science

Here's a very organized list of the silly things we do that might make us seem cute to someone watching us in a nature documentary. David Attenborough would be proud to narrate this one.

If you need everyone to know just how thoughtful and knowledgeable you are, don't worry. We've got your back. The next time you're with a group of people, you can sling some of these facts their way and feel smart. It's OK, we all want to do it. And what better way to sound smart than to fire a few facts into a boring conversation!

Sadly, you can reliably trust that the internet will vomit up harmful pseudoscience all over the place. Thankfully, some people out there who actually know what they're talking about are willing to explain the facts as understood by the real experts.

When someone says something profoundly stupid, there's no sense in trying to argue with them. It's better to just let it happen and hope that life takes care of it.

As it turns out, people absolutely love bragging (and lying) about their own intellect online. Don't you dare like top 40 music or badmouth Rick and Morty, because these Collosally-Brained Mind Titans will be there to take you down. Remember, these folks are more insightful and articulate than you could ever hope to be.

The universe is enormous and terrifying. There are too many things to know and this is only a small amount of those things. 

We're still upset about Pluto.

You don't want to get in the way of these intellectual behemoths, with their monumental IQs and matching egos.

This isn't how science is supposed to work. Please tell me this isn't how science works.

You just can't compete with these brilliant geniuses. Their knowledge of art, science and philosophy is only matched by the likes of Mozart, Einstein, and Plato. How can we all live in our own paltry minds knowing that these mind-tyrants are out there, brooding on social media.

Because sometimes someone misses class the day you learned about the civil war, or owls. 

Alright, let's be 100% honest here. Did you learn something new while reading these? No judgement.

Are parrots just mimicking us? Or are there some wheels turning in those big bird-heads? The possibility that these things are capable of making jokes is as interesting as it is spooky.

Prepare to feel as insipid as you are, mere simpleton. These great minds are in the leagues of Einstein and Nietzsche, and could not be bothered by your pedestrian ways. They know big words and inhabit the realm of ideas, something that you could never know. Do you even watch Rick and Morty?

It can seem like the world only began when we were born, but in reality our whole lives are just minuscule dots in history. There have been countless humans before us, and a lot of them did some pretty amazing things. Thinking about the past really puts things into perspective, and I think everyone needs a little wake up call now and then to remember that some pretty crazy stuff went down before we were around. Here's 19 stories from AskReddit about some very cool things humanity has achieved so far. Inspiring. 

Bruce Banner's actually a Professional Student, guys. 

So many of these ideas need to be a part of our reality.

Prepare to question everything...