble than it's worth. #thirdworldproblems

Hey all, we have a new site joining the Failblog family, School of Fail! Once these babies grow up, they become fair game.