satan

Satan, not to be mistaken with the lovely fabric. The big guy downstairs used to scare people to walk the straight and narrow for nearly 2000 years. It's about time you find a reason to laugh at him, even just a bit. What do you have to fear, Purgatory? Possibly.

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Insert joke here about Nickelback not being very good.

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He's not at his angsty, rebellious, post-pubescent phase yet, but we can't wait until it gets here.

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You could have just said "Hey, bro, can you keep it down? And the goat blood from your ritual sacrifices are starting to drip through our ceiling kthxbai."

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When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.

~Office Lackey Jack

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