By Unknown
Satan, not to be mistaken with the lovely fabric. The big guy downstairs used to scare people to walk the straight and narrow for nearly 2000 years. It's about time you find a reason to laugh at him, even just a bit. What do you have to fear, Purgatory? Possibly.
What is this? What devilry hath this man wrought to bring about this occasion? Arcane magic? A pact with Satan? We may never know...
Do ever think they wonder about stuff? "Why am I here? What's my purpose? Did I lock my keys in my little amoeba car?"
Don't get mannequins that look like they've been possessed by Satan.