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Bone-Jarringly Frustrating Double Standards

Where's the justice, man?
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guy cancels bank account to deposit all money

Korean Bank Forces Guy To Employ Stupid Loophole, It Works

Hey, if it works it works.
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Story about grandpa who did mail loophole by putting mailboxes 6 feet in air

Grandpa's Mailbox Loophole Takes Mail Into The Third Dimension

That's right, three whole dimensions.
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funny petty tenant gives landlord many notices

Spurned Tenant Spams Crap Landlord With Notices

May pettiness reign.
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teen driver told they can't go anywhere without permission, so he forces parents hand

Teen Driver Forces Parents Hand On Stupid Rule, Actually Wins

Reasonability wins out.
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funny stories of loopholes | wivernryder auxiliary water pump on my car broke plastic rotted and cracked so spewing coolant everywhere) and mechanic wanted pay $300 150 part went an auto store and bought part just under $150 and gonna have chanic install until called them back and they said they don't install customer parts. So figured if they won't install customer parts, they'll at least fix existing problems with vehicle. So, naturally poorly installed new part myself, then took mechanic

A Few Great, Stupid Loopholes That Worked

Can't complain if it worked.
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Employee proves point to manager by letting customer stay til 5 am | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/Ratsincorduroy 23 hours ago Proved my manager s better warn customers closing time oc M used work at store open until 2AM every night week, so as can imagine 2AM rolled around always ready get out there. Around 1:45AM would walk around and let each customer know individually store closing 15 minutes, and ask them if they needed help finding anything before then did this about 4 months working

Manager Won't Make Customers Leave, Customer Stays Until 5 AM

It's a better idea to let people know it's closing time.
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Employee uses union rules to battle unfair HR

Employee Outsmarts Unfair HR By Citing Guidelines

Good ol' rules.
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Guy gets manager fired because he knows the rules | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by PunkThug There an attempt fire malicious compliance. Long-time lurker first time poster. Apologize being on mobile s very long story, and TL;DR at bottom

Manager Tries to Fire Guy for Following The Rules, It Backfires

It helps to know the guidelines.
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Stories of people cheating on tests and getting away with it. | Bill_r_i 183 points 4 days ago Everytime had write book report high school wrote on same book never fully read. Used book at least 4 times

Times People Cheated and Got Away With It

Don't cheat it's wrong.
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funny petty elevator revenge story | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/-BigBadBeef Petty revenge against petty shipyard security work shipyard. COVID has seen some pretty harsh measures which actually endorse, since shipyard attracts workers all over world. One these measures lists maximum amount people can occupy elevator at once. Only 3 can use elevator at any given time, but only one if transport materials alongside.

Worker Deploys Petty Revenge on Elevator Rule Stickler

People can get petty.
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Funny rules that exist | NarrowSeaworthiness8 5.5k points 12 hours ago Since Covid and things going digital now have must wear clothes' rule and already had pretty casual dress code.

Weird Rules that Exist for Specific Reasons

Sometimes one person can be responsible for their own new rule.
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rules and things that make no sense | EDGAR More 2 Cartoon suns being drawn wearing sunglasses. Like exactly are they protecting their eyes ?

Things that Don't Make any Dang Sense

The world is a confusing place.
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Students who broke rules in impressive ways teacher stories | mgraunk 3.1k points 3 hours ago My coworker and discovered one our students running an underground crime syndicate selling individual Icebreaker mints 50 cents pop agreed not punish him or inform administration, but did confront him privately and told him he needed stop before got him trouble. He had about half dozen employees and selling at every grade level by time put an end Kid C student at best, but he's definitely going places.

Teachers' "That's Amazing But Please Stop" Stories

"Great job, but don't."
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People describe the various ways that they managed to troll their bosses without breaking the rules | SergeantKoopa 8y couple friends mine work at Wal-Mart. They found out kilts are well within dress code as long as they are correct color. Drove their managers nuts s been year and absolutely no problems though

Ways People Trolled Their Bosses Without Breaking Rules

Bonus points for being so clever.
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Bad college roommate tries to complain and get move but it backfires | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/zardkween 3 days ago Don't touch MY stuff oc M college had randomly assigned roommate did not get along with at all. Our personalities were just on two opposite ends personality spectrum and clashed only things had common were went same college and lived same apartment s Anyways nightmare living situation apartment had four rooms and two bathrooms. She and shared same bathroom as our rooms we

Roommate Complains Herself Into A Corner

Sometimes you don't get exactly what you want.
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