Not sure if upside-down cross is lame metal or extremely well-informed Catholicism.
Satan, not to be mistaken with the lovely fabric. The big guy downstairs used to scare people to walk the straight and narrow for nearly 2000 years. It's about time you find a reason to laugh at him, even just a bit. What do you have to fear, Purgatory? Possibly.
Not sure if upside-down cross is lame metal or extremely well-informed Catholicism.
He may be the embodiment of pure evil, but I'll be damned if he isn't a giving lover.
If you are currently able to do this, then Satan may have some pawning options available for you.
Welcome to the future of marriage! THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN.