Liar, liar, pants on fire.

It was the snack that broke the camel's back.

Uh, cool?

Good work.

Well, it worked.

Well, not unspoken now.

It's interesting how quickly priorities can shift. In one moment everyone's all up in arms about hat wearing, and the next moment the teacher is yelling at you to spare everyone the pulsing, leaking nightmare of your Jason Vorhees-like scalp. All we're asking for is a little consistency, but that's a separate tragedy. Here are some other dumb rules schools enforced.

Some of us need a review.

Life is about risks, or something.

Your "unnatural" hair color violates our dress code. Fix it!

Aannd mic drop.

When is "stop helping coworkers" a good business move?

What a brilliant idea.

Nice.

May chaos reign.

Respect the sticker, she says.