rude

Our minds word vomit all kinds of crazy stuff when we're sleeping. If someone else is around to report back to you on what you might've said out loud, while in the middle of a dream, you will likely find yourself very confused. 

If you hate choosing beggars (like we do) and love seeing people get the justice they deserve (like we do), this is the story for you. An gutter-dwelling choosing beggar with a swollen sense of entitlement and a filthy mouth (we lost count of how many times she said something offensive) wasted the time of a guy trying to sell his keyboard and mouse online. But he had a little something up his sleeve, and gave her exactly what she deserved. Sweet, sweet justice. So satisfying. Seeing people get instant karma is the best. 

Why do people insist on threatening the people they do business with? We'll never know, but we have some very basic theories, the leading one being "Some people are just jackasses." Like, seriously, people in these situations will be crazily nasty to strangers when they can't get exactly what they want.

They see the worst in the world while staying blind to anything real about themselves. 

Sometimes testy customers push employees past their breaking limits, and petty acts occur. As long as the employees are at peace with these modern times and the fiery (delusional) Yelp reviews that can come of their actions; well, then f**k it. 

Unfortunately, people walking around like they own the place is the least of these peoples' worries. It's the people who walk around their homes like it's a bus station that they really had to worry about. Anyway, be wary of fiends of friends and distant cousins. You may find a pile of hair in your couch. If you wanna get mad on behalf of more homeowners, then here are some more terrible guests.

These customers are in dire need of a reality check. The toxic entitlement, blatant rudeness is next-level. 

Keep your friends close, and make sure your enemies can't touch your stuff. Turns out people will break your nice things and steal your pills. Even if it's something like dog ear medicine.

Everyone wants something for nothing. Some people are just more vocal about it, and expect the world to be delivered to them on a platter. Here's 13 people who could not be bothered to make or take a reasonable offer.

This customer needed a bit of a reality check. Someone's probably always listening. In this case, it's great the cashier was ready to share the fact that they did in fact speak Mandarin Chinese as well as English. Yes, it's possible to speak more than one language! Who'duh thunk it. 

These folks have absolutely blistering levels of entitlement. It must be nice to be able to only think about yourself and absolutely no one else. Either way, it didn't help them here.

Never know when a conversation might get struck by a wildly unexpected curveball. 

A wild Angry Tinder Guy appeared! Polite conversation was ineffective...

It's a simple rule of life: don't be these people. You might feel good about yourself or genuinely careless, apathetic to everything and everyone around you; but you're just making the bullsh*t of the world worse for everyone else. 

This guy's an all-American creepy nice guy!